Babe Quest

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<img src="Images/Room.jpg" height=450px> You're in your room. It's a pretty alright you guess. There's a bed, a computer, a window, all the usual stuff. You really don't have anything to complain about all things considered. You guess the bed //could// be a just a bit bigger, but you really have to straighten out before that becomes a problem. And you know, if we're being honest, a jackass like you really is lucky he has a room at all. Like, seriously, what if you had been born in Saudi Arabia or something. There's probably people who sleep in the dirt //everyday//, and they'd //kill// to have a room like you do. Do you honestly believe that somebody with your degree of privilege has any business complaining about the size of their bed? No, of course not! God damn it! That's it, that's the last straw. From now on, you're only gonna say good things about your room. Because when it really comes down to it, you //like// your mediocre bed and your mediocre window. And if those bougie //fucks// you met at the cheesecake factory think that they can convince you that you've got something to be ashamed of they've got another thing coming. Where do they get off, anyways? Pretending like that new vegan diet of theirs somehow justifies their- <<set $BP to 0>> <div style="color: pink"> Hey! Aren't you paying attention? </div> [["My bad."]]

You put your dick back inside Carla's pussy. <img src="Images/Carla1.gif" height=400px> Carla's your girlfriend, I guess I should have mentioned that earlier, I got distracted while I was describing the rest of your room. God yes! Now, fuck me doggystyle! [[Don't mind if I do|"Fuck me doggystyle!"]] <<set $BP to 1>>

You keep pounding away at Carla's pussy. <img src="Images/Carla2.gif" height=400px> [["I think I'm about to cum"]]

Do it on my face baby! <img src="Images/Carla3.gif" height=400px> [[Hell Yeah!]]

<img src="Images/Room.jpg" height=400px> Carla goes into the bathroom to get cleaned up. <div style="color:red"> Hey bro? Can I come in? </div> [["Sure"]]

<img src="Images/Alli.jpg" height=400px> The professional pornstar Alli Rae walks into your room. Alli is also your sister. Isn't that a funny coincidence? Having a good time in here? [[You bet]]

<img src="Images/Alli.jpg" height=400px> It sounded like it. Do you think you could do me a favor? [[What do you need?]]

<img src="Images/Alli.jpg" height=400px> We're out of milk, do you think you could run to the store and pick some up for me? Looks like Alli wants you to go on a fetch quest for her. You let out a sigh. It seems like even after 18 years of living with this woman, she still thinks of you as her fucking errand boy. Looks like you've got 3 options here: *Say [[Yes|Yes Allie Milk]], like a bitch. *Say [[No|No Allie Milk]], like a Chad. *[[Fuck a watermelon]].

<img src="Images/Alli.jpg" height=400px> Thanks big bro! [[To the streets|Main Street cuck]]

<img src="Images/Alli.jpg" height=400px> You tell Alli that she can fuck off! If she wants milk so badly she can get it herself. Holy shit bro! That was the chadliest thing I've ever seen! You're damn right it was. You flex your Chadlike muscles and tear your shirt in half. Your penis grows an extra 2 inches, just out of spite. Satisfied, you decide to go for a walk on [[Main Street|Chad Main Street]]

<img src="Images/Alli.jpg" height=400px> You grab a nearby watermelon and fuck the shit out of it. The sheer force of your dominance generates a shockwave that levels several nearby buildings. Wtf bro! Alli can't seem to comprehend just how earth-shattering the dominance you're displaying is. Why tf are you fucking a watermelon? Disgusted by her close-mindedness, you decide to [[Go on a walk]]

<img src="Images/MainStreet.jpg" height=400px> You're on Main Street heading towards the supermarket, like a bitch. [[This sucks|Morphius]]

Suddenly, the air in front of you crackles with electricity. A man-shaped portal carves itself into existence. You feel reality bend around you. <img src="Images/Portal.gif" height=400px> [[Woah]]

<img src="Images/MainStreet.jpg" height=400px> You're walking on Main Street, like a total Chad. [[This is awesome|Morphius]]

<img src="Images/MainStreet.jpg" height=400px> You're walking on Main Street. Rescue workers frantically search the ruins of nearby buildings for survivors. [[This sucks|Morphius]]

The portal stabilizes itself. A man tumbles out of it onto the street. <img src="Images/Morpheus.jpg" height=400px> [[What's going on!|Appendage]]

<img src="Images/Morpheus.jpg" height=400px> "Yo, Morphius! What's up my guy!" Morpheus gives you a <<linkappend "fist bump">> <img src="Images/FistBump.jpg" height=200px> <</linkappend>> Nothing much brother, what's up with you? [["The usual"]]

<img src="Images/Morpheus.jpg" height=400px> Same here man. Glad to see you're holding up well. "As always. Say, you got a minute?" I'm afraid not. I got someplace to be. Some other time maybe. [["For sure man, some other time."]]

<img src="Images/MainStreet.jpg" height=400px> You bid Morpheus farewell. You both agree to try and find some time to hang out next week. You're about to continue on your way, but just as Morpheus leaves, you hear a voice calling you from out of a dark Alley. Psst. Over here. Follow the voice? *[[Why not?|Voice]] *[[enh...Maybe I shouldn't|no Voice]]

<img src="Images/Morpheus.jpg" height=400px> The man from the portal approaches you. It's as though he's been looking for you all his life. Maybe you should [[say something.|Morpheus]]

As you turn down the alley, a cloaked figure grabs you by the wrist and drags you out of sight. [["What the hell man?"]]

You decide it's probably best not to follow a stranger's voice into a dark alley. [[Wow. Nice Choice!]]

<img src="Images/College.jpg" height=400px> You continue you on with your life, you go to school, you get a good job, and nothing out of the ordinary happens. [[All according to plan]]

<img src="Images/Family.jpg" height=400px> Pretty soon you find yourself a wife and kids. Things are going great! [[Awesome!]]

<img src="Images/OldDate.jpg" height=400px> You kids grow older and move out of the house. You miss having them around but you and your wife find lots of ways to enjoy your newfound freedom. It's like a second honeymoon, except this one lasts forever. And just think. You're [[retiring]] in just a few years!

<img src="Images/Retire.jpg" height=400px> The retirement party is everything you've ever dreamed. You're surrounded by everyone you care about. Your wife, your coworkers, your kids-look! Even Morpheus found the time to stop by! [[My life is so great and normal!]]

<img src="Images/OldLove.jpg" height=400px> Time marches on. You and your wife grow older, but also closer. Looking back you don't have any regrets. You ate life up, and you spit life out. Truly this is the best life you could have ever lived. And there aren't any decisions you wish you'd made differently. Nope. Even if your life was a game with a rollback feature, the kind where you can just press the back arrow and change your decisions, you wouldn't change a thing. You wrap your arm around your wonderful wife. In all these years you still haven't tired of her touch. "You know what honey?" She says, as she presses her body close to yours. [["What?"]]

<img src="Images/TheEnd.jpg" height=400px> "I love you." She says. You give her a kiss. "I love you too." !The End. Hey there, thanks for playing my game! If you liked it, please consider backing the game on patreon. Patreons already have access to the newest release of the game, and backers can vote on fetishes and girls they'd like to see added!

<img src="Images/Aurora.jpg" height=400px> The figure takes off their cloak, revealing themselves to be a beautiful woman. Forgive me for dragging you down here like that. I couldn't risk us being seen. [["Seen by who?"]]

<img src="Images/Aurora.jpg" height=400px> Who? I don't know. I just didn't want to be seen. You can never be to careful with these things. Yeah there's definitely something wrong with this chick. [["Okay, well can you start by telling me your name?"]]

<img src="Images/Aurora.jpg" height=400px> Me? I'm Aurora. But that's not what's important. What's important is that //we're living in a simulation.// Ha! This is great. This woman has truly flipped. I know. I know. It sounds crazy. But hear me out, please. [["I've got nowhere else to be"]]

<img src="Images/Aurora.jpg" height=400px> Okay, good. I'll do my best to explain. I assume you're familiar with your typical simulation conspiracy, right? "Yeah, yeah, nothing is real, our brains are hooked up to so machine in the real world, shit like that." Right! Only this time, its a little more interesting. [["What do you mean"]]

<img src="Images/Aurora.jpg" height=400px> We're not trapped in an alien simulation or a computer generated Utopia. You and me, we're trapped inside of a porn game. "A porn game? You mean like one of those anime visual novel things?" No this one is far worse. It looks like we're trapped inside an "HTML game." "Aw no! Don't tell me it's one of those real-porn open-world Patreon-shilling games that never gets completed!" I'm afraid that's what it looks like. [["Fuck!"]]

<img src="Images/Aurora.jpg" height=400px> Hey, don't be too upset. I mean, you've still got your dick. "What's gonna happen to my dick!" Nothing. Probably. It's just, you know how these real-porn games tend to be. "This is serious shit! How do we escape?" Escape what? "The simulation!" I'm glad you asked. [[Next]]

<img src="Images/Aurora.jpg" height=400px> In your sidebar you should see your stats. "I only see one." Exactly. This game only has one stat. "Oh, okay. What're Babe Points then?" Babe points are your all purpose currency. You can use them to buy items, unlock new areas, and learn game breaking abilities. The more Babe Points you have, the greater your control on the simulation becomes. If you can manage to get **100** points you should be able to break out of the simulation itself. "Alright sweet! But, [[how do I earn them?]]"

<img src="Images/AuroraBack.jpg" height=400px> Aurora laughs. It's a porn game silly, how do you think? You get one Babe Point every time you have sex with a girl. "That doesn't sound half bad." You give Aurora a look up and down. You wonder whether she'd be down to help you farm a few Babe Points herself. Hey, slow down there buster. Don't go getting any wild ideas about you and me. You're not the only one who's in need of points, and I'm way too smart to have sex for free. Why don't you come back and visit me when you've got a few more points to spend. [[Fair enough]]

<img src="Images/MainStreet.jpg" height=400px> And with that, you set out on what will become quite possibly, the greatest adventure man has ever known. [[Startup]]

<img src="Images/MainStreet.jpg" height=400px> <<if $schoolstart == false || $poolstart == false || $other == false>> Alright. You're on Main Street with only one goal in mind, how are you gonna get laid? You could try: <<if $schoolstart is false>>[[The School][$schoolstart to true]] <</if>> <<if $poolstart is false>>[[The Pool][$poolstart to true]] <</if>> <<if $other is false>>[[The Gym][$other to true]] <</if>> <<else>> Alright. Looks like you've got a good idea where you're going. Now all that's left to do is to fuck every woman you can get your hands on. And so the world's greatest Babe Quest has begun. [[Main Street]] <</if>>

<img src="Images/School.jpg" height=400px> Your local highschool. Lots of sexy 18+ teens here, not to mention those MILF teachers. Of course, its not like that does you much good if you don't have a way inside. The school isn't exactly open to visitors, and you're a little too old to pass yourself off as a student... Wait a second. That gives you an [[idea|school2]].

<img src="Images/Pool.jpg" height=400px> Babe Central. The pool is //the place// for hot chicks to flaunt their bodies. Getting laid at the pool should be a sure bet. Let's just hope the dev doesn't contrive a plot device to keep us from getting access. Let's check on our [[other options.|Startup]]

<img src="Images/Gym.jpg" height=400px> The gym huh? Yeah, it wouldn't be an HTML game if there wasn't a gym. Gym sex scenes are hot as hell, there's definitely gonna be action waiting for you if you can get inside here. Let's just hope you don't have to do any strength grinding. [[Back|Startup]]

<img src="Images/School.jpg" height=400px> If you can't pass yourself off as a student, why not try to get hired as a teacher? You're a smart enough guy, and gaining control of your students grades should give you some leverage over them. You'll have to stop by the Principle's office when you get a chance. [[Sounds like a plan|Startup]]

<img src="Images/MainStreet.jpg" height=400px> <<if $hitler != 1 || random(5) != 5>> You're on Main Street. <<if $Roxannequest == "Clover" && (random(5) == 5 || $Rainbow == true)>> It's a beautiful day. You can see a [[rainbow]] in the sky. <<set $Rainbow to true>> <</if>> Go to: *[[Park]] *[[School]] *[[Home]] *[[Alley]] <<else>> You step on to south street when <<linkappend "suddenly-">> "HOLY FUCK!" <img src="Images/CarCrash.gif" height=225px> A Subaru hurtles toward you at lighting speed! [[Jump out of the way!|OtherJump]] <</linkappend>> <</if>>

Babe Points: $BP <<if $timer > turns()>>Timer: <<print $timer-turns()>><</if>> <<if $hasstrength == true>><<link "Hack Strength">> <<if $strengthcounter > 0>> <<goto $hacklink>> <</if>> <</link>><</if>> <<if $hasinhibit == true>><<link "Release Inihibitions">> <<if $inhibitcounter > 0>> <<goto $hacklink>> <</if>> <</link>><</if>> <<if $hasftravel>> Fast Travel To: <<if $hitlertp == "Main Street">>[[Main Street|catchmain]]<<else>>[[Main Street]]<</if>> <<if $hitlertp == "South Street">>[[South Side|catchsouth]]<<else>>[[South Side]]<</if>> <</if>> [[Support the Dev!|https://www.patreon.com/BabeQuestDev]] <<silently>> <<set $strengthcounter += -1>> <<set $inhibitcounter += -1>> <<if $rubble > 1>> <<set $rubble += 1>> <</if>> <<if $allistate == "PostGym">><<set $allistate to "Post Gym">><</if>> <<if $version == 1>> <<if $girlscout > 1>><<set $girlscout to 10>><</if>> <<set $gymnew to 0>> the phase of the gym opening. <<set $rubble to 0>> the phase of the rubble <<set $hasstrength to false>> <<set $hasinhibit to false>> <<set $strengthcounter to 0>> This is sidebar reset tool for strength <<set $hacklink to "">> This is place that pages with hacks go to <<set $hasbadge to false>> <<set $str to 1>> <<set $version to 2>> <<set $hasdumbell to false>> <<set $exhibit to 0>> phase of the exhibit. <<set $class to 0>> phase of the class, 0 hasn't met. 1 has met. <<set $receptionist to 0>> <<set $lifeguard to 0>> <<set $poolgirl to 0>> <<set $hasvaccine to false>> <<set $class to 0>> <<set $churchchase to 0>> <<set $sportchase to 0>> <<set $smartchase to 0>> <<set $hasweed to false>> <<set $locker to 0>> <<set $code1 to "">> <<set $code2 to "">> <<set $code3 to "">> <<set $hospital to 0>> <<set $answer to "">> <<set $schooldumpster to 0>> <<set $pooldumpster to 0>> <<set $shopdumpster to 0>> <<if $hasafro && $hassuit>> <<set $poolsclosed to 2>> <</if>> <<set $daddyspoint to 0>> <<set $mandy to 0>> <<set $hasboobjob to false>> <<elseif $version == 2>> <<if $girlscout > 10>><<set $girlscout to 17>><</if>> <<set $version to 3>> <<set $hassouthside to false>> <<set $hasftravel to false>> <<set $nudist to 0>> <<set $cells to 0>> <<set $haslibrary to false>> <<set $bill to 0>> <<set $library to 0>> <<set $books to 0>> <<set $bookgirl to 0>> <<set $hascarla to false>> <<set $officer to 0>> <<set $mugged to 0>> <<set $teller to 0>> <<set $librarian to 0>> <<set $hasboobjob to false>> <<elseif $version == 3>> <<set $version to 4>> <<set $police to 0>> <<set $wanted to 0>> <<set $bowser to 0>> <<set $ben to 0>> <<set $shaggy to 0>> <<set $hitler to 0>> <<set $hitlertp to "">> Where to teleport to catch hitler <<if $girlscout == 20>><<set $girlscout to 25>><</if>> <<set $impregnation to false>> <<set $DOIT to false>> <<set $clab to 0>> <<elseif $version ==4>> Guichi! <<else>> <<set $AuroraReward to 0>> aurora's titflash <<set $hascredits to 0>> If they've bought the credits <<set $version to 1>> <</if>> <</silently>>

<<set $poolstart to false>> <<set $schoolstart to false>> <<set $other to false>> <<set $BP to 1>> <<set $Allistate to "Milk Quest">> <<set $milkquest to false>> <<set $schoolprologue to 0>> <<set $girlscout to 0>> phase of girlscout <<set $poolsclosed to 0>> phase of pools closed <<set $guil to 0>>phase of guiltine girl <<set $tines to 0>>num of tines <<set $clothingstore to 0>> clothing store phase <<set $clotheshifts to 0>> clothing store shifts <<set $camera to 0>> if they have the spy cam. <<set $Roxannequest to "">> What Roxanne wants <<set $Roxanne to false>> If they've discovered the lair <<set $hasbread to 0>> If they've got bread <<set $cheese to 0>> This is the de-cheesing variable for random rolls. <<set $haskey to 0>> <<set $Rainbow to false>> if rainbow. <<set $Angela to 0>> Angela phase <<set $Rachel to 0>> Rachel phase <<set $hasafro to false>> afro? <<set $hassuit to false>> suit? <<set $lyfter to 0>> stage of shop lifter fuck <<set $gymnew to 0>> the phase of the gym opening. <<set $rubble to 0>> the phase of the rubble <<set $hasstrength to false>> <<set $strengthcounter to 0>> This is sidebar reset tool for strength <<set $hacklink to "">> This is place that pages with hacks go to <<set $hasbadge to false>> <<set $str to 1>>

<img src="Images/Park.jpg" height=400px> <<set $Rainbow to false>> The local Park.<<if $class > 0 && $sportchase < 2>> [[Chase]] is here, playing basketball.<</if>><<if $girlscout < 2>> You see what looks like a [[Girl Scout]] pestering people walking through the park.<</if>><<if ($girlscout > 9 && $girlscout < 12) || ($girlscout > 16 && $girlscout < 20) || ($girlscout > 22 && $girlscout < 26)>> Hey! The [[Girl Scout]] is back!<</if>><<if $schoolprologue > 0>> There's a [[Guillotine Salesman]] here.<</if>> You could always stop for a minute and sit on a [[bench]]. Go to: <<if true>>*[[Shops]] <</if>><<if $hospital > 0>>*[[Hospital]] <</if>><<if true>>*[[Main Street]]<</if>> <<if $girlscout > 1 && $girlscout < 10>> <<set $girlscout +=1>><</if>> <<if $girlscout > 11 && $girlscout < 17>> <<set $girlscout +=1>><</if>> <<if $girlscout > 19 && $girlscout < 23>> <<set $girlscout +=1>><</if>>

<img src="Images/School.jpg" height=400px> <<set $Rainbow to false>> Your local 18+ highschool. How the porn studio affords to rent this thing you'll never know.<<if random(1) == 1 && $schoolprologue == 1>> It looks like the window to the [[Principal's Office|Principalguil]] has been left open.<</if>><<if $rubble > 10000 && $schooldumpster == 0>> You notice a [[dumpster]] behind the school.<</if>> *[[Enter]] Go to: *[[Gym]] *[[Main Street]]

<img src="Images/Alley.jpg" height=400px> The Alley. [[Aurora]] is here, as usual.<<if $Rainbow == true>> You can still see the [[rainbow|R2]]. It's even closer now.<</if>><<if $rubble > 20000 && $rubble < 30000>> No sign of the cop. Should you check out the [[dumpster|finaldump]] again?<</if>> Go to:<<if $Roxanne == true>> *[[Main Street]] *[[Roxanne's Hideout]] *[[Pool]] <<else>> *[[Main Street]] *[[Pool]] <</if>>

<<if $mugged == 1>><img src="Images/HomeExt.jpg" height=400px> This is it! You've got the milk, and now all you've gotta do is [[take it inside.]] <<else>><img src="Images/Home.jpg" height=400px> <<set $Rainbow to false>> Home sweet home. <<if $Allistate == "Milk Quest">> [[Alli|Alli Milk]] is in the kitchen. <</if>> <<if $Allistate == "Post Milk">> [[There is a note on the table.|Alli Gym]]<</if>> <<if $Allistate == "Post Gym">> [[Alli|Alli Milk 2]] is back in the kitchen. <</if>> Go to *[[Main Street]] *[[Your Room]] <</if>>

<img src="Images/AlliKitchen.jpg" height=400px> <<if $milkquest == false>> Hey bro, you're back! Did you pick up any milk? [["No, I didn't. Something...came up."]] <<set $milkquest to true>> <<else>>What's up bro? Alli is still waiting on you to bring her some milk. [[Return|Home]] <</if>>

<img src="Images/Room.jpg" height=400px> You're in your room. The one with the mediocre bed. That's not to say that you don't like it it's just...you get the idea. <<if $lifeguard == 2>>You notice something strange sticking out from [[underneath your bed.]]<</if>> Here you can use the [[Computer]] [[Back|Home]]

<img src="Images/AlliKitchen.jpg" height=400px> Really? You should be able to find some at the supermarket. It's right through the park. Sounds like Alli has a quest for you, and if you've got any idea how these porn games tend to work, there's probably a sweet reward for you if you manage to pull it off. [["Thanks"|Home]]

<<if random(1) == 0>> <img src="Images/Aurora.jpg" height=400px> <<else>><img src="Images/AuroraBack.jpg" height=400px> <</if>> Hey there, MC. Come to browse my wears? Aurora hands you napkin with a list of items written on it. Click on an item to learn more. <<if $hasafro == false>>*[[An Afro]] <</if>><<if $shaggy == 3>>*Ask her if she has any [[Scooby Snacks|a;sldkfj]] <</if>><<if $hasweed == false>>*[[Some Weed]] <</if>><<if true>>*View [[The Game Credits]] <</if>><<if $AuroraReward == 0>>*[[Titty Flash]] <</if>><<if $AuroraReward == 1>>*[[Ass Flash]] <</if>><<if $hasboobjob == true && $timer < turns() && $AuroraReward == 2>>*[[Recieve Boob Job]]<<elseif $AuroraReward == 2 && $hasboobjob == false>>*[[Boob Job]] <</if>>[[Back|Alley]]

<<if $schoolprologue == 0>> <img src="Images/Receptionist.png" height=400px> As you try to enter the school you are stopped by a Receptionist. Where do you think your going? "Oh I was just going to have a look at the school." I'm sorry sir. The school is not open to visitors. So unless you've got some reason for being here, I'm going to have ask you to leave. Now looks like a good time to *[[Try and get hired as a teacher]] *Or, you can always [[come back another time|School]] <<elseif $schoolprologue == 1>> <img src="Images/Receptionist.png" height=400px> Principals orders, nobody let's you inside. [[Damn|School]] <<else>> <img src="Images/SchoolInterior.jpg" height=400px> The School Lobby. <<if $receptionist < 2>>The [[Receptionist]] is here, filing paperwork.<</if>> Go to: *[[Gym|Gym2]] *[[Class]] *[[Principal's Office]] *[[Teacher's Lounge]] *[[Exit|School]] <</if>>

<img src="Images/Receptionist.png" height=400px> <<if $receptionist == 0>> Oh, hey. In between classes? Just one look at her face and you know, it's obvious, she wants you. Part of you honestly wants to ask her to fuck right now. It'd probably work. *Fuck it. Let's just [[ask her for sex.]] *[[Don't ask her for sex.|Enter]] <<else>> I already told you, I can't fuck you while I'm working. [["Sorry"|Enter]] <<set $inhibitcounter to 2>> <<set $hacklink to "Recept">> <</if>>

<img src="Images/SchoolGym.jpg" height=400px> The school Gym. The Girl's Basketball Team is practicing. *[[Locker Room]] *[[Back|Enter]]

<img src="Images/Classroom.jpg" height=400px> <<if $class == 0>> Your class. Just a ring of the bell away from being filled to the brim with slutty school girls. *[[Teach a Class|Get to know the class]] *[[Back|Enter]] <<else>> Your class. It'll be empty until the bell rings.<<if $churchchase == 0>> Should you do some teaching, or maybe try to [[snoop around the girls' desks?]]<</if>> <<if $churchchase >0 && $churchchase < 7>>*[[Snoop around the desks again]] <</if>><<if $smartchase < 2>>*[[Teach a class]] <<elseif $smartchase < 3>>*[[Challenge chase to another battle of wits.]]<<else>> <</if>><<if true>>*[[Back|Enter]] <</if>> <</if>>

<img src="Images/Prin.png" height=400px> Did you need something? Give the Principal another <<if $tines > 0>>[[Guillotine]]<<else>>Guillotine (Not enough Guillotines!)<</if>> [[Go Back|Enter]]

<img src="Images/TeachersLounge.jpg" height=400px> <<if $Angela <3>> The teacher's lounge. It's a lot shittier than you would've imagined. Your coworkers [[Rachel]] and [[Angela]] are eating on seperate sides of the room. [[Back|Enter]] <<else>> The teacher's lounge. It's empty now, Rachel and Angela are nowhere to be found. Hopefully you'll find a way to patch things up with Rachel next update. [[Back|Enter]] <</if>>

<img src="Images/Receptionist.png" height=400px> <<set $schoolprologue to 1>> \ You tell the receptionist that you're here for a job interview. Why didn't you say that in the first place? The Principal's office is down the hall. Looks like she bought it. Let's hope the Principal is as easily fooled. [[To the Principal's office|Principal Prologue]]

<img src="Images/Prin.png" height=400px> You enter the Principal's office. A FAT tittied MILF sits across the desk from you. My receptionist tells me your interested in a job. [[Word sure spreads around here fast.]]

<img src="Images/Prin.png" height=400px> The Principal motions to the chair in front of her. You take a seat. I'm going to be totally honest here. I don't care about where you went to school, about how long you went to school, or about //why// you went to school. Anyone who's been in this business knows teaching isn't about school! "It's not?" Of course not! [[That works for you.]]

<img src="Images/Prin.png" height=400px> I'm glad you and I see eye to eye on this issue. But, with that out of the way, I'm still going to need you to give me a demonstration before I hire you. "A demonstration?" Yes, it's an interviewing process I go through with all of my employees. I just want you to give me a demonstration of your abilities. Something that will...prove your worth, if you know what I mean. Aw yeah. You know where this is going. Well, what are you waiting for? [[Take off your pants.]]

<img src="Images/Prin.png" height=400px> The Principal screams in terror. What the fuck are you doing! This is not going how you planned. Out! OUT! Get out of my office. I never want to see your face in this school again. "But the game didn't give me any other options-" GO! NOW! You should probably [[leave|Morpheus School]] before she starts throwing things.

<img src="Images/School.jpg" height=400px> You're outside the school. Defeated. To your surprise, you see [[Morpheus|contid]] walking on the street.

<img src="Images/Morpheus.jpg" height=400px> You run over to him. Yo! What's up my dude! Morpheus gives you a <<linkappend "fist bump">> <img src="Images/FistBump.jpg" height=225px> <</linkappend>> "Morpheus! Your not going to believe this! We're in a simulation! None of this is real!" Morpheus gives you a <<linkappend "look">> <img src="Images/MorpheusLook.png" height=225px><</linkappend>> ...That's crazy. Morpheus is taking this news a lot better than you thought. [[Next|13242]]

<img src="Images/Morpheus.jpg" height=400px> So...what were you doing in the school? "I was trying to get hired as a teacher." What happened? "The principal kicked me out. I guess she didn't like my...interview style" That sucks brother. You know, if you really want to get into that school, you could always Kill the Principal. [["WHAT!"]]

<img src="Images/Morpheus.jpg" height=400px> You don't know? Babe Quest Senior High operates on a King of the Hill honor system. Whoever kills the principal gets to be the new principal. "There's no way that's true." Nah dude, I'm telling you, it's real. The game even highlighted it in green, so you know its legit. "Somehow I just don't think Killing the Principal is gonna unlock the school. [[Next|458]]

<img src="Images/Morpheus.jpg" height=400px> Hey man it's your call. Either way I wish you the best of luck. "Thanks man" You bid Morpheus adieu and head back to the [[School]].

<img src="Images/Dare1.png" height=400px> You approach the girl scout. <<if $girlscout == 0>> Hi there mister! Do you wanna play a game? *[["Sure! What are the rules?"]] *[[No I hate games|Park]] <<elseif $girlscout == 1 >> Hey there mister! You have another guess? [[Yep|Guessing Game 1]] <<elseif $girlscout ==10>> Hi there mister! You wanna play another game! "Hell yeah I do! [[What's at stake this time?]]" <<elseif $girlscout == 11 >> Hey there mister! Looking for another shot at fucking me? [[You know it|Guessing Game 2]] <<elseif $girlscout == 17>> "You're back!" That I am! "That mean you got another riddle for me?" Of course! Think you've got what it takes? [[Hell yeah!|Guessing Game 3]] <<elseif $girlscout == 18>> Ready to try again? [[Let's do this!|Guessing Game 3]] <<elseif $girlscout == 23>> "You're back!" That I am! "That mean you got another riddle for me?" You know it! [[Let's do it!|Hold on12]] <<elseif $girlscout == 24>> Ready to try again? [[Let's do this!|Guessing Game 4]] <<elseif $girlscout == 25>><<if $impregnation>> Hey, I see you've adjusted your fetish toggles, and your new settings feature this scene! "Does that mean I get to fuck your friend now?" That it does! Head back to your place and she'll be over soon. And remember to check your fetish toggles with each new updat so that you don't miss out on any new content. [[Let's do this!|Girl Scout Sex 4]]<<else>> You're back, and your current fetish settings still have this scene disabled. Are you sure you have your settings right? (This scene will be skipped but you will not miss out on any Babe Points.) *[[I'm sure.|"I've already toggled my fetishes for this update and I'm confident this is a scene I don't want to see."]] *[[Let me double check my settings one last time.|Computer]]<</if>> <</if>>

<img src="Images/Guil.jpg" height=400px> <<if $guil == 0>><<set $guil to 1>> Hey! Wanna buy a guillotine? "Wait this is serious?" Is this serious? Of course, this is serious. I'm the greatest guillotine salesman this side of the Mississippi. Check out the deals on the Head Cleaver 9000. The Guillotine Salesman thrusts a guillotine in your face. "Okay, thanks but [[I really don't think I need a guillotine right now.]]" <<else>> Hey! Wanna buy a guillotine? <<if $BP > 0>> [[Buy a Guillotine]] (1 Babe Point) <<else>> Buy a Guillotine (Not enough Babe Points!) <</if>> [[Back|Park]] <</if>>

<img src="Images/Shops.jpg" height=400px> The local shopping district. <<if $rubble >10000 && $shopdumpster == 0>> You notice a [[dumpster|dumpster3]] behind the SuperMarket.<</if>> Go to: *[[Clothing Store]] *[[Supermarket]] *[[Park]]

<img src="Images/Dare1.png" height=400px> <<set $girlscout to 1>> The rules are simple! I ask you a riddle and you guess an answer. If you get it right, I'll suck your dick! "Wait, really? That sounds awesome." I'm glad you're excited! You ready for the riddle? [["Absolutely"|Guessing Game 1]]

<img src="Images/Dare1.png" height=400px> I start with M, end with X, and have a never ending amount of letters. What am I? A <<textbox "$riddle1" "">> [[Submit|Riddle Results 1]] [[I give up|Park]]

<img src="Images/Dare1.png" height=400px> <<if $riddle1 == "Mailbox" || $riddle1 == "mailbox">> Yay! You got it! Now let's go back to your apartment so I can suck you off! [[God bless the dev of this game|Girl Scout Sex]] <<else>> Awww. You got it wrong. Don't give up Mister! I'm sure you'll guess it eventually [[Go back|Park]] <</if>>

<img src="Images/Dare2.png" height=400px> <<set $girlscout to 2>> You're not gonna make me beg for it are you? [[Hell no!]]

<img src="Images/PoolExt.jpg" height=400px> The Pool. The Number 1 spot to find hot babes. <<if $poolsclosed == 1>>The guy with the afro is still guarding the entrance.<<if random( 1)==1>>You notice [[another guy]] walking towards the pool.<</if>><</if>><<if $Rainbow == true>> The [[rainbow|sexrainbow]] is directly above the pool.<</if>><<if $rubble >10000 && $pooldumpster == 0>> You notice a [[dumpster|dumpster2]] behind the school.<</if>> <<if $poolsclosed > 1>>[[Enter|Inner Pool]] <<else>>[[Enter|poolsclosed]]<</if>> Go to: *[[Alley]] *[[South Side]]

<<if $hassuit && $hasafro>>This is it, time to put your theory to the test. You put on your suit and afro. [[Let's see if this works.]] <<elseif $poolsclosed == 0>><img src="Images/PoolsClosed.jpg" height=400px> As you try to enter the pool you are stopped by an afro'd man. Sorry sir, but the Pool's closed. You look over at the pool. Everything seems normal. [["What for?"|nextpool]] <<elseif $poolsclosed == 1>><img src="Images/PoolsClosed.jpg" height=400px> Pool's still closed. [[Damn|Pool]] <</if>>

<img src="Images/InnerPool.png" height=400px> The pool. A bunch of your afro'd brothers are forming swastikas in the water.<<if $poolgirl < 3>> You see a good looking [[Girl|Pool Girl]] in the water.<</if>> <<if $lifeguard > 0 && $lifeguard < 4>> The [[Lifeguard]] is here.<</if>> [[Back|Pool]]

<img src="Images/PoolsClosed.jpg" height=400px> <<set $poolsclosed to 1>> Aids. Pool's closed due to aids. "Aids?" Aids. The man seems suspiciously satisfied with himself. [["How long until the Pool is open again?"]]

<img src="Images/PoolsClosed.jpg" height=400px> Pool's closed. It doesn't look like this guy is feeling very helpful. Looks like your going to have to come back after you've figured out a way past this guy. [[Back|Pool]]

<img src="Images/OtherGuy.png" height=400px> The guy is dressed up in a suit and...an afro? [[That doesn't look right]]

You watch as the man approaches the pools entrance, expecting him to be turned away by the guy guarding the door. [[Wait a second, what?]]

The guy gaurding the pool just let the other guy in! Wtf is this? You wonder what this guy must have done to get into the pool. Maybe he already has AIDS, or maybe it had to do with the way he dressed. [[Back|Pool]]

<img src="Images/Guil.jpg" height=400px> Don't need a guillotine? Are you crazy? Everybody needs a Guillotine, they're the perfect item for whenever you need to kill someone. Somehow you doubt it's going to be that easy to kill someone with a Guillotine, also how the fuck are you supposed to carry that thing around anyways? You decide to [[get out of there|Park]] before she starts doing demonstrations.

<img src="Images/Guil.jpg" height=400px> <<set $tines += 1>><<set $BP += -1>> Thanks for your business! Guillotine was added to your inventory. How the hell did I fit that in there? [[Back|Park]]

<img src="Images/Prin.png" height=400px> You sneak into the Principal's office through the window. What the hell are you doing here! Shit! You forgot to make sure the Principal was out before sneaking in. I'm calling the police! Fuck, looks like you'd better *[[Run!|School]] <<if $tines > 0>>*[[Use a Guillotine]] <</if>>

<img src="Images/Prin.png" height=400px> You whip a Guillotine out of your inventory. Holy shit is that a Guillotine? "...yes?" You're so fucking cool! The Principal starts sucking you off in earnest. [[Seriously?|Fuckprinci]]

<img src="Images/Prin2.gif" height=400px> The Principal goes to town on your cock. I wake up everyday hoping a man will bring a guillotine into my office, and now here you are. [[Fuck her|123234]]

<img src="Images/Prin4.gif" height=400px> This is the best day of my life. [[Cowgirl|239048]]

<img src="Images/Prin3.gif" height=400px> Yess! Fuck me! [[Doggystyle|2131324]]

<img src="Images/Prin1.gif" height=400px> Epstein didn't kill himself! Wait what? [[Cum|12146789]]

<img src="Images/Prin5.gif" height=400px> <<set $BP += 1>> You cum all over the principal. It feels good, but it would feel better if Epstein had been able to testify. That was amazing! Anybody who dicks me down like that //must// be given a job at the school. [[For real?]]

<img src="Images/Prin.png" height=400px> That's right big guy! From this point on you can consider yourself a member of our faculty. [[Alright!|School]] A Guillotine was removed from your inventory. You can now work as a Teacher! <<set $schoolprologue to 2>> <<set $tines += -1>>

<img src="Images/DareBJ1.gif" height=400px> The girl scout takes your cock in her mouth. [[That's what I'm talking about]]

<img src="Images/DareBJ2.gif" height=400px> You fuck her mouth. [[Continue]]

<img src="Images/DareBJ3.gif" height=400px> The blowjob continues, but honestly this clip looks pretty similar to the last one. How many of these blowjob clips do you think we need anyways? [[Let's just skip to the Cumshot]]

<img src="Images/DareFinish.gif" height=400px> <<set $BP += 1>> <<set $girlscout to 2>> 'Nuf said. [[Finish|Your Room]]

You log onto your computer. [[Toggle Fetishes]] [[Buy_Game_Hacks.xyz]] [[Exit|Your Room]]

<<if $clotheshifts != 14>><img src="Images/Clothes.jpg" height=400px><</if>> <<if $clotheshifts != 5 && $clotheshifts != 10 && $clotheshifts != 14>> <<if $clothingstore == 0>> <<set $clothingstore to 1>>You enter the clothing store. A woman greets you at the door. Hi there! How can I help you. [["I'd like to buy a suit"]] [["I'd like a job"|Place]] <<else>><<if $bowser != 1>> Hey, you're back! Feel like working a shift? *[[Let's do it]] *[[Nah|Shops]] <<else>> You enter the shop, but somehow something seems different. The shop owner peeks her head out from the back. Hey, just in time! I need you to help this gentleman in the back with a fitting. "What? I mean. Okay." Something fishy is definitely going on here, but your not the kind of man to turn down a location specific game event. [[Head to the back]] <</if>> <</if>> <</if>><<if $clotheshifts == 5>><<set $clotheshifts to 6>> The store owner approaches you. Hey! I've been looking all over for you. You've been putting a lot of work in around here lately. [["I suppose I have."]] <</if>><<if $clotheshifts == 10>><<set $clotheshifts to 11>><<if $hassuit == true>> The store owner approaches you. Hey there! How's my favorite employee doing? "Pretty good I guess." I'm glad to hear it! So listen, I was thinking it's about time I gave you another reward for all your hard work. Only, I already gave you that suit you wanted. Is there anything else I could give you to reward you for your efforts? The owner looks at you with hunger in her eyes. [["I think I can come up with something."|"Boy do I!"]] <<else>> The store owner approaches you. Hey there! How's my favorite employee doing? "Pretty good I guess." I'm glad to hear it! So listen, I was thinking it's about time I gave you another reward for all your hard work. What do you say, I give you that suit you asked for? [["That'd be great"]] <</if>><</if>><<if $clotheshifts == 14>><<set $clotheshifts to 15>><img src="Images/AuroraClothes.png" height=400px> To your surprise, Aurora walks into the shop. "Hey Aurora! What're you doing so far from the alley?" What does it look like I'm doing? I'm shopping for clothes. The real question is, what are YOU doing here. [["What do you mean?"|gyghbhjk]] <</if>>

<img src="Images/Supermarket.jpg" height=400px> You enter the supermarket Here you can <<if $milkquest == true>>*Look for some [[milk|Look for some Milk]] <</if>><<if $hasbread == 0>>*Buy some [[bread]] <</if>><<if $hasbadge == false>>*Check out the new strength [[Exhibit]] <</if>><<if $shaggy == 2>>*Look for some [[Scooby Snacks]] <</if>><<if true>>*[[Go Back|Shops]]<</if>>

<img src="Images/Clothes.jpg" height=400px> Sure thing! How much money are you looking to spend? Wait a second, who said anything about money? "You guys don't take babe points?" What are babe points? [[This might be a problem]]

<img src="Images/Clothes.jpg" height=400px> Listen, if you're hard on cash, I could let you work here in the shop. I've been needing someone to help me out during the busy hours. *[[Well, I guess I've got nothing better to do.|Place]] *[[What, you mean like grinding? No thanks chief.]]

<img src="Images/Clothes.jpg" height=400px> Awesome! Just let me know when you want to work! That whole interaction seemed a bit too easy. [[At least you've got a job now.|Shops]]

<img src="Images/Clothes.jpg" height=400px> Okay, well if you ever change your mind, you're free to stop by and work a shift. [[Later|Shops]]

<img src="Images/ClothingShop.jpg" height=400px> <<set _rand to random(10)>> <<set $clotheshifts++>> <<if _rand < 4 && $lyfter == 0>> You work your shift. You notice a [[poorly cropped girl|shady looking girl]] in the shutterstock section. *[[Go Home|Shops]] and go home. <<elseif _rand < 8>> <<if $hascam == false>> A normal day. Finish up and [[Go home|Home]]<<else>>A normal day.<<if $camera == 1>> *Check and see if the [[spy cam]] caught anything. *Forget it and [[go home|Home]] <<else>> [[Go Home|Shops]] <</if>> <</if>> <<else>> While working your shift, you notice a ''couple'' sneak into the changing room together. *[[Try and take a peak]] *[[Forget it|Shops]] and go home. <</if>>

<<if $camera == 1>>You turn on the feed to your hidden camera. <img src="Images/Couple.gif" height=400px> [[Nice!|Shops]] <<else>> No luck! You can't figure out a way to peak on them. Maybe if got your hands on a a spy cam you could hide it somewhere and see what they were doing in there. [[Go home|Shops]] <</if>>

<img src="Images/Stealing.jpg" height=400px> You get a closer look at the girl. She looks terrible. It's like the dev couldn't find any images of this pornstar in a clothing store so he decided to photoshop her into one. Only the photoshop job makes it look like the dev is a blind toddler with baloon animals for hands. Wait a minute, she's [[stealing!]]

<img src="Images/Stealing.jpg" height=400px> "Hey, you! I saw that, you're trying to steal from the store!" So? Is that a problem? *Is that a problem? [[Of course its a problem!]] *Actually...[[not really.]] I'm pretty sure this is just a videogame

<img src="Images/Stealing.jpg" height=400px> Okay, well what are you gonna do about it? "I've got half a mind to call the police, that is unless you want to...give me a good reason to let you off the hook." You give the shady girl a lewd look. Ha! You wish, pervert! You don't have any proof that I tried to steal this. No way you're blackmailing me. <<if $camera == 1>> [[That's what you think]] <<else>> Damn. She's right. You should see if you can get your hands on a spy cam so the next time this happens you'll be prepared. Let her off the hook, and [[go home.|Home]] <</if>>

<img src="Images/Stealing.jpg" height=400px> Hey! Thanks man. You're the best! The girl runs out of the store. You finish up your shift and [[head home.|Home]]

<img src="Images/lyfter.jpg" height=400px> You take the shop lifter back into your office. You show her the footage from your spy cam. Okay, I get it! You fucking caught my ass. Now am I gonna fuck you, or are you gonna call the cops? [["Huh?"|bhujhnhjij]]

<img src="Images/MilkAisle.jpg" height=400px> You go over to the milk aisle, but to your surprise. There's no milk anywhere. [["What the hell?"]]

<img src="Images/StoreRep.jpg" height=400px> You walk over to a store representative. Can I help you? [["Yeah. Where's all the milk?"]]

<img src="Images/StoreRep.jpg" height=400px> The Store Representative sighs. I really wish you hadn't asked me that. The Store representative pulls out a <<linkappend gun.>> <img src="Images/Gun.jpg" height=225><</linkappend>> [[Run!]]

You turn to run, but before you can gain any ground, something SMASHES into the back of your skull. The world [[fades to black.]]

[[Next.|ogijqr]]

[[Next.|akl;]]

<img src="Images/Cell.jpg" height=400px> After two hours you finally come to. Let's hope that there's no brain damage in this game. [[Where am I?]]

<img src="Images/Cell.jpg" height=400px> You're in some kind of underground dungeon. You try to stand up, but your hands and feet are bound with rope. So he's finally awake. You hear a voice outside. It sounds orange. Shit! [[Someone's coming!|someone's coming]].

<img src="Images/Roxanne.jpg" height=400px> Funny, you don't look like a cop. Standing before you is a beautiful babe. Figures. "That's because I'm not." Oh yeah, then why don't you tell me what you were doing in the milk aisle? "Looking for milk?" Is everyone in this town crazy? [[Jeez.]]

<img src="Images/Roxanne.jpg" height=400px> The bodacious babe SLAMS you against the wall. Cut the crap punk! Who do you work for? What do you know? You struggle to break from her grasp. "I'm telling you, I don't know anything. I was just trying to get some milk." Your captor stares into your eyes. It's like she's trying to read your soul like that guy in that Bong Joon-ho movie. What was his name again...Inspector Park, maybe? Yeah, I think that was it. She stares into your eyes like Inspector Park. [[Next|cyuhb]]

<img src="Images/Roxanne.jpg" height=400px> She releases you. Something in your eyes must have one her over. Mom always said you were a charmer. Alright, so maybe your not a cop. But how do I know I can trust you? You look back up at the babe. [["I don't even know who you are."]]

<img src="Images/Roxanne.jpg" height=400px> You mean you haven't heard of Roxanne Graves? The town's undesputed Queen of Crime? "..." Seriously? "...you do seem cool though." Roxanne sighs. We have //got// to get better publicity people. Roxanne curses herself under her breath. She's not even paying attention to you anymore. [[Um...So can I go now?]]

<img src="Images/Roxanne.jpg" height=400px> Not so fast buddy. You might not be a cop, but you do know all about my operations. I need to know that I can trust you before I'm willing to let you go. Uh oh, you feel another quest coming on. [["What do you need me to do?"]]

<img src="Images/Roxanne.jpg" height=400px> Roxanne gets a crazy look in her eye. I want you to blow up a building. Any building, I just want to watch it burn! You can't believe what your hearing. Too much? [["Maybe just a little."]]

<img src="Images/Roxanne.jpg" height=400px> Alright fine. The arsony can wait. I guess for now, just go find me a four leaf clover. "Seriously? Where the hell am I gonna find a four leaf clover." If I knew I wouldn't ask you for one. Bring it back here, and I'll be convinced you're on my side. You get the feeling finding a four leaf clover is going to be one hell of a headache. [["Is that all I'm gonna get for this stupid fetch quest?"]]

<img src="Images/Roxanne.jpg" height=400px> What? Me letting you live wasn't enough? Alright, I'll tell you what. If you can find me a four leaf clover, I'll let you fuck one of my girls. "Wait seriously?" Sure. My henchwomen are overworked enough as it is. Do the job, and you can have your way with them. I guess there's really nothing left to say. [["I'm in."|Roxanne's Hideout]] <<set $Allistate to "Post Milk">> <<set $milkquest to false>> <<set $Roxanne to true>> <<set $Roxannequest to "Clover">>

<img src="Images/RoxHideout.jpg" height=300px> <<if $bowser == 2>> You stumble into Roxanne's Hideout. A bit high strung from carrying this girl around in your inventory for so long. Everything alright? [[Next|kdsak]] <<elseif $bowser == 3>><<if $tines > 0>> You hurry back to Roxanne's, guillotine in hand. You see that preparations are well underway. But something is off. [["Hey, where is everybody?"]]<<else>> What are you doing? You need to pick up a Guillotine from the park! [[Right|Alley]] <</if>> <<else>> You're in Roxanne's Hideout. [[Roxanne]] is here, along with two of her henchwomen, [[Amber]] and [[Courtney]]. [[Exit to the Alley|Alley]] <</if>>

<img src="Images/Roxanne.jpg" height=400px> <<if $Roxannequest== "Clover">> Just bring me that clover, and I'll make sure your dick is satisfied. [[Back|Roxanne's Hideout]] <</if>> <<if $Roxannequest== "Clover Done">> You hand Roxanne the Four Leaf Clover Well, well, well. I didn't think you had it in you. "Well, it wasn't easy." I'll bet. They're incredibly rare in this town. You could search a clover field for years and you still probably wouldn't find one. Seriously? Who would do such a thing? [["So you think you can trust me now?"][$Roxannequest to "Clover New"]] <</if>><<if $Roxannequest == "Clover New">>What are you waiting for? My henchwomen aren't gonna fuck themselves! [[Right.|Roxanne's Hideout]] <</if>><<if $Roxannequest == "Clover Finished" || $Roxannequest == "Post Diamond">> Hey there tough guy. [[Back|Roxanne's Hideout]] <</if>><<if $Roxannequest == "Quest 2">> Hey there tough guy. [[Ask Roxanne for help.]] [[Back|Roxanne's Hideout]] <</if>><<if $Roxannequest == "cafe">> You can find the south side by walking past the pool. <</if>>

<img src="Images/Amber.jpg" height=400px> Do you need something? [[Back|Roxanne's Hideout]] <<if $Roxannequest == "Clover New">>*[[Tell her about Roxanne's deal]]<</if>>

<img src="Images/Courtney.jpg" height=400px> Yes? [[Back|Roxanne's Hideout]] <<if $Roxannequest == "Clover New">>*[[Tell her about Roxanne's deal|NEWASDKFJ:]]<</if>>

<img src="Images/bench.jpg" height=400px> You sit down on a bench in front of the pond. It's peaceful here. <<set $cheese to random(10)>> Here you can: <<if $hasbread < 2>>*[[Feed the ducks]] <</if>><<if true>>*Look at the [[clover field]] <</if>><<if true>>*[[Go Back|Park]]<</if>>

<img src="Images/ducks.jpg" height=400px> <<if $hasbread == 0>> Feed the ducks with what? [[My bad|Park]] <<elseif $hasbread == 1>> <<set $hasbread to 0>> You break off pieces of the bread loaf you bought to feed the ducks. It's peaceful. You wonder sometimes if it would just be easier to don a duckbill and live amongst them in that pond. [[Keep feeding the ducks.]] <</if>>

<img src="Images/clover1.jpg" height=400px> You have a look at the clover field. It spans for miles. <<if $haskey == 0>> For some reason, part of you thinks it would be a good idea to jump into that field and search for key items. [[Let's do it!]] [[Maybe later|bench]] <<else>> Let's not do this okay? [[Back|bench]] <</if>>

<<if $cheese > 7>><img src="Images/DuckettaRise.gif" height=400px> <<set $hasbread to 2>> Suddenly, a beautiful woman pulls herself out of the pond. Greetings mortal. [[What the fuck!]] <<else>><img src="Images/ducks.jpg" height=400px> You feed the ducks until you run out of bread. You sigh. It's time to head [[back to reality.|Park]] Bread was removed from your inventory. <<set $hasbread to false>> <</if>>

<img src="Images/Ducketta.png" height=400px> Do not be alarmed. I am Ducketta, the Queen of the Ducks. I've come to reward you for taking such good care of my subjects. Are you seriously about to fuck the Queen of the ducks? [[I mean...]]

<img src="Images/Supermarket.jpg" height=400px> <<set $hasbread to 1>> You buy yourself a loaf of bread for the road. [[Back|Shops]] Bread was added to your inventory

<img src="Images/Ducketta1.gif" height=400px> You take the Duck Queen back to your room. Things are off to a good start. [[Next|ghjnvf]]

<img src="Images/Clover1.jpg" height=400px> You jump into the clovers. You get on your hands and knees and start looking at each and every clover. [[there's got to be something worth finding in here]]

<img src="Images/Clover2.jpg" height=400px> Hours pass. Still no luck. Maybe it's best to save this for another day. [[No! We can't quit now!]] [[Head Back|Park]]

<img src="Images/Clover3.jpg" height=400px> You toil through. Even more hour pass. You develop blisters all over your fingertips. The harsh summer sun drains every last drop of sweat from your body. You should really probably head back. [[Like Hell I will!]] [[Head Back|Park]]

<img src="Images/Clover4.jpg" height=400px> Hours turn into days. You're barely a man at this point. Reduced to a clover searching zombie. Your friends can't recognize you. You've become a husk, children cry when they see you. You still haven't found anything noteworthy amongst the clovers. [[I must keep going! They wouldn't have put this area here for nothing!]] [[Head Back|Park]]

<img src="Images/Clover.jpg" height=400px> Days turn into weeks. The people of the town have come to refer to your patch of clovers as "the death-walker's field." Your heart has long since stopped beating. It is only your earth-shattering determination that keeps your bodily functions going. In a last ditch effort, the owner of the park sends someone in to try and [[talk you out of this whatever you're still doing in the clover field.]]

<img src="Images/Morpheus.jpg" height=400px> You struggle to speak. "M-m-Morpheus...is-is that you?" Morpheus gives you a <<linkappend "fist bump">> <img src="Images/fistbump.jpg" height=225px> <</linkappend>> You gotta stop this bro. "No, I can't. I know if I keep doing this, it'll somehow get me laid." [[Next|tyujbvg]]

<img src="Images/Morpheus.jpg" height=400px> That may be true. But sometimes you have to recognize when to stop. You have to recognize when it stops being worth it. "Oh yeah? And what would you know about sacrafice? When was the last time you suffered for a cause!" You honestly can't believe this. Morpheus is your friend. You thought that he, of all people, should be able to understand. Trust me bro. I know what it's like to work for something too hard, too want for something too much. That's why I'm begging you, please. If there's any part of my friend still in there, to stop this now. Stop this, before you make a mistake you can never make right. You look down at the field. Still so much unsearched. Do you: *[[Go with Morpheus|Park]] *Tell him you're sorry. But [[you need to keep searching]]

<img src="Images/Clover.jpg" height=400px> Morpheus leaves. Good. Now you can focus on what really matters. These clovers. [[Next|fghjkbv]]

<img src="Images/Clover5.jpg" height=400px> It's been years now. Time is meaningless. There is no day, there is no night. There is only this field and its unremarkable clovers. You sink to your knees. You're sure you've looked at this patch of clovers before, but you can no longer tell what you have and haven't searched. In the end, it probably doesn't matter. It's clear to you now that this was never about finding something. It was about giving your life to something greater. Giving your life to the clovers. Wait a second, is that a [[Key]] in the grass over there?

<img src="Images/Key.jpg" height=400px> Would you look at that. You found a key! [[Sweet!|Park]] A Strange Key was added to your inventory. <<set $haskey to 1>>

<img src="Images/Rainbow.jpg" height=400px> Such a pretty rainbow. It looks like it touches down somewhere near the Pool. [[Back|Main Street]]

<img src="Images/Rainbow2.jpg" height=400px> You're even closer now. The rainbow is definitely overtop of the pool. [[Back|Alley]]

<img src="Images/Rainbow3.jpg" height=400px> The rainbow touches ground directly behind the pool. That must be its source. [[Check for a pot of gold]] behind the pool! [[Go back|Pool][$Rainbow to false]]

<img src="Images/Field.jpg" height=400px> You walk behind the pool. There's an old soccer field back here. It doesn't look like there's any gold though. Looking for something? You hear a voice behind you. [["Who's there?"]]

<img src="Images/Lep.jpg" height=400px> You turn around, you see a beautiful teen dressed in green clothes. Tee hee! Me silly, I'm a leprechaun. I wait at the end of the rainbow for cute guys to find me! [["Oh yeah? And what do you do that for?"]]

<img src="Images/Lep.jpg" height=400px> The leprechaun bites her lip promiscuously. Why don't you come over here and find out. [[Take her|fghjk,]]

<img src="Images/Lep1.gif" height=400px> Holy fuck! That chick wasn't messing around. You guys are really going at it. [[Hell yeah we are!|Now is not the time for such questions.]]

<img src="Images/Lep2.gif" height=400px> Sex. [[Fuck yeah!]]

<img src="Images/Lep3.gif" height=400px> More sex. [[Time to cum|0987yghn]]

<img src="Images/Lep4.gif" height=400px> Now that's what I'm talking about. [[Back|Your Room]] You got a four leaf clover. <<set $BP += 1>> <<set $Roxannequest to "Clover Done">>

<img src="Images/Ducketta2.gif" height=400px> Now we're talking. [[Next|1xcvbnm]]

<img src="Images/Ducketta3.gif" height=400px> Wait a second. Is that Christmas tree //still// up in your room? [[It is.]]

<img src="Images/Ducketta4.gif" height=400px> God damn it! You promised yourself you'd have it taken down by yesterday at the latest. [[How could you have let this happen?]]

<img src="Images/Ducketta6.gif" height=400px> This always happens. You tell yourself that this time it'll be different. That this time, you'll do what you promise to do. But look at you now. You were supposed to get rid of that tree days ago, but here you are fucking the Queen of the Ducks. This is how it is now. You'll never be able to accomplish anything you want to. You're just going to keep on failing and failing until one day you're old and dead and you have nothing to show for the life you lived! That is, [[unless...]]

<img src="Images/Tree1.png" height=400px> You tell the Ducketta that you'll be right back, there's something you need to take care of first. You grab the tree out of your room and [[drag it outside.]]

<img src="Images/tree2.jpg" height=400px> It's done, they said it was impossible, but you pulled it off. From here on out your going to be taking care of yourself, one tree at a time. [["Now where was I?"]]

Aww yeah! <img src="Images/Ducketta5.gif" height=400px> Quack! [[Did Ducketta just quack?]]

<img src="Images/Ducketta7.gif" height=400px> You nut. You feel pride well up inside you. Not only did you just get laid, but you also finally have a reason to believe in yourself again. [[You did good.|Your Room]] <<set $BP += 1>>

<img src="Images/Roxanne.jpg" height=400px> You've earned much more than my trust. Like I promised, I've got one fresh pussy for you whenever you're ready. "You're serious!" Yep! Just walk over to one of my girls and let them know I said you could fuck them. [[Alright!|Roxanne's Hideout]]

<img src="Images/Amber.jpg" height=400> "Actually, yeah I do. Roxanne told me that if I brought her a four leaf clover, I could...Fuck you?" You can hardly believe your saying this. Amber smiles. And you're choosing me! Yay! I was really hoping you would! "Well I mean...yeah of course I picked you." Let's be real here, we both know you're gonna use the roll-back feature to that you can see both of the sex scenes, but Amber doesn't need to know that. Well what are we waiting for? [["What, right here?"]]

Of course, silly. Now give me your cock! <img src="Images/Amber1.gif" height=400> You oblige. [[Next|vbjkl]]

<img src="Images/Amber2.gif" height=400> Oh my god! You're so good at this. [[Gee, thanks.]]

<img src="Images/Amber3.gif" height=400> Yesss fuck me! [[Cum]]

<img src="Images/Amber4.gif" height=400> Wow. That was amazing. You're so much better than the last guy I was with. "I am?" Definitely. He used save scumming to see more than one sex scene for completing one mission. [["Wow, he sounds like an asshole."]]

<img src="Images/Amber.png" height=400> He was. [[Back|Roxanne's Hideout]] <<set $BP += 1>> <<set $Roxannequest to "Clover Finished">>

<<if $locker == 0>><<if $class == 1>><img src="Images/Coach.jpg" height=400px> You walk into the locker room and- Looking for something? Oh shit? Is this the wrong locker room? Not that you're complaining, but you'd better think up an excuse if it is. "Uh..." Hey! I'm just messing with you. Everybody knows falculty are free to enter whichever locker room they want. Hi, I'm Coach Amy. You're the new guy right? [["That's me"]] <<else>><img src="Images/LockerRoom.jpg" height=400px> The Locker Room. [[Back|Gym2]] <</if>><<else>><img src="Images/Coach.jpg" height=400px> The Locker Room, [[Coach Amy]] is here. <<if $churchchase > 0>> *[[Colorful Locker]] *[[Back|Gym2]] <<else>> [[Back|Gym2]] <</if>> <</if>>

<img src="Images/Rachel.jpg" height=400px> <<if $Rachel == 0>>You sit down next to Rachel. "Hi there, I'm-" Oh my gosh! Rachel jumps out of her seat. <<linkappend "Coffee spills all over the table">> <img src="Images/Coffee.jpg" height=225> <</linkappend>> [["Holy shit. Are you okay?"]]<<elseif $Angela < 1 && $Rachel ==1>>Rachel gives you a shy smile. Hi again. [[Leave|Teacher's Lounge]]<<elseif $Rachel ==1>>You sit down next to Rachel, there's this weird looking box sitting on the table. "Hey! What's with the box?" What, this? It's just an old thing I could never throw out. [["What do you mean?"]]<<elseif $Rachel ==2 && $haskey == false>>Rachel is staring at her box again. It's honestly kind of weird. [[Leave|Teacher's Lounge]]<<elseif $Rachel ==2 && $haskey == true>> Rachel is staring at her box again. It's honestly kind of weird. "Hey Rachel, you're not going to believe this, but [[I actually found this weird key in the park.]]" <</if>>

<img src="Images/Angela.jpg" height=400px> You take a seat next to Angela. She gives you a disinterested look. Hey there new guy. "Hey there." <<if $Angela == 0>>[["Why are you sitting over here by yourself?"]]<<elseif $Angela == 1>>It doesn't seem like Angela has much else to say at the moment. [[Back|Teacher's Lounge]]<</if>>

<img src="Images/Angela.jpg" height=400px> Angela laughs. Hmm. Let's just say me and little miss prude over there haven't been getting along that well lately. [["I'm sorry to hear that."]]

<img src="Images/Angela.jpg" height=400px> I'm not worried about it. Angela goes back to her sandwich. You figure it's best that you [[leave|Teacher's Lounge][$Angela to 1]].

<img src="Images/Rachel.jpg" height=400px> Rachel grabs some napkins and does her best to clean up the mess. I'm fine, I'm fine. It's not a big deal. I just get a bit jumpy around strangers. You hear Angela chuckle from the other side of the room. You really gave me the heebies jeebies just now. What are you doing in the teacher's lounge? [["I'm the new hire."]]

<img src="Images/Rachel.jpg" height=400px> Oh yeah. The Principal was telling me about you. She says you're...a fan of Robespierre? "Ha! I suppose that's one way of putting it." Sure. Whatever that means. Rachel seems down about something. [["Hey, are you alright?"]]

<img src="Images/Rachel.jpg" height=400px> What do you mean? "It's just, you looked a little down. Are you still upset about the coffee?" I'm fine, really. I've just...got a lot on my plate right now. You know what I mean? You get the impression Rachel doesn't really want to talk about this. "Yeah. I get it. It was nice meeting you." You decide to [[leave her alone]] for a bit.

<img src="Images/Rachel.jpg" height=400px> As you turn to leave, Rachel grabs your arm. Wait. I wanted...I wanted to say... "Yes?" Just thank you. Thanks for asking about me. Even if your a stranger, it means a lot. You smile. "No problem. [[I'm sure things will straighten themselves out eventually.]]"

<img src="Images/Rachel.jpg" height=400px> Oh yeah, and one more thing, before you go. "What's that?" From one coworker to another. Don't trust Angela. She's bad news. [[Leave|Teacher's Lounge][$Rachel to 1]]

<img src="Images/Rachel.jpg" height=400px> Rachel sighs. When I was a little girl I used to go out and play in the park out past main street. One day, while I was playing I found this locked box on a bench, just sort of sitting there. It seemed sad all by itself, so I took it home with me. "You grabbed a random box off of a park bench?" Yeah...I guess I thought it was the right thing to do somehow. It really shouldn't matter so much to me now, but ever since the day I took it home, I've wanted to find the key to the box. I know I could just pay some car mechanic to open it or something, but that just doesn't sit well with me. I like to do things the right way when I can, and it would just feel wrong to smash open something that was never mine to begin with. "Okay, [[but why bring it to school.]]

<img src="Images/Rachel.jpg" height=400px> I don't know. It's just like when I took the box in the first place. Something just told me it was the right thing to do. <<if $haskey == true>>"This is going to sound crazy, but the other day [[I actually found this weird key in the park.]]"<<else>>"Huh. Best of luck then." Thanks [[Back|Teacher's Lounge][$Rachel to 2]]<</if>>

<img src="Images/Rachel.jpg" height=400px> You did? Do you think we should try it on the box? [["It can't hurt."]]

<img src="Images/Rachel.jpg" height=400px> You press the key into the lock. Miraculously it clicks! You give the key a turn and the box pops open! Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, OH MY GOSH! We did it! We actually FREAKING DID IT! Can you believe this? Can you? CAN YOU! Rachel starts shaking you by the collar. She's positively raving. "Yes! Yes I can. It's amazing." It //is// amazing! This is incredible! You-You're incredible. You found the key I've been looking for all my life. I don't know what to say. Thank you. Thank you thank you thank you! You're the best! She gives you a hug. Which is actually really nice, considering most girls you meet usually fuck you and then just sort of dissapear. [["What's inside?"]]

<img src="Images/Rachel.jpg" height=400px> Let's find out. Rachel opens the box and pulls out- A spy camera? That's a weird thing to put in a box. Oh well, it doesn't matter what was inside. I'm just glad I finally got to open it. "So you're saying you don't want the spycam?" Nope. I don't suppose you'd want it by any chance? [["Well..."]]

<img src="Images/Rachel.jpg" height=400px> You convince Rachel to give you the spy cam. She's plenty happy to, after all, you found the key. I still can't get over this. Wow, just wow. We'll have to talk about this when I get back from my fourth hour. Rachel grabs her things and heads for the door. I'll see you soon. [["Bye"]] You got a Spy Cam! Strange Key was removed from your inventory. <<set $camera to 1>>

<img src="Images/TeachersLounge.jpg" height=400px> You lean back in your chair. What a great day. You helped Rachel fulfil her life's dream, you got a sweet spy camera, and you still have half an hour before you have to go back to work. All this day need now is just a little couchie and you'll be- Hey, new guy. [["Hm?"]]

<img src="Images/Angela.jpg" height=400px> Angela slides into the seat across from you. I need you to fuck me. "What?" It'll be quick, just ram my pussy until I can't walk and I should be good. "What? [[Why?]]"

<img src="Images/Angela.jpg" height=400px> Do you need a reason? I don't know, I guess I like guys who open boxes. Yeah, that's it actually. I really, //really// like guys who open boxes. Now fuck me already. Something about this doesn't feel right. "I don't know Angela. Rachel told me you were bad news." That bitch. She wouldn't know bad news if it bit her on the dick. [["Wait, what are you..."]]

<img src="Images/Angela1.gif" height=400px> Angela rips your cock out of your pants. [[Here we go again.]]

<img src="Images/Angela2.gif" height=400px> At this point, it'd be rude NOT to fuck her. Fuck! Do you think you can pick me up? [["I can try"]]

<img src="Images/Teach.jpg" height=400px> You stand up to address the class. Your fist day as a teacher, who would've thought that you'd be back in High School after all this time. "Good morning students, allow me to introduce yourself, my name is-" Is this guy serious right now? One of your students interupts your speech. Hey buddy! You can cut the crap. We know the only reason you're here is because you "sweet talked" the principle into giving you a job. Chase, stop it! Give our new teacher a chance! Introducing yourself may have to wait. Looks like you're going to have to get a [[handle on these students first.]]

<img src="Images/Prin2.gif" height=400px> Yes! Yes! YES! I FUCKING LOVE GUILLOTINES! The Principal starts sucking you off. It's just like last time. [[Cool!]]

<img src="Images/Prin1.gif" height=400px> Now she's riding your cock. Again, it really is a lot like last time. Mmmm yes! Fuck me! [[Next|xcfghjk]]

<img src="Images/Prin3.gif" height=400px> All the gifs are going to be the same aren't they? There was no point in buying that second guillotine. Fuck! It gets better every time! [[Next|ftydfg]]

<img src="Images/Prin4.gif" height=400px> But does it Principal, does it really? Is it really great to fuck the same person over and over again? Doesn't it get old eventually? It just never gets old! Sigh, well if you say so. [[Cum|cfgyujhgc]]

<img src="Images/Prin5.gif" height=400px> Fuck yeah. [[Back|Enter]] You lost a Guillotine. <<set $BP += 1>> <<set $tines += -1>>

<img src="Images/Angela3.gif" height=400px> Being trapped in a porn game does have its advantages. Now show me all that cum you've got stored up for me. [[If you say so]]

<img src="Images/Angela4.gif" height=400px> You cum all over Angela's face. It's amazing, it's- WHAT ARE YOU DOING! [[Uh oh]]

<img src="Images/Rachel2.jpg" height=400px> It's Rachel. It looks like she saw everything. "Rachel, please. I can explain." I don't want an explanation! I want to live in a world where the guys I like don't suddenly start FUCKING other people the MINUTE I turn my back on them! [["Rachel, wait!"]]

<img src="Images/Angela2.jpg" height=400px> Rachel runs out the door, tears streaming. Angela throws her clothes back on. HAhaha! That was awesome! Angela is just giddy. "Awesome, what do you mean awesome?" Did you see her face! HA! We got her so good. [[Next|vghjkl;]]

<img src="Images/Angela2.jpg" height=400px> "Angela, I didn't want to 'get Rachel' I think we might have really hurt her feelings." Angela laughs. Don't you get it, new guy? I only fucked you to get to her. "Why would you do that to her?" Hmph. I don't know, I guess I just get a kick out of treating the dreams of pretty girls like her the same way they've always treated me. I wouldn't worry to much about my motivations if I were you though. You got laid, that should be enough I would think. [[Next|jop]]

<img src="Images/TeachersLounge.jpg" height=400px> And with that, Angela walks off, leaving you alone in the teacher's lounge. [[Shit. What have I done?|Enter]] <<set $BP += 1>> <<set $Angela to 3>>

<img src="Images/Afro.jpg" height=400px> It's an attachable afro, like for costume or something. Since when did this game have avatar customization? The Afro is 1 Babe Point Buy it? (<<if $BP > 0>> *[[Hell Yeah|buyafro]] *[[Maybe later|Aurora]]<<else>> *Hell Yeah (Not enough Babe Points!) *[[Maybe later|Aurora]] <</if>>

<img src="Images/Afro.jpg" height=400px> An Afro was added to your inventory. Sweet! [[Back|Aurora]] <<set $hasafro to true>> <<set $BP += -1>>

<img src="Images/Clothes.jpg" height=400px> Don't sell yourself short. You've really made a difference around here. I was thinking that after all your hard work, I should try and reward you in some way. "Reward?" Yeah, I was thinking I could get you that suit you wanted, that is, unless you have something else in mind... The owner looks at you with hunger in her eyes. *[["Boy do I!"]] *"It's a tempting offer. But I think I'll [[Take the suit]]."

<img src="Images/Clothes1.gif" height=400px> You take the store owner back to your house. The sex commences immediately. You've got such a great cock! Now fuck me doggystyle! [["You got it Boss!"]]

<img src="Images/Suit.jpg" height=400px> It's all yours. Check it out! A Schwanky suit! "Thanks!" Hey, it's like I said, you earned it. I'll have to think of something different to give you if you work any more shifts. The store owner give you a suggestive wink. [[Better get back to it then!|Clothing Store]] A Suit has been added to your Inventory. <<set $hassuit to true>>

<<set _rand to random(3)>><<if _rand == 0>><img src="Images/Change1.gif" height=400px> [[Nice!|Shops]] <</if>><<if _rand == 1>><img src="Images/Change2.gif" height=400px> [[Nice!|Shops]] <</if>><<if _rand == 2>><img src="Images/Change3.gif" height=400px> [[Nice!|Shops]] <</if>><<if _rand == 3>><img src="Images/Change4.gif" height=400px> [[Nice!|Shops]] <</if>>

<img src="Images/Courtney.jpg" height=400px> "Listen, Courtney, I was talking to Roxanne and she actually told me that-" Did you make a deal with Roxanne so that you could fuck one of us? "Yes actually." I thought as much. Welp, I guess you better whip out your cock. [[Can't argue with that.]]

<img src="Images/C1.jpg" height=400px> Courtney grabs your cock. "Hey wait a minute! That's not an animated GIF! You're right it's not. [["What gives"]]

<img src="Images/C2.jpg" height=400px> I'm gonna fuck you with pictures, Jpegs. That gonna be a problem? "I mean, I guess not, But where are my GIFs? I've grown so accustomed to them. [[Next|tyuik,l]]

<img src="Images/C1.jpg" height=400px> Listen, I know you may have wanted to fuck me with GIFs, but you should give this a try. It'll be in HD! Jesus she's talkative. When is she gonna start fucking you? [["Alright, I like the idea. Let's fuck already."]]

<img src="Images/C2.jpg" height=400px> I'm glad you're warming up to the idea. Plus, did you know that Jpegs take up WAY less space than GIFs do? For the love of god. Drop the GIF commentary already. "That's so interesting Courtney." I know right? Did you know we could cut the size of Babe Quest by 90 percent if we switch all of our sex scenes over to jpgs? Now let me get a taste of that cock. [["Finally"|fyufguihv]]

<img src="Images/C3.jpg" height=400px> Phew. Looks like even Courtney can't talk and suck cock at the same time. [[Next|ghjihvbjknb]]

<img src="Images/C5.jpg" height=400px> You pull Courtney on top of you. Much to your dismay, she immediately begins talking again. Also, while we're on the subject of GIF's, have you noticed how each girl you fuck, only get's something like 3-4 gifs per sex scene. [["I thought that was just the Dev being lazy"]]

<img src="Images/C6.jpg" height=400px> Not this time. He's gotta stay light on the GIFs so that the game isn't too much of a burden to download. If we had Jpeg sex scenes, the sex could be so much longer! You've had about all you can stand from this conversation. Oooh! Oooh! I forgot to mention, if we switched the sex scenes to GIFs then- [[COURTNEY!|ertghikmkjhvf]]

<img src="Images/C7.jpg" height=400px> ...what "Do you think we could just...fuck quietly for a while. For me?" ok. Courtney stops talking. Finally. Now you can [[fuck her in peace.|uhbjkm,.]]

<img src="Images/C8.jpg" height=400px> Courtney was right about one thing, these Jpeg sex scenes sure are long. [[Next|hjbjkjmkbhgvfxcfg]]

<img src="Images/C9.jpg" height=400px> I mean they're REALLY long. [[Next|xzasdfdewrtghbn]]

<img src="Images/C11.jpg" height=400px> To be honest, it's kinda a bit awkward now. Sure the GIF talk was annoying, but now Courtney's not making noise at all. Like, she's not even moaning. Maybe you should say something, you know, just to get her talking again. [["Hey Courtney"]]

<img src="Images/C4.jpg" height=400px> Yes? Shit, now what? Think, what does Courtney like to talk about? Come on, think, THINK "...is there anything else you wanted to tell me about GIF's?" GOD DAMNIT! Actually there was one more thing. [["What was it?"]]

<img src="Images/C13.jpg" height=400px> The Graphics Interchange Format (GIF /dÊ’Éªf/ JIF or /É¡Éªf/ GHIF), is a bitmap image format that was developed by a team at the online services provider CompuServe led by American computer scientist Steve Wilhite on June 15, 1987.[1] It has since come into widespread usage on the World Wide Web due to its wide support and portability between many applications and operating systems. The format supports up to 8 bits per pixel for each image, allowing a single image to reference its own palette of up to 256 different colors chosen from the 24-bit RGB color space. It also supports animations and allows a separate palette of up to 256 colors for each frame. These palette limitations make GIF less suitable for reproducing color photographs and other images with color gradients, but it is well-suited for simpler images such as graphics or logos with solid areas of color. GIF images are compressed using the Lempelâ€“Zivâ€“Welch (LZW) lossless data compression technique to reduce the file size without degrading the visual quality. This compression technique was patented in 1985. Controversy over the licensing agreement between the software patent holder, Unisys, and CompuServe in 1994 spurred the development of the Portable Network Graphics (PNG) standard. By 2004 all the relevant patents had expired.The original version of GIF was called 87a.[1] In 1989, CompuServe released an enhanced version, called 89a,[2] which added support for animation delays (multiple images in a stream were already supported in 87a), transparent background colors, and storage of application-specific metadata. The 89a specification also supports incorporating text labels as text (not embedding them in the graphical data), but as there is little control over display fonts, this feature is not widely used. The two versions can be distinguished by looking at the first six bytes of the file (the "magic number" or signature), which, when interpreted as ASCII, read "GIF87a" and "GIF89a", respectively. CompuServe encouraged the adoption of GIF by providing downloadable conversion utilities for many computers. By December 1987, for example, an Apple IIGS user could view pictures created on an Atari ST or Commodore 64.[3] GIF was one of the first two image formats commonly used on Web sites, the other being the black-and-white XBM.[4]In September 1995 Netscape Navigator 2.0 added the ability for animated GIFs to loop.The feature of storing multiple images in one file, accompanied by control data, is used extensively on the Web to produce simple animations. The optional interlacing feature, which stores image scan lines out of order in such a fashion that even a partially downloaded image was somewhat recognizable, also helped GIF's popularity,[5] as a user could abort the download if it was not what was required. In May 2015 Facebook added support for GIF.[6][7] In January 2018 Instagram also added GIF stickers to the story mode.[8] As a noun, the word GIF is found in the newer editions of many dictionaries. In 2012, the American wing of the Oxford University Press recognized GIF as a verb as well, meaning "to create a GIF file", as in "GIFing was perfect medium for sharing scenes from the Summer Olympics". The press's lexicographers voted it their word of the year, saying that GIFs have evolved into "a tool with serious applications including research and journalism".[9][10] A humorous image announcing the launch of a White House Tumblr suggests pronouncing GIF with the hard "G" sound. The creators of the format pronounced the word as "jif" with a soft "G" /dÊ’Éªf/ as in "gym". Steve Wilhite says that the intended pronunciation deliberately echoes the American peanut butter brand Jif, and CompuServe employees would often say "Choosy developers choose GIF", spoofing this brand's television commercials.[11] The word is now also widely pronounced with a hard "G" /É¡Éªf/ as in "gift".[12] In 2017, an informal poll on programming website Stack Overflow showed some numerical preference for hard-"G" pronunciation,[13] especially among respondents in eastern Europe, though both soft-"G" and enunciating each letter individually were found to be popular in Asia and emerging countries.[14] The American Heritage Dictionary[15] cites both, indicating "jif" as the primary pronunciation, while Cambridge Dictionary of American English[16] offers only the hard-"G" pronunciation. Merriam-Webster's Collegiate Dictionary[17] and the OED cite both pronunciations, but place "gif" in the default position ("\Ëˆgif, Ëˆjif\").[18] The New Oxford American Dictionary gave only "jif" in its 2nd edition[19] but updated it to "jif, gif" in its 3rd edition.[20] The disagreement over the pronunciation led to heated Internet debate. On the occasion of receiving a lifetime achievement award at the 2013 Webby Award ceremony, Wilhite rejected the hard-"G" pronunciation,[12][21][22] and his speech led to 17,000 posts on Twitter and 50 news articles.[23] The White House[12] and TV program Jeopardy! also entered the debate during 2013.[22] GIFs are suitable for sharp-edged line art with a limited number of colors, such as logos. This takes advantage of the format's lossless compression, which favors flat areas of uniform color with well defined edges. Conceptually, a GIF file describes a fixed-sized graphical area (the "logical screen") populated with zero or more "images". Many GIF files have a single image that fills the entire logical screen. Others divide the logical screen into separate sub-images. The images may also function as animation frames in an animated GIF file, but again these need not fill the entire logical screen. GIF files start with a fixed-length header ("GIF87a" or "GIF89a") giving the version, followed by a fixed-length Logical Screen Descriptor giving the pixel dimensions and other characteristics of the logical screen. The screen descriptor may also specify the presence and size of a Global Color Table, which follows next if present. n image (introduced by 0x2C, an ASCII comma ',') An extension block (introduced by 0x21, an ASCII exclamation point '!') The trailer (a single byte of value 0x3B, an ASCII semicolon ';'), which should be the last byte of the file. An image starts with a fixed-length Image Descriptor, which may specify the presence and size of a Local Color Table (which follows next if present). The image data follows: one byte giving the bit width of the unencoded symbols (which must be at least 2 bits wide, even for bi-color images), followed by a linked list of sub-blocks containing the LZW-encoded data. Extension blocks (blocks that "extend" the 87a definition via a mechanism already defined in the 87a spec) consist of the sentinel, an additional byte specifying the type of extension, and a linked list of sub-blocks with the extension data. Extension blocks that modify an image (like the Graphic Control Extension that specifies the optional animation delay time and optional transparent background color) must immediately precede the segment with the image they refer to. The linked lists used by the image data and the extension blocks consist of series of sub-blocks, each sub-block beginning with a byte giving the number of subsequent data bytes in the sub-block (1 to 255). The series of sub-blocks is terminated by an empty sub-block (a 0 byte).This structure allows the file to be parsed even if not all parts are understood. A GIF marked 87a may contain extension blocks; the intent is that a decoder can read and display the file without the features covered in extensions it does not understand. An example of a GIF image saved with a web-safe palette and dithered using the Floydâ€“Steinberg method. Due to the reduced number of colors in the image, there are display issues. GIF is palette-based: the colors used in an image (a frame) in the file have their RGB values defined in a palette table that can hold up to 256 entries, and the data for the image refer to the colors by their indices (0â€“255) in the palette table. The color definitions in the palette can be drawn from a color space of millions of shades (224 shades, 8 bits for each primary), but the maximum number of colors a frame can use is 256. This limitation seemed reasonable when GIF was developed because few people could afford the hardware to display more colors simultaneously. Simple graphics, line drawings, cartoons, and grey-scale photographs typically need fewer than 256 colors. Each frame can designate one index as a "transparent background color": any pixel assigned this index takes on the color of the pixel in the same position from the background, which may have been determined by a previous frame of animation. Many techniques, collectively called dithering, have been developed to approximate a wider range of colors with a small color palette by using pixels of two or more colors to approximate in-between colors. These techniques sacrifice spatial resolution to approximate deeper color resolution. While not part of the GIF specification, dithering can be used in images subsequently encoded as GIF images. This is often not an ideal solution for GIF images, both because the loss of spatial resolution typically makes an image look fuzzy on the screen, and because the dithering patterns often interfere with the compressibility of the image data, working against GIF's main purpose. In the early days of graphical web browsers[when?], graphics cards with 8-bit buffers (allowing only 256 colors) were common and it was fairly common to make GIF images using the websafe palette.[according to whom?] This ensured predictable display, but severely limited the choice of colors. When 24-bit color became the norm palettes could instead be populated with the optimum colors for individual images. A small color table may suffice for small images, and keeping the color table small allows the file to be downloaded faster. Both the 87a and 89a specifications allow color tables of 2n colors for any n from 1 through 8. Most graphics applications will read and display GIF images with any of these table sizes; but some do not support all sizes when creating images. Tables of 2, 16, and 256 colors are widely supported. An animated GIF illustrating a technique for displaying more than the typical limit of 256 colors Although GIF is almost never used for true color images, it is possible to do so.[26][27] A GIF image can include multiple image blocks, each of which can have its own 256-color palette, and the blocks can be tiled to create a complete image. Alternatively, the GIF89a specification introduced the idea of a "transparent" color where each image block can include its own palette of 255 visible colors plus one transparent color. A complete image can be created by layering image blocks with the visible portion of each layer showing through the transparent portions of the layers above. To render a full-color image as a GIF, the original image must be broken down into smaller regions having no more than 255 or 256 different colors. Each of these regions is then stored as a separate image block with its own local palette and when the image blocks are displayed together (either by tiling or by layering partially transparent image blocks) the complete, full-color image appears. For example, breaking an image into tiles of 16 by 16 pixels (256 pixels in total) ensures that no tile has more than the local palette limit of 256 colors, although larger tiles may be used and similar colors merged resulting in some loss of color information.[26] Since each image block requires its own local color table, a GIF file having lots of image blocks can be very large, limiting the usefulness of full-color GIFs.[27] Additionally, not all GIF rendering programs handle tiled or layered images correctly. Many rendering programs interpret tiles or layers as animation frames and display them in sequence as an endless animation[26] with most web browsers automatically displaying the frames with a delay time of 0.1 seconds or more.[28][29][better source needed] Microsoft Paint saves a small black-and-white image as the following GIF file. Paint does not make optimal use of GIF; due to the unnecessarily large color table (storing a full 256 colors instead of the used 2) and symbol width, this GIF file is not an efficient representation of the 15-pixel image (illustrated enlarged above). Although the Graphics Control Extension block declares color index 16 (hexadecimal 10) to be transparent, that index is not used in the image. The only color indexes appearing in the image data are decimal 40 and 255, which the Global Color Table maps to black and white, respectively. Note that the hex numbers in the following tables are in little-endian byte order, as the format specification prescribes. A slight compression is evident: pixel colors defined initially by 15 bytes are exactly represented by 12 code bytes including control codes. The encoding process that produces the 9-bit codes is shown below. A local string accumulates pixel color numbers from the palette, with no output action as long as the local string can be found in a code table. There is special treatment of the first two pixels that arrive before the table grows from its initial size by additions of strings. After each output code, the local string is initialized to the latest pixel color (that could not be included in the output code)For clarity the table is shown above as being built of strings of increasing length. That scheme can function but the table consumes an unpredictable amount of memory. Memory can be saved in practice by noting that each new string to be stored consists of a previously stored string augmented by one character. It is economical to store at each address only two words: an existing address and one character. The LZW algorithm requires a search of the table for each pixel. A linear search through up to 4096 addresses would make the coding slow. In practice the codes can be stored in order of numerical value; this allows each search to be done by a SAR (Successive Approximation Register, as used in some ADCs), with only 12 magnitude comparisons. For this efficiency an extra table is needed to convert between codes and actual memory addresses; the extra table upkeeping is needed only when a new code is stored which happens at much less than pixel rate.Decoding begins by mapping the stored bytes back to 9-bit codes. These are decoded to recover the pixel colors as shown below. A table identical to the one used in the encoder is built by adding strings by this rule: Shorter code lengths can be used for palettes smaller than the 256 colors in the example. If the palette is only 64 colors (so color indexes are 6 bits wide), the symbols can range from 0 to 63, and the symbol width can be taken to be 6 bits, with codes starting at 7 bits. In fact, the symbol width need not match the palette size: as long as the values decoded are always less than the number of colors in the palette, the symbols can be any width from 2 to 8, and the palette size any power of 2 from 2 to 256. For example, if only the first four colors (values 0 to 3) of the palette are used, the symbols can be taken to be 2 bits wide with codes starting at 3 bits. Conversely, the symbol width could be set at 8, even if only values 0 and 1 are used; these data would only require a 2-color table. Although there would be no point in encoding the file that way, something similar typically happens for bi-color images: the minimum symbol width is 2, even if only values 0 and 1 are used. The code table initially contains codes that are one bit longer than the symbol size in order to accommodate the two special codes clr and end and codes for strings that are added during the process. When the table is full the code length increases to give space for more strings, up to a maximum code 4095 = FFF(hex). As the decoder builds its table it tracks these increases in code length and it is able to unpack incoming bytes accordingly. The GIF encoding process can be modified to create a file without LZW compression that is still viewable as a GIF image. This technique was introduced originally as a way to avoid patent infringement. Uncompressed GIF can also be a useful intermediate format for a graphics programmer because individual pixels are accessible for reading or painting. An uncompressed GIF file can be converted to an ordinary GIF file simply by passing it through an image editor. The modified encoding method ignores building the LZW table and emits only the root palette codes and the codes for CLEAR and STOP. This yields a simpler encoding (a 1-to-1 correspondence between code values and palette codes) but sacrifices all of the compression: each pixel in the image generates an output code indicating its color index. When processing an uncompressed GIF, a standard GIF decoder will not be prevented from writing strings to its dictionary table, but the code width must never increase since that triggers a different packing of bits to bytes. If the symbol width is n, the codes of width n+1 fall naturally into two blocks: the lower block of 2n codes for coding single symbols, and the upper block of 2n codes that will be used by the decoder for sequences of length greater than one. Of that upper block, the first two codes are already taken: 2n for CLEAR and 2n + 1 for STOP. The decoder must also be prevented from using the last code in the upper block, 2n+1 âˆ’ 1, because when the decoder fills that slot, it will increase the code width. Thus in the upper block there are 2n âˆ’ 3 codes available to the decoder that won't trigger an increase in code width. Because the decoder is always one step behind in maintaining the table, it does not generate a table entry upon receiving the first code from the encoder, but will generate one for each succeeding code. Thus the encoder can generate 2n âˆ’ 2 codes without triggering an increase in code width. Therefore the encoder must emit extra CLEAR codes at intervals of 2n âˆ’ 2 codes or less to make the decoder reset the coding dictionary. The GIF standard allows such extra CLEAR codes to be inserted in the image data at any time. The composite data stream is partitioned into sub-blocks that each carry from 1 to 255 bytes. By default, an animation displays the sequence of frames only once, stopping when the last frame is displayed. To enable an animation to loop, Netscape in the 1990s used the Application Extension block (intended to allow vendors to add application-specific information to the GIF file) to implement the Netscape Application Block (NAB).[30] This block, placed immediately before the sequence of animation frames, specifies the number of times the sequence of frames should be played or that it should repeat continuously. Support for these repeating animations first appeared in Netscape Navigator version 2.0, and then spread to other browsers.[31] Most browsers now recognize and support NAB, though it is not strictly part of the GIF89a specification. The animation delay for each frame is specified in the GCE in hundredths of a second. Some economy of data is possible where a frame need only rewrite a portion of the pixels of the display, because the Image Descriptor can define a smaller rectangle to be rescanned instead of the whole image. Browsers or other displays that do not support animated GIFs typically show only the first frame. The size and color quality of animated GIF files can vary significantly depending on the application used to create them. Strategies for minimizing file size include using a common global color table for all frames (rather than a complete local color table for each frame) and minimizing the number of pixels covered in successive frames (so that only the pixels that change from one frame to the next are included in the latter frame). Simply packing a series of independent frame images into a composite animation tends to yield large file sizes. Internet Explorer slows down GIFs if the frame-rate is 20 frames per second or higher and Microsoft reports that Google Chrome and Safari also slow down some GIF animations.[32]Starting in early 1995, the University of Ulm used animated GIF as live video streaming format to show a controllable model railroad. Metadata can be stored in GIF files as a comment block, a plain text block, or an application-specific application extension block. Several graphics editors use unofficial application extension blocks to include the data used to generate the image, so that it can be recovered for further editing. All of these methods technically require the metadata to be broken into sub-blocks so that applications can navigate the metadata block without knowing its internal structure. The Extensible Metadata Platform (XMP) metadata standard introduced an unofficial but now widespread "XMP Data" application extension block for including XMP data in GIF files.[33] Since the XMP data is encoded using UTF-8 without NUL characters, there are no 0 bytes in the data. Rather than break the data into formal sub-blocks, the extension block terminates with a "magic trailer" that routes any application treating the data as sub-blocks to a final 0 byte that terminates the sub-block chain. In 1977 and 1978, Jacob Ziv and Abraham Lempel published a pair of papers on a new class of lossless data-compression algorithms, now collectively referred to as LZ77 and LZ78. In 1983, Terry Welch developed a fast variant of LZ78 which was named Lempelâ€“Zivâ€“Welch (LZW).[34][35] Welch filed a patent application for the LZW method in June 1983. The resulting patent, US 4558302, granted in December 1985, was assigned to Sperry Corporation who subsequently merged with Burroughs Corporation in 1986 and formed Unisys.[34] Further patents were obtained in the United Kingdom, France, Germany, Italy, Japan and Canada.In addition to the above patents, Welch's 1983 patent also includes citations to several other patents that influenced it, including two 1980 Japanese patents (JP9343880A and JP17790880A) from NEC's Jun Kanatsu, U.S. Patent 4,021,782 (1974) from John S. Hoerning, U.S. Patent 4,366,551 (1977) from Klaus E. Holtz, and a 1981 Dutch patent (DE19813118676) from Karl Eckhart Heinz.[36] In June 1984, an article by Welch was published in the IEEE magazine which publicly described the LZW technique for the first time.[37] LZW became a popular data compression technique and, when the patent was granted, Unisys entered into licensing agreements with over a hundred companies.[34][38] The popularity of LZW led CompuServe to choose it as the compression technique for their version of GIF, developed in 1987. At the time, CompuServe was not aware of the patent.[34] Unisys became aware that the version of GIF used the LZW compression technique and entered into licensing negotiations with CompuServe in January 1993. The subsequent agreement was announced on 24 December 1994.[35] Unisys stated that they expected all major commercial on-line information services companies employing the LZW patent to license the technology from Unisys at a reasonable rate, but that they would not require licensing, or fees to be paid, for non-commercial, non-profit GIF-based applications, including those for use on the on-line services.[38] Following this announcement, there was widespread condemnation of CompuServe and Unisys, and many software developers threatened to stop using GIF. The PNG format (see below) was developed in 1995 as an intended replacement.[34][35][37] However, obtaining support from the makers of Web browsers and other software for the PNG format proved difficult and it was not possible to replace GIF, although PNG has gradually increased in popularity.[34] Therefore, GIF variations without LZW compression were developed. For instance the libungif library, based on Eric S. Raymond's giflib, allows creation of GIFs that followed the data format but avoided the compression features, thus avoiding use of the Unisys LZW patent.[39] A 2001 Dr. Dobb's article described another alternative to LZW compression, based on square roots.[40] In August 1999, Unisys changed the details of their licensing practice, announcing the option for owners of certain non-commercial and private websites to obtain licenses on payment of a one-time license fee of $5000 or $7500.[41] Such licenses were not required for website owners or other GIF users who had used licensed software to generate GIFs. Nevertheless, Unisys was subjected to thousands of online attacks and abusive emails from users believing that they were going to be charged $5000 or sued for using GIFs on their websites.[42] Despite giving free licenses to hundreds of non-profit organizations, schools and governments, Unisys was completely unable to generate any good publicity and continued to be condemned by individuals and organizations such as the League for Programming Freedom who started the "Burn All GIFs" campaign in 1999.[43][44] The United States LZW patent expired on 20 June 2003.[45] The counterpart patents in the United Kingdom, France, Germany and Italy expired on 18 June 2004, the Japanese patents expired on 20 June 2004, and the Canadian patent expired on 7 July 2004.[45] Consequently, while Unisys has further patents and patent applications relating to improvements to the LZW technique,[45] GIF may now be used freely.[46] [[Next|poiuytrewsaxcfghju]]

<img src="Images/C12.jpg" height=400px> You came. You don't know why you came. You're not even sure //how// you came, But you came. And at the end of the day, that's all that really matters. You get ready to leave. Wait. Before you go, I wanted to ask you something. What did you think of the Jpeg format? This woman. I swear to god. *[["I liked the HD images."]] *[["I think I still like the GIFs more."]] <<set $BP += 1>> <<set $Roxannequest to "Clover Finished">>

<img src="Images/C12.jpg" height=400px> I'm glad you think so! You know, if you really want to see more Jpegs in the game, you should support the dev on Patreon! I'm pretty sure he has a poll up right now addressing this very question. Are you serious? Is the dev //actually// plugging his patreon right now? What am I saying, of course he is. He just copy and pasted an entire wikipedia page during a sex scene, why wouldn't he? You're disgusted by this entire situation. You [[leave Courtney|Roxanne's Hideout]] as unceremoniously as possible.

<img src="Images/C12.jpg" height=400px> Well, I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but from what I've heard, there's probably going to be more sex scene like this in the future. But you know what? If you really want to see more GIFs in the game, you should support the dev on Patreon! I'm pretty sure he has a poll up right now addressing this very question. Are you serious? Is the dev //actually// plugging his patreon right now? What am I saying, of course he is. He just copy and pasted an entire wikipedia page during a sex scene, why wouldn't he? You're disgusted by this entire situation. You [[leave Courtney|Roxanne's Hideout]] as unceremoniously as possible.

<img src="Images/Clothes2.gif" height=400px> Wait a second, are the GIFs out of order? That's missionary. Hey! Weren't you listening? I wanted you to fuck me doggystyle. "I don't know what's going on." Well figure it out, god damn it! I hate missionary. [[Fuck her doggystyle]]

<img src="Images/Clothes3.gif" height=400px> Come on! Seriously? What's a girl gotta do to get fucked doggystyle around here? "I'm trying, I really am!" Then try harder! She's right. You're not trying hard enough. You need to [[focus your energy]].

You clench your entire body together. <img src="Images/Clothes2.gif" height=400px> But its no good. You're still fucking her missionary. You're starting to see GIFs that you've already seen before. [[Focus harder]]

You start screaming like an anime character. Electricity out from your naked body all around the room. <img src="Images/Clothes3.gif" height=400px> No good. It's just the cowgirl sex scene again. [[Focus EVEN MORE]]

FUCK! <img src="Images/Clothes2.gif" height=400px> It looks like no matter what you do, you can't seem to fuck this girl doggystyle. You're average run-of-the mill focussing isn't enough. You need to focus even harder. Harder than you ever have before. Dare I say, harder than //anyone// has focussed before. You clench your butcheeks together, and call upon the spirit energy of every living creature on earth to give you stength for [[the most massive focus ever.]]

BSHHHHBAKAKOWWWWSHOOOSHWOOSHBOOMKOW! <img src="Images/destroy.gif" height=400px> The earth shatters into pieces. Nothing remains of the universe but this girl and this bed. You've gone beyond focus, you are now a god. And nothing can stand in your way. With spectral hand, you reach down from the heavens and grasp hold of your destiny. It is now time, to [[fuck this babe doggystyle]]

You grab the store owner by her hips and lay her out in front of you, and... <img src="Images/doggystyle> What...What is this? Is this a joke? Where's the GIF? Oh FUCK yes! This is more like it. I love a good doggystyle fuck. This this is a joke right? The GIF isn't there! The dev must have made a typo while typing in the image markup! Think you're about ready to cum? Fuck! Wait I'm not ready! Please don't [[make me cum]] yet!

NOOOoooOOO <img src="Images/Clothes5.gif" height=400px> And with that, your chances of ever seeing the Doggystyle GIF were forever lost. With no other choice, you turn you sights back on the [[shattered world outside.|Main Street]] <<set $BP += 1>>

<img src="Images/Suit.jpg" height=400px> Here you go! Thanks again for all your help around here. [[Back|Shops]] A Suit has been added to your Inventory. <<set $hassuit to true>>

<img src="Images/AuroraClothes.png" height=400px> Don't you get it? There's nothing more to be done here. You've already got the key item and fucked the girl at this location. There's no more reason to visit here. "But then why do they keep letting me work shifts? I don't know. I guess the dev never thought anybody would be stupid enough to keep grinding out shifts even after he got everything he needed from working there. Wow, don't you look like a jackass. Anyways, I'm gonna go try this swimsuit I found. Smell ya later MC. Aurora head off into the changing room. <<if $camera == 1>>[[Wait you mean like the one with the spycam?]]<<else>>You wish Aurora [[goodbye|Clothing Store]].<</if>>

You turn on the spy cam just in time to catch a glimpse of Aurora's ass in the changing room. <img src="Images/AuroraClothes.gif" height=400px> [[Alright!|Shops]]

<img src="Images/lyfter.jpg" height=400px> Don't play dumb with me, this isn't my first time getting caught on camera. This is the part where you're gonna tell me that you're going to have to call the cops unless we can come to "some sort of an arrangement." Well the idea //did// cross your mind. Just tell me what I have to do so I can get out of here. [["Wanna start with a blowjob?"]]

The shop lifter pulls out your cock and starts to- <img src="Images/lyfter1.gif" height=400px> "HOLY COW! LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THOSE KNOCKERS!" Those are indeed some big titties. Thanks for the compliment, now do you mind? I'm trying to suck your dick. "No way man, screw this half-assed blowjob! I wanna [[play with those gozongas!]]"

<img src="Images/lyfter2.gif" height=400px> "Damn girl, these are the biggest Honkerburger's I've ever seen!" Dude those titties are HUUUUUGE. Alright, alright. I get it, I have big tits. "Hoooooo baby! I just gotta [[fuck these.]]"

<img src="Images/lyfter3.gif" height=400px> "Like, I seriously cannot //believe// these lilyhammers you have!" The shoplifter doesn't seem to be enjoying your praise. Can we move onto the sex now please? [["I guess so"]]

<img src="Images/lyfter4.gif" height=400px> "Fuck me! Even when your back is turned I can't keep my eyes off of those Bazoombas!" You...really like this girl's tits. I should've just gone to jail. [[Doggystyle|gyhbjmkkjhg]]

<img src="Images/lyfter5.gif" height=400px> "TITTIES! TITTIES! TITTIES! TITTIES! TITTIES! HOOO MAMA! Gimme more of them WANGERS! Them HONKERS! Them SLAMMERS! OOOOH God DAMN I love TITTIES. Look at them bounce! Bounce-bounce-bounce BOUNCE. They're fucking BOUNCERS. MmmMMM! You have seriously got HUMONGOUS TITS! Like it's blowing my fucking mind! Can you believe that these things EXIST! Somebody fucking pinch me and wake me up outta this fucking dream because this chick has some fucking CANTALOUPES. I mean-" OH MY FUCKING GOD WOULD YOU JUST CUM ALREADY! You probably should've just left it at Honkers... [[Cum|gyhjnkl]]

<img src="Images/lyfter6.gif" height=400px> You cum. You consider saying something about the size of this woman's breasts as you do, but something tells you it's not a good idea. The shoplifter grabs her things and leaves the office. [[You probably should too.|Home]] <<set $BP += 1>> <<set $lyfter to 1>>

<img src="Images/Letter.jpg" height=400px> It's from Alli. It reads, "Hey Bro! If you're looking for me, I should be at the Gym! Idk why I felt the need to write you a note telling you where I was, but I did, and now here we are." [[Back|Home]]

<img src="Images/PoolsClosed.jpg" height=400px> You walk up to the man guarding the pool. He observes your ridiculous costume. It couldn't be more tense. The afro'd man gives you a <<linkappend "fist bump">> <img src="Images/FistBump.jpg" height=225px> <</linkappend>> Welcome brother. [[YES!|hijnjkokjk]]

You did it! You finally made it into the pool! <img src="Images/Pool.jpg" height=400px> Hey you! You feel a tap on the shoulder. [["Who's there?"|vhujnkl]]

<img src="Images/PoolGirl.png" height=400px> You turn around and see a beautiful bikini babe. "Hey! What's up?" Hi there. I don't actually know what's up. When the first BabeQuest Demo was released, the pool was incomplete, and I was put here to give the player a reward for unlocking it. "But now it is complete?" Well, if not complete, there's certainly stuff to do here now. Which means you really don't need me as a consolation prize anymore. [["So what are you gonna do now?"|asdlkfjas;lfdkj]]

She spreads her legs, leading you directly into her pussy. <img src="Images/Pool1.gif" height=400px> I figured with all the blowjobs you've been getting lately, you might want to be the one to go down this time. You don't say it, (because you're busy eating her pussy) but you are thankful for the change of pace. You've just fucked like 5-10 women back to back, and I'm not even sure if any time is passing between each session. [[Next|vhjiokjhbjko]]

<img src="Images/Pool2.gif" height=400px> Yes, I love riding your cock! And it begins again. Once again, a beautiful babe is straddling your cock. You begin to wonder if you'll be able to keep this up, fucking a different woman every two minutes. Surely this much action will eventually turn any man's cock to dust. [[Next|hughjnml]]

<img src="Images/Pool3.gif" height=400px> Enh, who the fuck am I kidding. You're the protagonist of a //html porn game//. Your cock was //designed// to fuck bitches for hours on end. [[Now let's have ourselves a cumshot that shoots all the way into the pool!]]

<img src="Images/Pool4.gif" height=400px> Damn straight. [[Back|Inner Pool]] <<set $BP += 1>> <<set $poolsclosed to 2>>

<img src="Images/GymExt.jpg" height=400px> <<if $gymnew == 0>> Hey! Nice, they finally finished construction of the gym! You walk over to a construction worker and give him a <<linkappend "high five">> <img src="Images/HighFive.png" height=225px><</linkappend>> [["Great work finishing the gym dude!"]] <<set $gymnew to 1>> <<else>> The Gym. <<if $rubble < 2>>There's a [[large pile of rubble]] over to the left.<</if>> [[Enter|Inner Gym]] Go To: *[[School]] <</if>>

<<if $hascredits == 0>> The Game Credits. Here you can find the names of every pornstar in the game, that way if you ever want more than the 3+ GIFs of them that come with this game, you can look them up on a tube site. The list also indicates which of the characters can be fucked in this build, that way you have some idea of how much left you have to complete. The Credits cost 3 Babe Points Buy it? <<if $BP > 2>> *[[Let's do it!|The Game Credits][$hascredits to 1]] *[[Maybe later|Aurora]]<<else>> *Let's do it! (Not enought Babe Points!) *[[Maybe later|Aurora]] <</if>> <<else>><<if $hascredits == 1>><<set $hascredits to 2>> <<set $BP += -3>><</if>> The game credits. And asterisk depicts a character that can be fucked in this build. Two asterisks depicts a character with two sex scenes and so on. A red asterisk indicates a fetish sex scene. Guilloteen Salesman:Ash Hollywood Shop Lifter: Emily Right* Amber: Zoey Nixon* Courtney: Joanna Angel* Aurora: Lana Rhoades Shop owner: Teagan Summers* Roxanne: Amber Ivy Carla: Miriam Prado** Alli: Alli Rae Leprechaun: Pepper hart* Girl Scout: Daphne Dare*** Ducketta: Ariana Marie* Receptionist: Kit Mercer* Rachel: Gisha Forza Angela: Reena Sky* Principal: Jade Jewels* Changing Room Couple: Young Devotion Pool Girl: Miriama Kunkelova* Rubble Girl: Diana Prince* Gym Girl: Mandy Muse* Second Pool Girl: Kagney Linn Karter* Lifeguard: Layla London* Chase: Chase Ryder* Chase: Chase Ryder* Chase: Chase Ryder* Coach Amy: Charley Chase* Nurse: Anna Polina Chief: Mandy Dee* Gianna Dior: Gianna Dior* Holding Cell Chick: Chanel Preston* Bank Teller: Sofie Dee Comic Book Girls: Angel Smalls* and Holly Hendrix Bonnie: Lauren Phillips Librarian: Brooke Haven Cop #1: Sabrina Sweet* Cop #2: Jayden James* Cop #3: Cassidy Banks* Cop #4: Molly Jane* Bowser Chick: Piper Perri* Janice: Sasha Rose* Girl Scout #2: Alina West* [[Back|Aurora]] <</if>>

<img src="Images/Aurora.jpg" height=400px> Aurora looks surprised. Boob Job huh? I guess we've known each other long enough. Alright, fine, I'll give you a boob job, just know, that it's not gonna be cheap. Buy it? (4 Babe Points) <<if $BP > 3>> *[[Let me at 'em!|Boob Job2]] *[[Maybe later|Aurora]]<<else>> *Let me at 'em (Not enought Babe Points!) *[[Maybe later|Aurora]] <</if>>

<img src="Images/Aurora.jpg" height=400px> Aurora smiles. So my tits weren't enough for you? Fine. The ass flash will be 1 babe point. Buy it? <<if $BP > 0>> *[[Flash it baby!|buyAss]] *[[Maybe later|Aurora]]<<else>> *Flash it Baby (Not enought Babe Points!) *[[Maybe later|Aurora]] <</if>>

<img src="Images/Aurora.jpg" height=400px> Aurora smiles. I knew you couldn't keep away from me for long. Alright, my tits will cost you one babe point. Buy it? <<if $BP > 0>> *[[Flash it baby!|buyTits]] *[[Maybe later|Aurora]]<<else>> *Flash it Baby (Not enought Babe Points!) *[[Maybe later|Aurora]] <</if>>

<img src="Images/AAss1.jpg" height=400px><<set $BP += -1>><<set $AuroraReward += 1>> Alright MC, I hope you're ready. "Hold on a second Aurora, [[how'd we get into a supermarket?]]"

<img src="Images/ATits1.jpg" height=400px><<set $BP += -1>><<set $AuroraReward += 1>> Aurora walks over to a parked truck. There's nobody inside. Alright, this looks like a good place to finally break out the heartbreakers. [["Let's do it"|bhbvgcgv]]

<img src="Images/AAss1.jpg" height=400px> Aurora sighs disspointingly. Listen MC, there's only so many sexual favors I can grant you from that one spot in the alley. You wanna see my ass, you're gonna have to accept some continuity errors. It doesn't look like you have much of a choice. "Alright then, let's [[see what you got.]]"

<img src="Images/AAss2.jpg" height=400px> Pleasure doing business with you. [[Back|Alley]]

Aurora pulls her top off... <img src="Images/ATits2.jpg" height=400px> But then immediately covers her tits with her hands! Well there you go! One tit flash. It was a pleasure doing business with you. [["Wait!"|cdftgvbhui]]

<img src="Images/ATits2.jpg" height=400px> Something the matter? "I thought I was gonna get to actually see your tits!" Aurora laughs. I guess this will serve as a lesson then. Never trust a woman who's after your Babe Points. [[Next|gygfvghuio]]

<img src="Images/ATits2.jpg" height=400px> I tell you what though. You throw in another Babe Point, and I'll let you see them right now. Hell, I'll even strip down into my panties. What do you say? Buy it? (<<if $BP > 0>> *[[Alright, but no tricks this time.|kjaodsfjas;lkdfj]] *[[No way. Not after you shafted me last time.|Aurora]]<<else>> *Alright, but no tricks this time.(Not enought Babe Points!) *[[No way. Not after you shafted me last time.|Aurora]] <</if>>

<img src="Images/ATits2.jpg" height=400px><<set $BP += -1>> Aurora beams from ear to ear. I knew you couldn't resist me. Come on, lets hop inside this truck, so I can show you these puppies without being interrupted. [[Next|abdsifuhasdfjh]]

Aurora bears her chest in all it's glory, and strips down to her panties, all as promised. <img src="Images/ATits3.jpg" height=400px> Aurora gives you a wink. Pleasure doing business with you. [[Back|Alley]]

<img src="Images/Aurora.jpg" height=400px><<set $hasboobjob to true>><<set $BP += -4>> Wow, you actually paid for it. I'm impressed. "So can I titfuck you now." ...Not exactly. [["What is it now!"]]

<img src="Images/Aurora.jpg" height=400px> Don't worry, you'll get your boobjob. I just need to make sure that you don't roll back your purchase after I give it to you. A girl doesn't like to be taken advantage of, you see. "Don't worry Aurora, I would never roll back-" Save it MC, I know you better than that. [["Alright then, what should we do."]]

<img src="Images/Aurora.jpg" height=400px> I've set up a little defense mechanism for myself. I can't tell if you roll back time, but I //can// tell how much time has passed if you don't. So from now on whenever you buy a sexual favor from me, I'm going to set a timer. When it goes off, you can collect your reward. That way if you want to save scum on me, you won't be able to do it until after you've already played a little bit more of the game. "Okay, and where will I find this timer?" I'll put it right underneath your babe points. See you in 30 turns, MC.<<set $timer to turns()+30>> [["Bye"|Aurora]]

<img src="Images/Aurora.jpg" height=400px> Alright MC. You've waited for this long enough. It's about time I held up my end of the bargain. [[Aww yeah!]]

<img src="Images/ABoobs1.jpg" height=400px> Aurora presses her chest against your cock. You sure you can handle this MC? [[Next|hijbhujhi]]

<img src="Images/ABoobs2.jpg" height=400px> She squeezes her tits around you. Finally getting you off. You've been waiting for this haven't you? [[Next|hijbhujhi2]]

<img src="Images/ABoobs3.jpg" height=400px> Aurora starts moving her tits up and down. But that's not what you want, is it MC? I know what you're looking for. [[Next|hijbhujhi32]]

<img src="Images/ABoobs.gif" height=400px> Holy shit, you're fucking Aurora's tits! And it's a GIF! Tell you what MC. Throw in another babe points and I'll suck on your fingers while you fuck my tits. Buy it? <<if $BP > 0>> *[["Humanuh Humanuh"]] *[["No thanks, I'm ready to cum now."]]<<else>> *"Humanuh Humanuh" (Not enought Babe Points!) *[["No thanks, I'm ready to cum now."]] <</if>> [[Next|hijbhujhi]]

<img src="Images/ABoobs2.gif" height=400px> Now that's hot! [[Cum|"No thanks, I'm ready to cum now."]]

<img src="Images/ABoobs4.jpg" height=400px> You explode all over Aurora's tits. It's amazing. Aurora licks up some cum and winks at you. Pleasure doing business with you. <<set $BP += 1>> <<set $AuroraReward to 3>> [[Back|Alley]]

<img src="Images/Dare1.png" height=400px> I've got good news. If you get the question right this time, you get to fuck me! [["Aw yeah! Let's hear the riddle."|Guessing Game 2]] <<set $girlscout to 11>>

<img src="Images/Dare1.png" height=400px> What's full of holes, but still holds water? A <<textbox "$riddle1" "">> [[Submit|Riddle Results 2]] [[I give up|Park]]

<img src="Images/Dare1.png" height=400px> <<if $riddle1 == "sponge" || $riddle1 == "Sponge">> Yay! You got it! Now let's go back to your apartment so you can fuck my brains out! [[God bless the dev of this game|Girl Scout Sex 2]] <<else>> Awww. You got it wrong. Don't give up Mister! I'm sure you'll guess it eventually. [[Go back|Park]] <</if>>

<img src="Images/DareAppartment.jpg" height=400px> You take the Girl Scout back to your room. I was hoping I'd get a chance to see this room again. [[Next|ijiji]]

<img src="Images/Darefuck1.jpg" height=400px> She sits herself down on your couch. I've been thinking about this all day, you know that Mister? [[Next|uuehwiuwehhuie]]

<img src="Images/Darefuck2.jpg" height=400px> Which isn't to say I haven't been dreaming about that cock ever since I got my mouth on it. Hold on a second. Something's up here. Sex scenes in this game don't usually take this long to start up. "Is everything okay? [[I thought I'd be staring at a low bitrate GIF by now.]]"

<img src="Images/Dareprefuck.jpg" height=400px> The Girl Scout get's down on her knees in front of you. Everything's fine! It's just...I can't fuck you with GIF's "You can't? Why not?" I don't know why not. I just can't. I hope that's gonna be okay. Well it's certainly not //bad//. "Of course it's okay! [[What kind of a douchebag would complain about sex?]]"

<img src="Images/Dareprefuck2.jpg" height=400px> Phew. I was worried for a moment you wouldn't want to fuck me if it wasn't with GIFs. "Are you kidding! I'd fuck you even if this game was text only!" The Girl Scout laughs. You're sweet. I promise that the next time we meet I'll be able to fuck you with GIFs. Now let's get your dick inside my pussy! [[Let's!]]

You bend the Girl Scout over and fuck her doggystyle. <img src="Images/Darefuck3.jpg" height=400px> Holy fuck Mister. Your cock feels fantastic! [[Cowgirl|jasdfa;dfk]]

<img src="Images/Darefuck4.jpg" height=400px> I'm //really// glad you guessed sponge. [[Next|asjdflaksjdf;k]]

<img src="Images/Darefuck5.jpg" height=400px> Fuck yes! Now pick me up and rail me. [[You got it!|asdfkjlkajsdkfj]]

<img src="Images/Darefuck6.jpg" height=400px> Holy shit! You think you can cum for me, Mister? [["You know it!"]]

<img src="Images/ConstructionWorker.jpg" height=400px> You know it dude! "Everything go okay with the construction?" Well...almost. [["What do you mean?"|asdkjfalskdjflakdsfj]]

<img src="Images/ConstructionWorker.jpg" height=400px> Well, we kinda had an accident earlier with one of our rubble trucks... The gym's all up an running, but you might be staring at a heap of rocks outside the building for the next few updates. "That's it? That doesn't sound too bad." Haha! Nope, it sure doesn't. I'm sure glad that it's just a pile of rubble and we're not gonna get sued or shutdown by the government, or anything. The Construction Worker is definitely not concerned by the rubble mishap. "Awesome, well I gotta go and check out [[The Gym|Gym]].

<img src="Images/Rubble.jpg" height=400px> <<if $rubble == 0>><<set $rubble to 1>> Just an ordinary pile of rubble. Definitely nothing to see here. Mmfph! Wait a second...is there someone //in// the rubble? Somebody please, help! I'm trapped in the rubble! Oh my god! There is somebody trapped in there. You gotta try and get them out! Use all your strength and [[lift the rubble off of them!]] <<else>> Back at the rubble again. You wonder if that person is still- Mphf! Help! Yep. They're still stuck down there. *[[try and lift the rubble again.|lift the rubble off of them!]] *[[Forget it.|Gym]] <</if>>

<img src="Images/Inner Gym.jpg" height=400px> The Gym. <<if $Allistate == "Post Milk">>Your sister [[Alli|AllieGym]] is here. <<if $rubble > 30>>Hey, [[the girl you pulled from the rubble]] is here.<</if>><</if>> [[Check out the premium section]] [[Lift some weights]] [[Exit|Gym]]

<img src="Images/Rubble.jpg" height=400px> You dig your knees into the dirt and lift up on the rubble with all your might! [[Here goes nothing]] <<set $strengthcounter to 2>> <<set $hacklink to "breakout">>

<img src="Images/Rubble.jpg" height=400px> ...Annnnd nothing. What, did you really think you could pull up all that rubble yourself? Maybe if you were stronger you could've pulled it off [[Back|Gym]]

<img src="Images/Hulk.gif" height=400px> This is a GIF of the Hulk smashing an alien spaceship. It's not really a good GIF for the situation, but it's pretty badass and you can't really find any GIFs of the Hulk digging pornstars out of piles of rubble, so I think it pretty decent all things considered. Suffice to say, you [[dig up the rubble.]]

Fetish Toggles. Use this menu personalize the games fetish content and control what porn you do an do not want to see. [[Pregnancy]] = $impregnation. (As a reminder, skipping fetish content will not cause you to miss out on Babe Points) [[Back|Your Room]]

You've heard some good things about this website. Apparently for a couple of BabePoints you can hack directly into the simulation you're in. Click on an item to learn more. <<if $hasstrength == false>>*[[Strength Hack|Strength Upgrade]] <</if>><<if $hasinhibit == false>>*[[Reduce Inhibitions]] <</if>><<if $hasftravel == false>>*[[Fast Travel]] <</if>><<if true>>*[[Wincest Patch]] <</if>><<if true>>*[[Back|Your Room]] <</if>>

<img src="Images/Strength.jpg" height=400px> Strength Hack: This hack will max out your strength stat for a short period of time. Good for situations where you need a boost of raw power. Buy it? (1 Babe Point) <<if $BP > 0>> *[[Let's do it!|buystrength]] *[[Not right now|Your Room]]<<else>> *Let's do it! (Not enought Babe Points!) *[[Not right now|Your Room]] <</if>>

<img src="Images/Inhibitions.jpg" height=400px> Release Inhibitions: Got an NPC who wants to fuck, but is too uptight to put out? Just hit them with this hack to reduce their inhibition stat straight to zero. Buy it? (1 Babe Point) <<if $BP > 0>> *[[Let's do it!|buyinhibit]] *[[Not right now|Your Room]]<<else>> *Let's do it! (Not enought Babe Points!) *[[Not right now|Your Room]] <</if>>

Order Completed! Strength hack has been added to your sidebar. Click on the sidebar in game to activate the hack. Use it in the right places and it'll unlock special events and scenes! If you use the strength hack anywhere else, nothing will happen, so feel free to just use it on every page until you unlock something. [[Sweet!|Your Room]] <<set $hasstrength to true>> <<set $BP += -1>>

<img src="Images/MooreRubble.jpg" height=400px> Oh, it's a pornstar. And she's naked. Should this stuff really be surprising you anymore? You freed me! Thanks so much! "Hey, no problem!" The girl stands up and gets ready to leave. "Hey, [[where are you going?]]"

<img src="Images/MooreRubble.jpg" height=400px> What do you mean? I've gotta get home. I haven't eaten in days, my friends and family are probably worried sick! "Oh, okay, I just thought...that since I saved you..." [[Next|adkjlf;lajkfd]]

<img src="Images/MooreRubble.jpg" height=400px> What, did you think I was gonna fuck you or something? "Well..." Listen guy, thanks for the save, really I appreciate it. But if you only saved me because you thought I was gonna have sex with you, that's kinda fucked up. I'll see you around. The girl from the rubble walks off. [[Well that was a waste of time.|Gym]] <<set $rubble to 2>> <<set $BP += 1>>

<img src="Images/AlliGym.jpg" height=400px> Hey there bro! You wanna lift some weights with me? *[["Sure"|Lift some weights]] *[["Maybe later"|Inner Gym]]

<img src="Images/MooreGym.jpg" height=400px> <<if $rubble > 50000>> Find my dumbell yet? With great, careful pride you present the lucky dumbell. OMG! You actually found it. I'm so impressed. [["Well, it's all in a days work."]] <<elseif $rubble < 10000>> You approach the girl from the rubble. Oh hey! You're the guy that saved me from the rubble. Thanks for your help earlier. "No problem." I wanted to apologize for running off so suddenly before. I should've found a way to thank you, but I really needed to get back home as soon as I could. [["It's fine. Really."]] <<else>> Find my dumbell yet? [[Not yet|Inner Gym]] <</if>>

<img src="Images/Curl.gif" height=400px> <<set $str += 1>> You lift some weights for a while. Your Strength Stat is now Level $str!!! Boy, there's nothing like a good bit of grinding to artificially lengthen a porn game. What great game design this is. [[Back|Inner Gym]]

<img src="Images/Exhibit.jpg" height=400px> <<if $exhibit == 0>> You walk hesitantly over to the exhibit. Immediately you're knocked to the floor as the man in front of it starts screaming uncontrolably. CAN YA SMEELLLLLLL what this exhibit is cooking? The man looks at you with a frenetic gaze. You should probably run. Hey man! You wanna check out this exhibit? It's pretty dope. *[[Accept the man's offer.]] There's seriously no reason not to. There has been no point in this game in which saying yes to someone has punished you. *[["''No''"|Supermarket]] <<else>> Hey man! Want another crack at the challenge? [[Sure|I'll give it a shot.]] [[Maybe later|Supermarket]] <</if>>

<img src="Images/MooreGym.jpg" height=400px> Well, I'm glad that you feel that way. While you're here, I've been meaning to ask you something. Would you be willing to do me another favor? "What kind of favor?" One that I'd make sure you were //properly// rewarded for this time. The Girl from the rubble grabs her ass suggestively. [["I'm listening"]]

<img src="Images/MooreGym.jpg" height=400px> Hm. Somehow I knew you'd be up to helping me out. Alright, here's the deal. I got into a fight with one of my roommates last week and she took my lucky dumbell and threw it in the trash! "Your lucky dumbell?" Yes, It's pink, I need it to make my gains. Can't workout without it. That all seems oddly specifice, but, okay, [["do you know where she threw it out?"]]

<img src="Images/MooreGym.jpg" height=400px> I don't! She just told me it was in the garbage, "Where it belongs." It could be anywhere, which is why I'm coming to you. I just feel like you're the kind of guy who specializes in walking around town until he finds things. Well, she's not off by much. "Alright. I've accepted worse challenges to get laid. [[I'll go look for your pink dumbell thing.|Inner Gym]]" <<set $rubble to 10000>>

<img src="Images/Challenge.jpg" height=400px> The man leads you over to a bench. There's a bunch of weights stacked on either side. I'm here with the World's Strongest Men coalition. We're here recruiting young men like you to join our society "Society, you mean like Mensa?" Yes! Exactly like Mensa! What do you think, you interested? [["Well..."|alfdk;jaaaaa]]

<img src="Images/Challenge.jpg" height=400px> You tell the guy thanks for the offer, but you're not trying to join a bunch of saps who, talented as they might be, are just getting conned into spending money on nothing. Look man, I hear ya. The society's not for everybody, but still, you should give the challenge a shot. If you pull it off I'll give you a "Strongman Badge." They're badass. Hmm. Something tells you that that Strongman Badge will probably be helpful in a quest somewhere. "Alright guy, you've convinced me. [[I'll give it a shot.]]" <<set $exhibit to 1>>

<img src="Images/Challenge.jpg" height=400px> You lie down along the bench. You're not even sure how much weight this is. Alright guy. Now's your chance, give it everything you got! [[Here goes nothing|askdlflsdkalk]] <<set $strengthcounter to 2>> <<set $hacklink to "GetBadge">>

<img src="Images/Challenge.jpg" height=400px> No good. Failed strength check: $str/10000. Oh! You were so close! So close! You didn't even get it off the pegs. Don't worry about it guy. You can try again any time you want. [[Back|Supermarket]]

<img src="Images/Lift.gif" height=400px> You gorge your muscles to the brim with strength enhancing hacks. You lift up those weights like they were a toothpick. Holy shit! Holy shit is right, exhibit guy. You can't help but laugh to yourself. World's Strongest Men Coalition? Maybe. But you doubt any of them could stand up to you right now. Wow pal, you're really something. The man hands you a [[Badge]]

<img src="Images/Badge.jpg" height=400px> Here, take this badge. That way everywhere you go, people will know that you're certified by the WSMC as an absolute fucking madman. "Thanks." A Strongman Badge was added to your inventory. [[Back|Supermarket]] <<set $hasbadge to true>> <<set $exhibit to 2>>

<img src="Images/PoolGirl.png" height=400px> I don't know. Maybe we should just fuck anyways so the dev doesn't have to think of some new quest for you to do to unlock the GIFs from this scene? [[You can't argue with that]]

<img src="Images/Receptionist.png" height=400px> "Hey. Wanna fuck?" Your propositioning skills are as impeccable as always. What did you just say to me? You're unsure how the receptionist is taking this, although it's probably worth noting that she hasn't hopped onto your cock like a crazed animal. *Shit. This isn't going well. [[Play it off.|"I said. 'Wanna fuck?'"]] *[["I said. 'Wanna fuck?'"|Play it off.]]

<img src="Images/Receptionist.png" height=400px> The receptionist smiles. I was hoping you were going to ask me that. I'd love to have intercourse with you. Unfortunately I can't leave my desk. "Until when?" Until forever. I physically can't step away from this desk. "Well, it looks like we're going to have to [[fuck right here!]]"

<img src="Images/Receptionist.png" height=400px> "I said...um...wanna talk?" No. I don't. I have to work. Now if that's all you have to say to me, I'd appreciate it if you'd leave me to it. The receptionist goes back to her work. The receptionist definitely thinks that you were just trying to talk. [[That was a close one.|Enter]]

<img src="Images/Receptionist.png" height=400px> The receptionist reals back, or at least, as well as she can without leaving the desk. Woah there, hold on a second. I can't go fucking you on the job! I take great pride in my work a secretary and I won't have you ruining my reputation. Hm. It looks like the receptionist's morals are inhibiting her willingness to fuck you. You should see what you can do about loosening her up. [["Goodbye for now"|Enter]] <<set $receptionist to 1>> <<set $inhibitcounter to 2>> <<set $hacklink to "Recept">>

<img src="Images/Recept2.png" height=400px> You activate the Release Inhibition stat, lowering the receptionist's resolve. Is it getting hot in here or is it just me? It's working! She's taking off her top. Why are you smiling like that? I told you, we couldn't fuck while I was on shift, but yet... [[Next|asdjfkjds;f]]

Order Completed! Release Inhibitions has been added to your sidebar. Click on the sidebar in game to activate the hack. Use it in the right places and it'll unlock special events and scenes! If you use the hack anywhere else, nothing will happen, so feel free to just use it on every page until you unlock something. [[Sweet!|Your Room]] <<set $hasinhibit to true>> <<set $BP += -1>>

Ah, fuck it. I need your tongue on my pussy. <img src="Images/Recept1.gif" height=400px> The receptionist pulls your head between her legs. You give her clit some action. Fuck yes! That was amazing. Alright now, your turn. [[Hell yeah!|alksdfakljakllk]]

<img src="Images/Recept2.gif" height=400px> Will wonders never cease? [[Fuck her|aklsdkkkkdl]]

<img src="Images/Recept3.gif" height=400px> You put the receptionist across the desk. I'm so glad I'm fucking you and not doing my job. As all women should be. [[Next|akjsdjkasdfajdsflk]]

<img src="Images/Recept4.gif" height=400px> The receptionist hops on your dick. You warn her that you're about to cum. Oh yes! Do it on my face! [[Oblige|asdjjkslkjldkj;]]

You cum, and WHAT THE FUCK. <img src="Images/Recept5.gif" height=400px> You've been teleported to some kind of like, sex dungeon. How did you get here, what the hell is going on, and most importantly what the FUCK happened to the gif quality! [[The receptionist notices your confusion.]]

<img src="Images/Recept3.png" height=400px> Don't panic! I'm sorry I had to take you here, it's just you were about to cum, and we couldn't do it in the office. "But I thought you didn't care about your job anymore." Oh no, it's nothing like that. It's just, that video that the dev was using to make GIF's doesn't have a cumshot. [["Really? Why not?"]]

<img src="Images/Recept3.png" height=400px> I don't know. But that's why I had to switch up our locations. "Okay, that makes sense." Wait. No it doesn't. Didn't she say that she was physically unable to leave her desk? Oh shit! I forgot! I gotta get back to- [[Next|asdjjkasdfslkjldkj;]]

Poof! <img src="Images/Smoke.gif" height=400px> The receptionist dissapears in a puff of smoke. [[She's fine...Probably.|Enter]] <<set $BP += 1>> <<set $receptionist to 2>>

<<if $poolgirl == 0>><img src="Images/poolgirl1.jpg" height=400px> There she is, the hottest babe in this place. Unlocking the pool was one thing, unlocking this chick's panties is gonna be a whole other story. Looks like there's only one thing to do. *[[Approach her, utilizing every ounce of charisma in your body.]] *[[Chicken out|Inner Pool]] <<elseif $poolgirl == 1>><img src="Images/poolgirl2.jpg" height=400px> You approach the pool girl. Hey. You're the guy who slipped and fell earlier. [["That's me."]] <<elseif $poolgirl == 2>><img src="Images/poolgirl2.jpg" height=400px> Did you find the tuberculousis vaccine yet <<if $hasvaccine == false>>[["Not yet"|Inner Pool]] <<else>>[[Give her the tuberculosis vaccine you got at the hospital.]] <</if>> <</if>>

"Ah Fuck!" <img src="Images/eatshit.gif" height=400px> But as you were strutting ever so confidently towards the hot babe tower, you lost your balance on fell into the pool. [[Next|alksdjf;laskdjf]]

<img src="Images/underwater.jpg" height=400px> You must have taken that fall a lot harder than you thought. Did you hit your head or something? Why aren't your arms lifting your head above water like you want them to? Don't worry everyone, I've got this. You hear the sound of a whistle in the distance, then a thundering //splash!// A figure enter the water and [[pulls you out.]]

<img src="Images/lifeguard.jpg" height=400px> You slowly come back to your senses. You're out of the water now, staring at- Are you okay? Is that //another// hot babe?! Yes! You knew the place had more to offer than afros and AIDS! Sir? Please respond if you can. I need to know that you're alright. [["I'm okay."]]

<img src="Images/lifeguard.jpg" height=400px> That's a relief. That was quite a spill you took there. "You're telling me. I had no idea the ground would be that slippery." The lifeguard looks down at the ground in defeat. I know. I'm afraid I've failed you in that regard. [["What do you mean?"|weioois]]

<img src="Images/lifeguard.jpg" height=400px> As a lifeguard here, I try my absolute best to ensure the safety of the patrons of our pool, which is why I always have a wet floor sign on the ground warning people to be careful while they walk around the pool. "I didn't see a wet floor sign." That's just it. We used to have one. First of its class. "Wet Floor," it used to say. But now, it's gone, and innocent people like you are going to be injuring themselves indefinitely until it's returned. [["What happened to it?"]]

<img src="Images/lifeguard.jpg" height=400px> It was stolen in the middle of the night by a band of thieves. "Steal a wet floor sign? Who would do such a thing." That's exactly the question I've been asking myself ever since the day it happened. Why...Why would someone do this! The lifeguard shakes her fist at the sky. She seems genuinely upset, if a little overdramatically. [["Is there anything I can do to help?"]]

<img src="Images/lifeguard.jpg" height=400px> You'd do that? You'd help me set this terrible injustice right? I mean, she did just save your life. "Sure." The lifeguard puts her hand on your shoulder and stares into your soul. So be it then. From this day forth you shall be christened "Sign Avenger." With your noble hands you will scour the earth searching for the villains who have committed this vile crime. When you find them, you shall bring them back here, and they will finally meet the justice they deserve. I shall anxiously await your return brave one, for in these dark times, it will be up to heroes like you to bring us to our salvation. The lifeguard turns to walk away. [[Well, that was a lot.|Inner Pool]] <<set $lifeguard to 2>> <<set $poolgirl to 1>>

<img src="Images/lifeguard.jpg" height=400px> <<if $lifeguard < 3>> Greeting Sign Avenger! Any luck finding the wet floor sign? [["None Yet."|Inner Pool]] <<else>> Greetings Sign Avenger! Any luck finding the wet floor sign? [["Yes actually!"|kdowieds]] <</if>>

<img src="Images/poolgirl2.jpg" height=400px> Cool. Listen, I need you to bring me a tuberculosis vaccine. "A tuberculosis vaccine? What for?" I don't know. I just really want a tuberculosis vaccine. Bring me one and I'll fuck you probably. Oh that's nice. The game isn't even pretending to give the fetch quests a story anymore. <<if $hasvaccine>> [[Give her the tuberculosis vaccine you got at the hospital.]] <<else>> [["Where am I supposed to find a tuberculosis vaccine?"]] <</if>>

<img src="Images/poolgirl2.jpg" height=400px> Like, maybe try a hospital or something. "Where's the Hospital." Dude, you seriously can't expect me to do all the work here do you? "No." Good. Then that should be all I have to say. Come back here when you have a tuberculosis vaccine. [["Alright"|Inner Pool]] <<set $poolgirl to 2>>

<img src="Images/poolgirl1.jpg" height=400px> Great. Now lean up against the slide so I can give you a titjob "Slide? What slide? There's no slide in a public pool." We're not at a public pool. We're in a blow up pool in my backyard. "We are?" Does that bother you? [["Not really."]]

<img src="Images/Sign.jpg" height=400px> Wait what? This is the Wet Floor sign that went missing from the pool. But if this is under your bed...then that means! [[Next|then that means!]]

Oh hey! There's that wet floor sign that you stole from the pool last friday. You should give this back to the lifeguard. Wet Floor Sign was added to your Inventory. [["Sweet!"|Your Room]] <<set $lifeguard to 3>>

<img src="Images/lifeguard.jpg" height=400px> You hand the lifeguard the wet floor sign. Woah! You-you actually found it. The wet floor sign has returned! The lifeguard hoists the wet floor sign above her head as if to praise it like a god. "It was the least I could do. I owed you from saving my life earlier." The lifeguard doesn't respond, she's too busy gawking at the sign. You figure it's probably best [[to leave her to it.|dididospa]]

<img src="Images/lifeguard.jpg" height=400px> Wait! The lifeguard stops you before you can leave. Did you ever find out who took the sign? "Yeah." And what of them! What became of this scoundrel. Oh shit. You almost forgot, //you// were the scoundrel. Better [[think of something fast]]

<img src="Images/lifeguard.jpg" height=400px> "I had to kill him." You KILLED him? "It had to be done. It was him or the sign." The lifeguard mulls the over. Its as if a great storm has finally calmed inside of her. I see. And this murder...did you kill him with your bare hands? [["Yes?"|ioplkjbvgfty]]

<img src="Images/lifeguard2.jpg" height=400px> The lifeguard takes your hands in hers, rubbing her fingers over the palms. Then these are the hands that I want hold me down while you fuck me senseless. And you're in there! Come, Sign Avenger, make haste! We must go to my lifeguard room. [["Whatever you say lady."]]

<img src="Images/Lifeguard1.gif" height=400px> The lifeguard takes your back to her "Lifeguard Room" and sucks you off. Your thankfull that the room is just a normal room and not like some weird lifeguard alter with a bunch of dick shaped floatation devices. This dick is amazing! Sign Avenger, you must fuck me at once! [["Say no more"|ioapodijn3em,d.]]

<img src="Images/Sign2.jpg" height=400px> The person that stole the wet floor sign... [[Next|WAS YOU!]]

<img src="Images/Sign3.jpg" height=400px> WAS YOU! [[''NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!''|a;lskdjfl;askd]]

<img src="Images/Sign.jpg" height=400px> "Well that was unexpected." A Wet Floor Sign was added to your inventory. You slap the wet floor sign into your inventory. Existential crisis aside, this will probably net you some head back at the pool. [[Nice|Your Room]] <<set $lifeguard to 3>>

<img src="Images/Chase3.jpg" height=400px> You turn to the first student, the one that the light pink dialogued girl called "Chase." Oh come on! Like we need to give him a chance. I know his type, spiteful, whiney, and dumb as a doornail! Well, she seems like a grade a bitch. At least that [[girl next to her]] is sticking out her neck for you.

<img src="Images/Chase1.jpg" height=400px> Mother Marian always says that we shouldn't judge people before we get to know them. Alright, at least someone around her is willing to give you a chance...Wait, isn't that the same actress who was playing the bitchy girl? What's going on here! Come on Chase! Is this girl's name also Chase? [[Next|alskdjfa;ldd]]

<img src="Images/Chase2.jpg" height=400px> How often is Chase ever wrong about this sort of thing. Let's just give up on the guy and skip class. This chick too! Why-why are they all the same person? Is this the whole class? Where are the all the other students? Chase! We can't skip class. Don't tell me this ones named Chase too! Don't be such a baby Chase! Yeah Chase! Don't be a baby. But Chase? Yes Chase? You promised not to let Chase boss us around, Chase! Shut up Chase! Chase... Chase! Chase? CHASE! //Chase// "Chase" Chaaaase Chase? ''Chase'' __Chase__ CHASE! [["STOOOOOOOOP!"]]

<img src="Images/Chases.jpg" height=400px> The Chases stare back at you in shock. But I mean, what did you expect, you just screamed stop at the top of your lungs in the middle of class. "Stop! Just stop all of you. This is too much for me to take." What's wrong- "No! Please, don't talk. I can't tell which one of you is speaking. Only talk if I call on you. Now, I need answers. You, sporty girl-" Chase? "Yeah Chase. Tell me, are you [[the only students in this class?]]"

<img src="Images/Chase2.jpg" height=400px> Yeah. It's a small class. "And each of you are at least 18 years old?" Yes? Everyone in this school is 18 years old. That's a relief. [["Okay everybody, listen up."]]

<img src="Images/Chases.jpg" height=400px> "I don't know what the last guy who taught here was like, but I don't plan on allowing whatever //that// was ever again. I expect each of you to be quiet, respectful, and ready to learn every time you step foot into this class. Do you understand me?" Yes, Mr...? "You know what, why don't you just call me sir. That ought to help remind you who's in charge around here." The class stands dumbfounded. Holy shit, did you really just shut these girls up with some dominant manly use of your authority? That's fucking badass! "Now, if you ladies are all finished being impertinent, let's open up our books to [[chapter one.]] <<set $class to 1>>

<img src="Images/Teach.jpg" height=400px> For the next hour you teach the class, it goes on without a hitch. Then the bell rigns, and [[you're finished for the day|School]]

<img src="Images/Teach.jpg" height=400px> You teach the class. You're not half bad at this. [[Hand back homework.]]

<img src="Images/desk.jpg" height=400px> There's still a little bit of extra time before class starts. Maybe you can find something useful in the Chases desks. No luck with this first one. [[Just a regular desk.]]

<img src="Images/desk.jpg" height=400px> This one's empty too. Maybe this was a waste of time. [[Check the last desk]]

<img src="Images/ChaseDesk1.jpg" height=400px> Woah! That's a change. This chase must be really into decorating, or else she's got a serious scribbling problem. [[Hey, what's this?]]

<img src="Images/Diary.jpg" height=400px> Aw shit! This is Chase's diary. You just hit the jackpot. There's gotta be something in here that you can use to get into her pants. //RIIIIING!!!// Shit! That's the bell, looks like you'll have to come back and [[snoop some other time.|chapter one.]] <<set $churchchase to 1>>

<img src="Images/ChaseDesk2.jpg" height=400px> You're back at Chase's desk. Her diary is here again. You wonder why she keeps leaving it here. <<link "Read her diary.">> <<if $churchchase == 1>> <<goto "Diary1">> <<elseif $churchchase ==2>> <<goto "Diary2">> <<elseif $churchchase == 3>> <<goto "Diary3">> <<elseif $churchchase == 4>> <<goto "Diary4">> <<elseif $churchchase == 5>> <<goto "Diary5">> <<else>> <<goto "Diary6">> <</if>> <</link>>

<img src="Images/Diary.jpg" height=400px> ENTRY 1: Dear Diary, Today was a good day. Why you ask? Because it was a Sunday of course! Everyday is a good day when I get to devote time to the lord. Not that I'm not devoting myself to him on other days, but it's nice to devote myself in an actual church. Mother Marian says I'm a "standout" catholic. Can you believe that? Standout! I mean, I always knew I was a good christian, but I never thought I was standout- You get the picture. The rest of the diary entry is just more of Chase praising herself for her religeous accomplishments. Typical first entry of a diary in an adventure game. There's not gonna be any anything you can use here. //RIIIIING!!!!// There's the bell again. Better put the diary away and get ready to [[start the class|chapter one.]] <<set $churchchase to 2>>

<img src="Images/Diary.jpg" height=400px> ENTRY 2: Dear Diary, I was tempted today, but I'm proud to announce that once again I resisted the devil's grasp. Chase wanted me to play some basketball after class, but I knew the Lord would want me to go home immediately after I got out of school and read more of the bible! So that's what I did. It didn't even bother me when they called me names. Call me "Chaste Chase" all you want losers. My chastity is nothing to be ashamed of, what kind of a nun do they think I want to be? A nun in training, huh? Maybe this is a lost cause. //RIIIIING!!!!// <<set $churchchase to 3>> There's the bell again. Better put the diary away and get ready to [[start the class|chapter one.]]

<img src="Images/Diary.jpg" height=400px> ENTRY 3: Dear Diary, It happened again today. I felt that burning sensation in my genitals. It didn't hurt, but I just couldn't get it to stop. I tried to distract myself from it by reading the bible, but I couldn't get my legs to stop squirming. I finally managed to keep them still by shoving a pillow between my legs. I found that by pushing my hips into the pillow, I could keep the sensation under control. I just worry what the Lord might think. I worry that if He looked down at the wrong moment, He might think I was pressing myself into the pillow for pleasure. Now you're getting somewhere. It looks like Chase is seriously pent up. You should keep reading to figure out the best way to turn her desires to your advantage. //RIIIIING!!!!// <<set $churchchase to 4>> There's the bell again. Looks like your reading will have to wait. [[Start the class|chapter one.]]

<img src="Images/Diary.jpg" height=400px> ENTRY 4: Dear Diary, I think I'm going crazy. I can't handle this any more. The pillow isn't holding back the feeling between my legs any more. Even when I tried humping it in my panties. I came so close to masturbating today. I really really wanted to. My panties were dripping wet, the juices were starting to drip onto my bed. But I didn't masturbate, that's what's important. I just pulled down my panties, brought my hand over my vagina and just held it there. So, so, close. I don't know how much longer I can take this. I stared at my hand for almost 10 minutes, just wishing something would happen, praying someone would sneak into my room and force my hand downwards. But nobody did, and I kept my promise to the Lord. I'm not a slut. I have control of my body. I know it. <<set $churchchase to 5>> Fuck, you never realized it before, but Catholics have it tough. It's criminal what they put these kids through. //RIIIIING!!!!// Damn. Just when it was getting good. Though, something tells you you're not gonna have to read much longer. [[Start the class|chapter one.]]

<img src="Images/Diary.jpg" height=400px> ENTRY 5: Dear Diary, I'm so ashamed with myself. I can't believe I'm writing this down. It happened, after trying so hard to stop it, it happened. I want to say it wasn't my fault, but the Lord will know that it was. I was having that dream again, the one with Sir in it. Sir? Who's Sir...Wait a second, that's you! He came into my room, just like he always does and brought his face between my legs. I can't stop it in the dream. My legs just open for him like I'm some kind of whore. I want to scream and make him leave, but my body won't let me. But this time it was different because this time, I woke up. [[Next|kdkdkdkd;s;q]] <<set $churchchase to 6>>

<img src="Images/Diary.jpg" height=400px> ENTRY 5: I woke up and my hands were already inside my panties! I was rubbing myself, while I was asleep! I wanted to throw up I was so ashamed with myself. But yet for some reason, I couldn't pull my hands out from my panties. It was like I was asleep again, letting sir pleasure me, only now it was real! I was awake! I should've done something. But I didn't. I was frozen, shaking with anticipation. I don't know what happened, but some part of me already knew, that this was the night. This was the night that I would finally give in. [[Next|eyuiopdsvnm]]

<img src="Images/Diary.jpg" height=400px> ENTRY 5: So I rubbed myself, I began moving my hand savagely in all directions. It felt incredible, like nothing I'd ever felt before. My body shook uncontrollably, I reached my other hand down and pushed my fingers in. It was like I was in a trance. I began to say such obscene things. "Lick my pussy," "make me cum," "FUCK ME SIR!" I was imagining it on my own now, the scene from my dream. But sir was done licking me, he pulled out his penis and he was having sex with me. SEX! He was pushing his member inside me, in and out, and I was egging him on. I was wrapping my legs around him, pulling him deeper, telling him "don't stop! Don't stop." [[Next|dien;z;l]]

<img src="Images/Diary.jpg" height=400px> ENTRY 5: And that's when it really happened. The worst part of all. I...I orgasmed. I went all the way. Without warning I was left gasping for breath as air shot out of my lungs. My hips started pulsating on their own, thrusting up into the sky. I dug into the bed with my fingers, desperately trying to stop it. But it was already too late. Pleasure shot through my body in waves and waves and waves. There was nothing I could do but hold my breath and try not to scream. It was good. So terribly good. I cried for a long time after that, laying naked on my bed. I really really wanted to stay chaste. I didn't want to masturbate, I tried so hard not to! But I did. I failed. I kept thinking over and over, it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter but I know that it does. I chose this. Do I even deserve to become a nun? It hurt a lot to mess up that much. I failed myself, I failed Mother Marian, and most of all, I failed him. I just hope that they can come to forgive me. [[Next|aklsdjfioiwedsxz]]

<img src="Images/ChaseDesk2.jpg" height=400px> "That's enough reading for today." You put the book down. That was actually kind of intense. You really weren't expecting that from the game with silly guillotines and matrix references. Either way, that entry did give you droves of [[valuable information]]

Firstly, you learned that Chase's body is begging her for some dick. your dick in fact. She must have some thing for authority figures. But she's probably not going to fuck you with all of her catholic inhibitions still in place. You'll need to find a way to convince her to indulge in her carnal desires. Finally, you'll need a way to get Chase and you alone. Detention would be great, but Chase is so uptight it's unlikely that she's going to give you something to punish her for. Maybe you should try and frame her for something. The only question is, how? //RIIIING// The sound of the bell interrupts your thoughts. Shit, you still have a job to do. [[Teach the class|chapter one.]]

<img src="Images/ChaseDesk2.jpg" height=400px> It doesn't look like there's any more entries to read. Luckily, you should have enough information to fuck her by now. *[[Fair Enough|Class]] *Actually [[could I get a refresher on what I'm supposed to do again?]]

Sure. Firstly, you learned that Chase's body is begging her for some dick. your dick in fact. She must have some thing for authority figures. But she's probably not going to fuck you with all of her catholic inhibitions still in place. You'll need to find a way to convince her to indulge in her carnal desires. Finally, you'll need a way to get Chase and you alone. Detention would be great, but Chase is so uptight it's unlikely that she's going to give you something to punish her for. Maybe you should try and frame her for something. The only question is, how? [[Thanks|Class]]

<img src="Images/Weed.jpg" height=400px> Some good old fashioned cannibis. The weed is 1 Babe Point Buy it? <<if $BP > 0>> *[[Hell Yeah|buyweed]] *[[Maybe later|Aurora]]<<else>> *Hell Yeah (Not enought Babe Points!) *[[Maybe later|Aurora]] <</if>>

<img src="Images/Weed.jpg" height=400px> Some weed was added to your inventory. Sweet! [[Back|Aurora]] <<set $hasweed to true>> <<set $BP += -1>>

<img src="Images/Coach.jpg" height=400px> Nice to meet you! Say, you're Chase's teacher right? "She's the one with the basketball?" Yeah her. Lot of spirit in that kid. Too bad she's so bad at basketball. [["She is?"]]

<img src="Images/Coach.jpg" height=400px> The worst. She can't shoot to save her life. It really is a shame. If I had a shooter with half her energy on the team, we'd make it to nationals easy. "Well can't you help her? You know, coach her into a better player?" That's just the thing! She's so concerned with impressing me, that she's afraid to give it her all whenever I'm around. I just can't get through to her. "Huh, well, [[maybe I could help.]]"

<img src="Images/Coach.jpg" height=400px> Really, you think? "Well, actually, now that you mention it, I have no reason to think I'd be a good basketball coach. I don't have history in basketball or a background of athletecism of any kind." I think you'd be perfect! Why don't you try and catch her at the park sometime. If you can make her into a better player, I'd definitely find some way to reward you. [["I'll do my best then"|Locker Room]] <<set $locker to 1>>

<img src="Images/Coach.jpg" height=400px> <<if $locker == 1>> How's that training coming? [["It's coming"|Locker Room]] <<elseif $locker == 2>> Hey! I've been meaning to talk to you! You're not gonna believe this. Our team's in the playoffs, we've got a shot at making it to state! "That's awesome." And it's all thanks to Chase. She's improved so much so quickly, it's as if she's literally flying across the court. I'm beside myself really. All that training you guys did really must've paid off. "Well, I wouldn't say it totally paid off. If I remember correctly, I'm supposed to get some kind of a [[reward?]]" <<elseif $locker == 3>> Thanks again for all your help. [[Back|Locker Room]] <<else>> Thanks for all your help new guy. [[Back|Locker Room]] <</if>>

<img src="Images/ChaseLocker.jpg" height=400px> A colorful locker. You wonder who it belongs too. *[[Try and guess the code]] *[[Back|Locker Room]]

<img src="Images/ChaseLocker.jpg" height=400px> Alright you got this. The code is: <<textbox "$code1" "">>-<<textbox "$code2" "">>-<<textbox "$code3" "">> [[Guess]]

<<if $code1 == 16 && $code2 == 25 && $code3 == 40>><img src="Images/ChaseLockerOpen.jpg" height=400px> It worked! You're in. Doesn't look like there's much inside there tho. If you wanted, you could probably put something INSIDE the locker, but only if you had something useful to hide here. <<if $hasweed>>[[Stash the weed inside the locker!]] <</if>>[[I'll come back later.|Locker Room]] <<else>><img src="Images/ChaseLocker.jpg" height=400px> Looks like that's not the right code. [[Damn|Locker Room]] <</if>>

<img src="Images/ChaseLockerOpen.jpg" height=400px> <<if $churchchase > 5>> It's all coming into place. With this weed in Chase's locker, you'll be able to give her detention, and then her pussy is practically yourse. Hey, what are you doing? [["Aw crap!"]] <<else>> You go to stash the weed, but then you stop yourself. Maybe it's best not to put this here until you [[have a plan.|Locker Room]] <</if>>

<img src="Images/Coach.jpg" height=400px> It's Coach Amy! Are you seriously doing what it looks like you're doing right now? "Probably...What do you think I'm doing?" I'm literally standing right here. Did you think I just //wouldn't notice// you stashing weed in a students locker? Hmm. Better think fast. You can't have this woman foiling your schemes. You read through way too many diary entries to let her stop you now. Think carefully, because //everything// will be determined by your next decision. Do you: *[[Whip your dick out.]] *[[Pull down your pants.]] *[[Show dick.]]

<img src="Images/Coach.jpg" height=400px> In a stroke of pure genius, you whip your dick out. Coach Amy is stupefied. Oh my! I see you have whipped your dick out. Truly you have bested me sir. I will allow you to tamper with this student's locker in peace. Coach Amy retreats in defeat. It's finaly time to [[put your plan into action.]]

<img src="Images/Coach.jpg" height=400px> In a stroke of pure genius, you pull down your pants. Coach Amy is stupefied. Oh my! I see you have pulled down your pants. Truly you have bested me sir. I will allow you to tamper with this student's locker in peace. Coach Amy retreats in defeat. It's finaly time to [[put your plan into action.]]

<img src="Images/Coach.jpg" height=400px> In a stroke of pure genius, you show dick. Coach Amy is stupefied. Oh my! I see you have showed dick. Truly you have bested me sir. I will allow you to tamper with this student's locker in peace. Coach Amy retreats in defeat. It's finaly time to [[put your plan into action.]]

<img src="Images/ChaseLockerOpen.jpg" height=400px> Weed was removed from your inventory. You put the weed in Chase's locker. Then you [[head back to class to find her.|kdkwoowowows]]

<img src="Images/Chase1.jpg" height=400px> You find her in class, she's just getting ready to leave. Hello Sir! Can I help you with something? "Yes you can. Chase, I've been hearing rumors about you, and I need to know if their true." What kind of rumors sir? "Not the good kind. Please [[follow me to your locker.]]"

<img src="Images/ChaseLocker.jpg" height=400px> Sir, I swear whatever this is, I had nothing to do with it. "And I hope more than anything that that's true. Chase, this is your locker, correct." Yes sir. "Please [[open it.]]"

<img src="Images/ChaseLockerOpen.jpg" height=400px> Chase nervously opens the locker. A moment later, you find the weed. Sir, I swear on my life, that isn't mine. I would never smoke the devil's weed. "Chase. This weed in your locker is grounds for suspension. Are you aware of this?" Y-Yes. "You're a good kid. I don't want to have you suspended. I'm willing to let this slide, but I will have to ask you to spend the rest of the afternoon in dentention with me." Chase is absolutely terrified of being suspended. She eagerly accepts your offer of detention, and follows you back to [[your room.]]

<img src="Images/Chasesex1.png" height=400px> And now your finally here. You did it, you got Chase alone with you. It's only a matter of time now. She's been fantasizing about you for weeks. Surely this sudden closeness will break her. It's only a matter of time. [[Wait|ididioosop]] <<set $inhibitcounter to 2>> <<set $hacklink to "ChaseSex">>

<img src="Images/Chasesex2.png" height=400px> Time passes. Still nothing to report from Chase. She's just reading her bible. There's got to be some way to make her forget about her religion and loosen her up. [[Wait some more|ididioosopsads]] <<set $inhibitcounter to 2>> <<set $hacklink to "ChaseSex">>

<img src="Images/Chasesex1.png" height=400px> This isn't going how you planned it. Chase is too inhibitted to embrace her desires. [[Maybe if you wait just a little longer|idasdidioosop]] <<set $inhibitcounter to 2>> <<set $hacklink to "ChaseSex">>

<img src="Images/Classroom.jpg" height=400px> //RIIIIIIING// And that's the bell. Detention is over. You missed your chance. Damn it, you were so close! What the hell did you do wrong? At least you were able to "confiscate" the weed before Chase left. Some Weed was added to your inventory. [[Back|Enter]]

<img src="Images/ChaseSex1.jpg" height=400px> You use your release inhibitions hack! Oh! Chase gasps and shifts in her chair. It's definitely doing something, but she seems to be resisting your hack. Maybe you should try using the hack again... <<set $inhibitcounter to 2>> <<set $hacklink to "ChaseSex2">>

<img src="Images/ChaseSex2.jpg" height=400px> You use your release inhibitions hack! Oh my Gosh! This is insane. You've activated the hack twice, and she's still holding out. Chase pulls her bible up close to her face. Please, Lord. Please give me the stregnth to resist my temptations Maybe you should try using the hack again... <<set $inhibitcounter to 2>> <<set $hacklink to "ChaseSex3">>

<img src="Images/ChaseSex3.png" height=400px> Alright. The gloves are coming off. You use the hack a third time and approach Chase. Sir! What are you doing, so...close to me. "Is everything okay Chase. You looked like you could use some help." Chase stares up into your eyes. She wants this so bad. [[This is it!]]

<img src="Images/ChaseSex1.gif" height=400px> Or so you thought! Chase tears herself away from you and kneels in prayer. No I mustn't give in! I must resist, for like God said in Corinthians 10:13: No temptation has overtaken you that is not common to man. God is faithful, and he will not let you be tempted- You've had just about enough of this. [[It's time you released her inhibitions your own way.]]

<img src="Images/ChaseSex2.gif" height=400px> You slap your dick right between the pages. [[That's fucking badass!]]

<img src="Images/ChaseSex3.jpg" height=400px> SIR WHAT ARE YOU DOING "I know you want this." I mean...I do but...NO! I don't...but...Aaaahaa... Now. Hit her with one final release inhibitions. <<set $inhibitcounter to 2>> <<set $hacklink to "ChaseSex4">>

<img src="Images/ChaseSex5.jpg" height=400px> Oh, fuck sir. Why does your cock have to be so huge? Chase's body has given in. I could taste it right? Just a quick taste. I-I feel like I need to know what it taste like... Yes! Come on...[[She's almost there...]]

<img src="Images/ChaseSex3.gif" height=400px> No! What am I saying! I've got to resist <<linkappend "Next">> <img src="Images/ChaseSex4.gif" height=400px> But-But...That cock looks so good. <<linkappend "Next">> <img src="Images/ChaseSex5.gif" height=400px> No! Please don't make me do this. Keep me away from that beautiful, delicious....Mmmph! Chase slams your cock into her throat. [[It's about time!]] <</linkappend>> <</linkappend>>

<img src="Images/Chase1.gif" height=400px> Fuck, I can't take it anymore! Bend me over and fuck me like the whore I am! [[With pleasure]]

<img src="Images/HW1.png" height=400px> You get ready to hand back yesterday's homework. You know, this could be a good opprotunity to //tamper with the grades.// *[[Do it!|ddidosoap]] *[[Nah|chapter one.]]

<img src="Images/Chase3.jpg" height=400px> <<if $smartchase == 3>> STUFF <<elseif $smartchase == 1>> Oh come on. Do you really expect me to let you get away with this shit again? "Excuse me?" Don't play dumb with me. I know your tampering with my homework to get me to fuck you. Damn. She's good. [["I don't know what you're talking about."]] <<elseif $smartchase == 0>> Before handing back the homework, you mark a few more "errors" in your students work. Really, sir? Chase seems like she might be on to your schemes, but she puts the tampered homework into her bag without any complaints. Satisfied with your meddling, you [[finish the class|School]] <<set $smartchase to 1>> <</if>>

<img src="Images/Chase3.jpg" height=400px> Let's just cut the bullshit, alright. Chase, Chase? Could you give us a minute? The other Chases leave the room. "You can't just dismiss my students." "Your students?" You make me sick. No one as idiotic should be calling ANYONE their students. It seems like Chase really puts a lot of stock in her intelligence. Maybe you can use this to your advantage. "I don't know Chase. Something tells me you're just upset that you're finally being taught by [[someone smarter than you.]]"

<img src="Images/Chase3.jpg" height=400px> Chase laughs. Smarter than me? Don't be ridiculous! No one is smarter than me. "Perhaps you'd like to put that to the test then?" Do you seriously think you could outsmart me in a test of wit? Fine, I'm willing to put it too the test. "Okay great...but how are we going to test our wit?" I've got just the thing. Follow me. [[You've got a bad feeling about this.]]

<img src="Images/Field.jpg" height=400px> Chase leads you to a field behind the school. "Chase, what are we doing out here?" You'll see in a moment. Turn around smart guy. [[Turn around]]

Oh God! <img src="Images/ChaseField.jpg" height=400px> So! You want to have a battle of wits? Chase has completely transformed. She's now in the body of...a man? What the hell is going on here, and- "Who the hell is that?" Chase turns the blindfolded girl next to her. Oh her? Don't worry about her, she was just too hard to crop out. [["Okay..."]]

<img src="Images/ChaseField.jpg" height=400px> I suppose it's safe to assume you don't know the rules to a battle of wits. "No, I guess I don't" It's simple. Before me are two glasses of wine. When I turn my back, you shall place this inside one of the glasses. Chase hands you a small vial of <<linkappend powder.>> <img src="Images/Powder.jpg" height=200><</linkappend>> [["What's this?"]]

<img src="Images/ChaseField.jpg" height=400px> Iocane powder. Oderless, tasteless, dissolves instantly in liquid, and is among the more deadly poisons known to man. Wait, did she say, deadly? "I didn't know we were battling to the death!" It's not a battle of wits unless death is on the line! Surely you're not afraid, are you? Shit, maybe this is too much... *"On second thought [[maybe I should back out|Enter]]." *What do you have to lose? [["Bring it, lady."]]

<img src="Images/Glasses.jpg" height=400px> Excellent. Now, I will turn my back to you. Choose one of the glasses to poison. Let's see if you're able to fool me. It's do or die time. Do you: *[[Poison the right glass.]] *[[Poison the left glass.]]

<img src="Images/ChaseField.jpg" height=400px> Tell Chase to turn around. It's done. Hmm. Chase thinks silently for a long time. Is she hoping you'll give something away? I've solved it! The poison is in the left glass! Ha! Yes, you've won! But wait, something's up. Chase is staring behind you petrified. Sir! Look behind you, it's Thanos! Yeah right. Does she honestly expect you to believe that [[Thanos|rightthan]] is behind you?

<img src="Images/ChaseField.jpg" height=400px> Tell Chase to turn around. It's done. Hmm. Chase thinks silently for a long time. Is she hoping you'll give something away? I've solved it! The poison is in the right glass! Ha! Yes, you've won! But wait, something's up. Chase is staring behind you petrified. Sir! Look behind you, it's Thanos! Yeah right. Does she honestly expect you to believe that [[Thanos|Leftthan]] is behind you?

HOLY SHIT! <img src="Images/Thanos.jpg" height=400px> It's fucking Thanos! "Thanos! Is that really you?" You know it brother. Thanos gives you a <<linkappend fistbump.>> <img src="Images/InfinityFistBump.jpg" height=200px><</linkappend>> "Dude Thanos, [[I haven't seen you in forever.|Lefttwo]]"

<img src="Images/Thanos.jpg" height=400px> You're right. You haven't. We totally need to hang sometime. Actually, are you free now? "Shit man, I'm not actually. I'm kinda in the middle of something here." Damn. That's alright. I'll hit you up the next time I'm free. "For sure man, for sure." Alright. See ya later bro. [["See ya."|Leftthree]]

<img src="Images/ChaseField.jpg" height=400px> You turn back to Chase. You ready to drink? "You're damn right I am!" Chase picks up the right glass, and drinks it down. You drink the left one. You've got her now. After all that iocane powder she'll drop dead any second. Hey, wait a minute, weren't you trying to fuck her? Why did you agree to a contest that ends with one of you dead? Also, is it possible that Chase switched the position of the glasses while your back was turned? You wouldn't think it, but all of a sudden [[your head feeling really light...|Injured]]

HOLY SHIT! <img src="Images/Thanos.jpg" height=400px> It's fucking Thanos! "Thanos! Is that really you?" You know it brother. Thanos gives you a <<linkappend fistbump.>> <img src="Images/InfinityFistBump.jpg" height=200px><</linkappend>> "Dude Thanos, [[I haven't seen you in forever.|righttwo]]"

<img src="Images/Thanos.jpg" height=400px> You're right. You haven't. We totally need to hang sometime. Actually, are you free now? "Shit man, I'm not actually. I'm kinda in the middle of something here." Damn. That's alright. I'll hit you up the next time I'm free. "For sure man, for sure." Alright. See ya later bro. [["See ya."|rightthree]]

<img src="Images/ChaseField.jpg" height=400px> <<set $smartchase to 2>> You turn back to Chase. You ready to drink? "You're damn right I am!" Chase picks up the left glass, and drinks it down. You drink the right one. You've got her now. After all that iocane powder she'll drop dead any second. Hey, wait a minute, weren't you trying to fuck her? Why did you agree to a contest that ends with one of you dead? Also, is it possible that Chase switched the position of the glasses while your back was turned? You wouldn't think it, but all of a sudden [[your head feeling really light...|Injured]]

[[Next|aoidoisjoijp]]

Slowly, painfully, you come too. Your blurry vision finally foccusses itself on- <<if $hasvaccine==false>> <img src="Images/NurseBend1.jpg" height=400px> Oh no! You must've died and gone to heaven. What's this babe doing leaning over your bed. Oh finally. You're awake. [["Am I dead?"|aks;]] <<else>> <img src="Images/NurseBend2.jpg" height=400px> Woah! Are those the Doc's tis? Hey? What are you staring at? [[Next|ddkkkdk]] <</if>>

[[Next|adsjofiasjd]]

<img src="Images/Nurse.jpg" height=400px> I would hope not. That'd be a lousy way to pay me back for the hours I had to spend operating on you. "Wait, this is a hospital, so your a-" Doctor. Yeah. Sorry I don't dress like it. I figure I get the job done and that's what matters. "Well, I'm certainly not complaining." Good, now let's get you outta here. [["I'm leaving?"|alk;sjdf;]]

<img src="Images/Nurse.jpg" height=400px> No rest for the wicked I'm afraid. We've got to make room for other patients. You stand up, you feel surprisingly unfazed considering what you just went through. "Alright well thanks for everything." For sure. Also, take this. [["What's this?"|aodoiioio]]

<img src="Images/Vaccine.jpg" height=400px> It's a tuberculosis vaccine. Don't ask. They make us give them to every first time patient. "Okay then." A Tuberculosis Vaccine was added to your inventory. [[Back|Hospital]] <<set $hospital to 1>> <<set $hasvaccine to true>>

<img src="Images/Hospital.jpg" height=400px> The Local Hospital. They'll patch you up whenever your hurt. [[Enter|InnerHospital]] Go to: *[[Park]]

<img src="Images/InnerHospital.jpg" height=400px> The Hospital Lobby. A [[Doctor]] is here. [[Go Back|Hospital]]

<img src="Images/Chase3.jpg" height=400px> Ha! You really think you can beat me? Fine. I'll face you again. [[Outside]]

<img src="Images/ChaseField.jpg" height=400px> Once again Chase disguises herself and grabs that blindfolded girl from out of nowhere. Alright then, two glasses of wine. You can choose which to poison. Again with the poison. Even if you win, Chase is just going to die. If only you had something more useful to put in the glasses. <<if true>>*[[Poison the left]] <</if>><<if true>>*[[Poison the right]] <</if>><<if $hasaphrodisiac>>*[[Put aphrodisiac powder in BOTH!!]] <</if>>

<img src="Images/ChaseField.jpg" height=400px> Once again Chase ponders the cups. Then she speaks. I choose the right cup. Haha! Wrong again. Now all you have to do is make sure Chase doesn't switch the cups again, and your victory is assured. Bro, is that you? [["Don't tell me."|Thanossleft]]

<img src="Images/ChaseField.jpg" height=400px> Once again Chase ponders the cups. Then she speaks. I choose the left cup. Haha! Wrong again. Now all you have to do is make sure Chase doesn't switch the cups again, and your victory is assured. Bro, is that you? [["Don't tell me."|Thanosslefast]]

<img src="Images/ChaseField.jpg" height=400px> Chase deliberates, then finally she decides. I choose the glass on the left. Quick look behind you! It's always the same with this woman. You look behind you, nothing's there. You know Chase is probably switching the glasses around behind your back, but you put aphrodisiac in both. She can't win this round. Oh, I, well...I thought I saw something. No matter. Let's drink. [[Drink]]

<img src="Images/Thanos.jpg" height=400px> "Thanos! What are you doing here?" I don't know bro. I was just like, on a walk, and then here you are! Thanos gives you a <<linkappend fistbump.>> <img src="Images/InfinityFistBump.jpg" height=200px><</linkappend>> "Wow. Crazy how you keep bumping into me at the most inconvinient moments." I know bro. Crazy. I can see that you're busy, so I'll leave you to it. But I just had to say hey to my main man before I left. [[Thanks Thanos|Thanossleft2]]

<img src="Images/ChaseField.jpg" height=400px> Alright here. We go. Chase downs the right cup. You down the left. This time, you've got her. This time for sure! Just so long as she didn't switch the glasses behind your back again when you were talking to Thanos. But there's no way that happened, she wouldn't try that again... Fuck. Shit. You can already tell that she did. You feel that same lightheadedness coming on again. [[Fucking Thanos!|Injured]]

<img src="Images/Thanos.jpg" height=400px> "Thanos! What are you doing here?" I don't know bro. I was just like, on a walk, and then here you are! Thanos gives you a <<linkappend fistbump.>> <img src="Images/InfinityFistBump.jpg" height=200px><</linkappend>> "Wow. Crazy how you keep bumping into me at the most inconvinient moments." I know bro. Crazy. I can see that you're busy, so I'll leave you to it. But I just had to say hey to my main man before I left. [[Thanks Thanos|Thanosslesaft2]]

<img src="Images/ChaseField.jpg" height=400px> Alright here. We go. Chase downs the right cup. You down the left. This time, you've got her. This time for sure! Just so long as she didn't switch the glasses behind your back again when you were talking to Thanos. But there's no way that happened, she wouldn't try that again... Fuck. Shit. You can already tell that she did. You feel that same lightheadedness coming on again. [[Fucking Thanos!|Injured]]

<img src="Images/Nurse.jpg" height=400px> "Sorry Doc, I must have been seeing things." Well unless you're still seeing things, you're gonna have to get out of here. We got more patients to tend to. Fuck, [[Again?|Hospital]]

You try to enter the premium section, but the doors are locked! <img src="Images/GymsClosed.png" height=400px> "What the hell" There's a [[note on the door.]]

<img src="Images/GymsClosed.png" height=400px> //Premium section is reserved for member of the World's Strongest Men Coalition. If you are a member, please scan your Strongman Badge now.// <<if $hasbadge>>[[Scan your badge]] [[Back|Inner Gym]] <<else>>Fuck! World's Strongest Men Coalition? What the fuck is that? Looks like you'll need to get one of these "badges" if you want to get in here. [[Back|Inner Gym]] <</if>>

<<if $mandy == 0>><img src="Images/Mandy.jpg" height=400px> You walk into the premium section of the gym. It's a lot like the regular section of the gym only there's a different girl in here. [[Say hello.]] <<else>><img src="Images/Gym.jpg" height=400px> Looks like Mandy's gone. Not much left to do here. [[Back|Inner Gym]] <</if>>

<img src="Images/BasketBall.jpg" height=400px> <<if $sportchase == 0>> "Hey Chase! What are you up to?" Even though basketball practice is over for the day, I still felt like practicing some shots on my own. <<if $locker > 0>>That's good. [[Want some help?]] <<else>>[[Good for you|Park]]<</if>> <<else>> Back again? Listen I'm trying to practice here, so unless you want another shot at those Baskeball problems, I'd appreciate it if you left me be. [[Give me another shot at those math problems!|a;ldskfja]] [[Sorry|Park]] <</if>>

<img src="Images/BasketBall.jpg" height=400px> Chase frowns. Chase warned me you'd pull something like this. You just want to help me so that you can fuck me. "What! That's not true, Coach Amy asked me to try and help you with your shots." Chase eyes you skeptically. Coach Amy, huh? Why would she ask you to help me? Are you like, good at basketball or something? You thought this was going to be a problem. Looks like you can either: *[[Lie]] and pretend you're good at basketball. *[[Admit defeat|Park]]

<img src="Images/BasketBall.jpg" height=400px> Alright then. Let's see you prove it. Chase hands you a piece of paper. "What's this?" This should be easy for basketball expert like you. Look at the [[paper.|a;ldskfja]]

<img src="Images/Problem1.jpg" height=400px> <<if $sportchase == 0>> Wait a second, what is this? <</if>>//If Chase needs to throw a basketball so that the path of the ball follows the curve of y=-x(x-3) at what point will the ball hit the ground?// So it's an algebra problem huh? A lesser man would open up a new tab in their browser and type this equation into www.desmos.com/calculator and see where the graph intersects the x axis, but you're better than that. In fact, you already know the answer, it's: <<textbox "$answer" "">> [[Submit|Problem2]]

<img src="Images/Basketball.jpg" height=400px> <<if $answer == 3>> Chase nods. So maybe you're okay at basketball. But I'm still not convinced you're good enough to train me. [[Chase hands you another sheet of paper.]] <<else>> Chase scoffs. Chase was right about you, you are dumb as as a doornail. Damn. Couldn't even solve a 9th grade algebra problem. [[You turn away from Chase in shame.|Park]] <<set $sportchase to 1>> <</if>>

<img src="Images/Problem2.jpg" height=400px> //If Chase needs to throw a basketball so that the path of the ball follows the curve of y=-0.5x^2+5x-8 at what point will the ball hit the ground?// Another algebra problem huh? Ha! This is a joke. You could solve thise problem with your eyes closed. Hell, you're so god damn good at algebra you could solve it faster than somebody who opened a new tab and went to www.desmos.com/calculator to see where the graph intersects the x axis,. You're literally an algebra god. In a matter of seconds you factor that motherfucker and give Chase your answer: <<textbox "$answer" "">> [[Submit|Problem3]]

<img src="Images/Basketball.jpg" height=400px> <<if $answer == 8>> Chase nods. Alright, I'll admit it. You're a lot smarter than I gave you credit for. Let me just quiz you one more time, and I'll be convinced. [[Chase hands you another sheet of paper.|99380]] <<else>> Chase scoffs. Chase was right about you, you are dumb as as a doornail. Damn. Couldn't even solve a 10th grade algebra problem. [[You turn away from Chase in shame.|Park]] <<set $sportchase to 1>> <</if>>

<img src="Images/Problem3.jpg" height=400px> //If Chase needs to throw a basketball so that the path of the ball follows the curve of y=(0.2x^3-0.3x^2+0.1)(-0.1x^5+0.4x^2+4)+0.3 at what point will the ball hit the ground?// Okay. What the fuck. Why does she just have 8th degree polynomial equations on her. How the fuck is anybody supposed to do this? Alright, just stay calm. You can do this. You know about math and stuff. Yeah this will be easy... Just whatever you do, don't click [[this link|https://tinyurl.com/2fcpre6]] to go to www.desmos.com/calculator and copy and paste the equation into the calculator! Do anything but that. Above all, don't look at where the graph intersects with the x axis to get your answer. Don't be a bitch. You can do this. <<textbox "$answer" "">> [[Submit|end]]

<img src="Images/Basketball.jpg" height=400px> <<if $answer == 2.3 || $answer == 2,3>> Chase stares at your answer. Wow, you actually got it right. I don't believe it. You can't help but smile to yourself. She's right, it is impressive. How many people could actually solve an 8th degree polynomial without using a graphing calculator at www.desmos/caluculator? Your math skills are truly a feat worth marveling at. You must //really// want to fuck me. [["What?"|9dojdjosioj]] <<else>> Chase scoffs. Chase was right about you, you are dumb as as a doornail. "A basketball shot goes up and then down. It's not even possible to throw a basketball along that curve." That's funny, because I don't see how that's my problem. Damn. Looks like you have nothing left to do but [[accept defeat|Park]] <<set $sportchase to 1>> <</if>>

<img src="Images/Basketball.jpg" height=400px> "I thought I was proving to you that I was good basketball coach." Come on, you don't seriously think math problems are a good way to test your baskeball ability. Well now that she mentions it, it was a bit strange. I was just trying to embarrass you with the math problems I keep in my purse. But you actually solved it. You went through the hard, no shortcut, paper and pencil drudgery of that 8th degree polynomial. You definitely did that. I just can't believe it. Nobody has ever gone through that much work to fuck me. [["Really?"]]

<img src="Images/Basketball.jpg" height=400px> Yeah I mean, everybody always says. "I wanna fuck Chase," or "I wanna fuck Chase," but no one ever says, "I wanna fuck Chase!" You wonder if the dev has realized how unfunny the "They're all named Chase" joke is yet. "Well, what can I say, I wanna fuck Chase." Well damn. You know what, that's actually really cool, and I do need a break from all this shot practice. What do you say sir? Feel like inviting me home? [["Do I ever!"|Chase Sex]]

<img src="Images/Sport1.gif" height=400px> You head back to your place. Chase strips down and goes to work on your cock. [[Nice!|Chasdase Sex]]

<img src="Images/Dumpster3.jpg" height=400px> You check for the pink dumbell. No luck. Not really sure what you were expecting checking the dumpster that's literally one screen away from where you got the quest. <<set $schooldumpster to 1>> <<if $gymdumpster == 1 && $shopdumpster == 1>>[[Back|EVENT!]] <<else>>[[Back|School]] <</if>>

<img src="Images/Aurora.jpg" height=400px> You're just about to leave when, to your surprise, you notice Aurora standing behind you. "Aurora! What are you doing here?" I was about to ask you the same thing. What are you doing looking through dumpsters? You explain the "lucky dumbell" situation to her. You should try looking through the dumpsters in the alley. There's always a bunch of key items in there. [["There are dumpster in the alley?"]]

<img src="Images/Dumpster2.jpg" height=400px> You check for the pink dumbell. Nothing. <<set $pooldumpster to 1>> <<if $schooldumpster == 1 && $shopdumpster == 1 >>[[Back|EVENT!]] <<else>>[[Back|Pool]] <</if>>

<img src="Images/Dumpster1.jpg" height=400px> You check for the pink dumbell. Nothing. <<set $shopdumpster to 1>> <<if $schooldumpster == 1 && $pooldumpster == 1 >>[[Back|EVENT!]] <<else>>[[Back|Shops]] <</if>>

<img src="Images/Aurora.jpg" height=400px> Yeah. Here, I'll show you where to look. Aurora takes you back to the alley, and sure enough, there they are. Dumpsters from as far as the eye can see. How did you miss these earlier? Well, anyways, there's probably a good chance that the dumbell is here...actually, wait-[[There it is!]]

<img src="Images/Dumbell.jpg" height=400px> Finally! You made it. Your long journey has come to an end. You reach out to grab the dumbell when suddenly- Hey you. Hold it! There's somebody behind you. [[Turn around|idoijoa]]

<img src="Images/Cop.jpg" height=400px> I got you now motherfucker. Dumpster diving is a federal offence! Put your hands where I can see them! Holy shit, it's a babe-I mean-it's a cop! Fuck, you better do something. *[[Cooperate with the officer.]] *[[Try and talk your way out of it.]] *[["I'm not going back to jail!!!"]] <<set $rubble to 20001>>

<img src="Images/Cop.jpg" height=400px> "I'm sorry-" I don't want to see and apology. I want to see you put your FUCKING HANDS in the FUCKING AIR like you FUCKING JUST DON'T CARE. You put your hands in the air like you just don't care. Alright good. Now, I want you to listen to me motherfucker. If you take one goddam step towards me, I'm gonna fucking blast ya, ya hear? Blast ya. Do I make myself clear? [["Crystal."]]

<img src="Images/Cop.jpg" height=400px> "Listen lady, I know what this looks like, but you gotta understand, I'm not dumpster diving. In fact, I was throwing out trash." Thowing out trash in a private dumpster is //also// a federal offense. "I know but-" The cop shoots you six times in the chest. [[What the fuck?|Injured]]

<img src="Images/Cop.jpg" height=400px> You grab an AK-47 off of the ground and open fire. Shit! The Cop ducks for cover. You keep on shooting. "You'll never take me alive copper!" You keep your finger on the trigger. Bullets bounce off of the metal and used condoms that the cop is using for cover like hail on a windsield. //Click. Click.// Aw fuck. Out of ammo? Already? Fuck. Fuck! [[Gotta think fast.]]

<img src="Images/Cop.jpg" height=400px> That's good. Internal affairs keeps telling me I need to work on my clarity. Now put your hands behind your head and approach the vehical. The Cop gestures towards her cop car parked a few feet away. You take a step towards it and- What the fuck dude! I JUST said not another step. Didn't I say that? I said "Not another step, or I fucking blast ya!" Were you NOT listening? "I know, but you just said-" The cop shoots you six times in the chest. [[What the fuck?|Injured]]

<img src="Images/Cop.jpg" height=400px> The Cop jumps out from behind her cover and draws her weapon. Say your prayers motherfucker! "Fuck!" You pick up a second AK-47 off of the ground and take aim. "You'll never take me alive-" //BANG!// The Cop unloads a round straight into your chest. Damn. She's good. Not everyday you meet a woman who can shoot you before you have a chance to- //BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!// [[Oh, fuck|Injured]]

<img src="Images/Dumbell.jpg" height=400px> Alright. Here we go. Final stretch. Just gotta grab the thing and get out of here. [[Grab the thing.]]

<img src="Images/Dumbell.jpg" height=400px> You grab the dumbell. Finally. You pull it out and... Hold it right there, punk! Put your hands in the air and turn around slow. Aw fuck. [[Not again!]]

You turn around to face your foe. Ready for the fight of your life... <img src="Images/Aurora.jpg" height=400px> Woah, calm down MC, it's just me. It's...Aurora. But- "You sounded just like the Cop!" I know, I altered my voice so that I'd sound pink. Cool trick huh? [[It's a decent trick.]]

<img src="Images/Aurora.jpg" height=400px> Anyways, I gotta get going, good luck fucking whoever it is you're trying to fuck. "Thanks Aurora." A "Lucky Dumbell" was added to your inventory. [[About time.|Alley]] <<set $rubble to 50000>>

<img src="Images/Mandy.jpg" height=400px> The girl notices you, she looks surprised. Oh hey there. You lost? "Lost? Why would I be lost?" This is the premium gym. You have to be verified by the WSMC to get in here. [[Show her your badge.]]

<img src="Images/Mandy.jpg" height=400px> Now she looks really surprised. Oh damn, this is the real thing. You must really know how to pack that muscle in. I never would've guessed you were a part of the society from just looking at you. Ouch. Hey! Don't take it the wrong way, I'm actually glad to have the company. It gets lonely down here all by myself. Actually, do you think you'd like to work out with me? I could use someone to help spot me while I squat. [["Sure"|ajiodjpasd]]

<img src="Images/Powder2.jpg" height=400px> The girl hands you container of powder. "What's this?" Protien powder. Mix it up with water and make yourself a shake. We don't want you protien deprived now do we? "I don't have a water bottle." There's some on the shelf over there, premium section has you coverd. Mix me up one too will ya? I haven't had mine today. [[Make the shake.]]

<img src="Images/Shake.jpg" height=400px> You make the protien shakes. Thanks! The girl downs the shake in one gulp, you try your best to do the same. Ahh, I love a good protien shake! Now we should... The girl trails off. [[Something's up.]]

<img src="Images/Mandy.jpg" height=400px> "Are you okay?" I think so, it's just...all of a sudden I feel kinda funny, like... "Horny?" Yes! I'm actually feeling really horny right now, how did you know? [["Wild guess."]]

<img src="Images/Mandy.jpg" height=400px> The girl rushes back over to the can of protien powder. Oh fuck. What-how-How did this happen? "What's going on." There's some sort of a mistake! That wasn't protien powder, it was an aphrodisiac! Huh, that would explain why your dick just ripped through your pants. Though you figured that was just regular porn game stuff. [["What do we do?"]]

<img src="Images/Mandy.jpg" height=400px> There's only one thing we can do. We need to fuck, right now. There's no time to waste. The girl rips off your clothes and graps your dick. "I feel a blowjob coming on." Blowjob? Are you crazy! I need that dick inside me now. NOW! [[Oblige]]

<img src="Images/Gym1.gif" height=400px> The girl slams her ass down on your cock. It's incredibly satisfying. Fuck me! This isn't satisfying at all. I need more! I think you need to fuck my ass! [[Can't say no to that]]

<img src="Images/Gym2.gif" height=400px> Oh yes! That's it! That's just what I need. God, don't stop. [[Let her take control]]

<img src="Images/Gym3.gif" height=400px> Shit. That aphrodisiac is really making this difficult to hold back. "Hey, uh, gym girl, I don't know if-" It's fine, I know. I've already cum 4 times. You can cum on my face if you need to. [[Alright!]]

<img src="Images/Gym4.gif" height=400px> Boom Shakalaka. [[Next|aCan't say no to that]]

<img src="Images/Mandy.jpg" height=400px> The girl cleans herself back up. Fuck, that was enough workout for a lifetime! I think I'm gonna need to head home and rest. "Hey, before you go, are you doing anything with that aphrodisiac powder?" You want this? I was going to throw it away. "Let me throw it away for you. I'm, uh, really good at throwing things away." ... [[She's not buying it.]]

<img src="Images/Mandy.jpg" height=400px> "Like seriously, I used to work as a trashman. They called me King of Trash in highschool. It's criminal for you to try and throw that away yourself- Look, I'm just gonna stop you there. Truth is I still feel bad about mixing up the powder in the first place. So as long as this makes us cool, I'll let you have it. Aphrodisiac Powder was added to your Inventory. Nice! There's no way that doesn't come in handy. [[Head back|Inner Gym]] <<set $mandy to 1>> <<set $BP += 1>> <<set $hasaphrodisiac to true>>

<img src="Images/ChaseField.jpg" height=400px> Chase downs her glass. She breaks out into a guffaw. "What's so funny?" I just, I can't believe it. You fell for it again. Every time you turn around I switch the glasses around. That way you always end up drinking poison. "That's strange, I don't feel sick in the slightest." Chase smirk falls straight off of her face. You lousy pervert! What did you do! [[Next|iooaisdjfoij]]

<img src="Images/ChaseField.jpg" height=400px> Oh fuck! Chase falls to her knees, her hands running inside her pants, desperately trying to please herself. Oh no! This-This is an aphrodisiac! You put an aphrodisiac in the glasses! "You're damn right I did." You're so cool. Oh fuck, you-you actually outsmarted me, I've never been outsmarted before. Getting outsmarted...it's...actually kinda hot! [[Aw Shit!|iooaadsfisdjfoij]]

<img src="Images/Ch1.jpg" height=400px> You don't know whether it's the aphrodisiac or just the fact that you outsmarted her, but in a few seconds Chase is out of her costume and on your cock. [[Fuck yeah!|iasdooaadsfisdjfoij]]

<img src="Images/Ch2.jpg" height=400px> Oh yes fuck me! Things are going quite well. [[Next|iasdooaadsfissdjfoij]]

<img src="Images/Ch3.jpg" height=400px> You turn Chase over. Aw yeah, this is so amazing! [[It is|iasadooaadsfisdjfoij]]

<img src="Images/Ch4.jpg" height=400px> Wait a minute, hold on. Weren't we just in a field? [["So?"|iasadooaadsfiasdjfoij]]

<img src="Images/Ch5.jpg" height=400px> So that doesn't bother you? How did we get to this bed? What's going on? Chase is really freaking out. This probably isn't the best time to break it too her that she's an NPC in a porn game. Just say anything other than that and you should be good. [[Hmmm|iasadooaadsfisdjfaoij]]

<img src="Images/Ch6.jpg" height=400px> "You're an NPC in a porn game." GOD DAMN IT! What? "None of this is real. I'm trapped in a simulation, and the only way out is for me to fuck babes like you." Chase starts having a panic attack on your cock [[This could not be going worse|iasadooaadsfiasdfsdjfoij]]

<img src="Images/Ch7.jpg" height=400px> "Please, Chase, try and keep calm. It's not that big a deal- YES! YES YES YES! Oh shit, maybe it's not a panic attack. [["Are you good?"|iasadooaadsfiasdfasdfsdjfoij]]

<img src="Images/Ch8.jpg" height=400px> I fucking knew it! I've been telling Chase and Chase for //months// now! I knew we were in a porn game! YES! YESSS! I knew I was right and they were wrong! "Well, I'm glad you're finally vindicated." Me too, now cum on my face so I can go rub it in their stupid faces! [["Whatever you say."|iasadooaadsfiasdfasadfsdjfoij]]

<img src="Images/Ch10.jpg" height=400px> I'm a genius. [[You sure are.|School]] Aphrodisiac Powder was removed from your Inventory. <<set $BP += 1>> <<set $smartchase to 3>>

<img src="Images/MooreGym.jpg" height=400px> Well, I certainly don't want to let that work go to waste! You found my luck dumbell! You know what that means don't you? "We fuck now?" Of course not, silly! Now you get to look for my lucky barbell! I think you can find it somwhere near the Shops. [["Are you fucking kidding me?"]]

Tee hee! Of course I am silly. Now give me your cock! <img src="Images/Rubble1.gif" height=400px> [[Next|jaiopdufapoi]]

<img src="Images/Rubble2.gif" height=400px> Say? Do you know if this bench is clean? [["Why do you ask?"|jaiopdufasdapadfoi]]

<img src="Images/Rubble3.gif" height=400px> It's just, it'd be nice to know I'm not fucking on a dirty bench. "Hm...Well, if you're really concerned about it, I bet we could think of a few ways to clean it off." How? Oh, no. You're about to say it aren't you. Oh man, please for the love of god don't do it. Don't say what you're about to say. [[Next|3jaiopdufasdapadfoi]]

"LET'S CLEAN IT WITH CUM!!" <img src="Images/Rubble4.gif" height=400px> Why do you always do this? [[Finish up.|3jaiopduasfasdapadfoi]]

<img src="Images/AlliGym.jpg" height=400px> You put your clothes back on. Alli comes over and gives you a <<linkappend "high five">> <img src="Images/HighFive.png" height=225px><</linkappend>> Nice work bro, you put on quite a show there. "Thanks." Anytime. Anyways, I'm just about done with my workout. I'll catch you back at the House. *[["See ya"|Inner Gym]] <<set $BP +=1>> <<set $Allistate to "Post Gym">>

Wincest Patch: A wise man once said, "Incest is Wincest." Only you can't have incest in your game if you wanna be funded on Patreon. This patch will hack into the games inner-most data and change Alli from you Sister to your Step-Sister. Unless I think of something funnier for the hack to do before then. Buy it? (1000 Babe Points) *Let's do it! (Not enought Babe Points!) Damn. That's one expensive hack. I wonder if the dev has a goal over on Patreon to lower the cost. Might be worth a look... [[Back|Your Room]]

Great. Now lean up against the slide so I can give you a titjob. <img src="Images/Kagney1.gif" height=400px> Wow, look at that you really are in a weird blow up pool thing. [[Next|alsdjfoiajsdo]]

<img src="Images/Kagney2.gif" height=400px> You know, part of you really wants to complain about this. Like, the dev managed to find an image of this porn actress at a public pool. How come they weren't able to pirate a porn video of that actress at the pool? [[Next|aasflsdjfoiajsdo]]

<img src="Images/Kagney3.gif" height=400px> But, as much as you want to complain about the continuity errors, you realize that if it's frustrating //for you// that the dev couldn't find the porn video they wanted, it was probably ''//really frustrating//'' for the dev not to be able to find that video. The dev was probably up all night driving themselves up the wall, "Why the fuck can't I find the video of this chick having sex in a public pool? Why? WHYYY!" On second thought, you're just happy you get to have sex with this chick in the first place, and all you have to worry about is- Hey, aren't you paying attention? [[''Sorry''|aasflsdjfoasdiajsdo]]

<img src="Images/Kagney4.gif" height=400px> Man. You really gotta stop doing that. [[Back|Inner Pool]] <<set $BP += 1>> <<set $poolgirl to 3>>

<img src="Images/Lifeguard2.gif" height=400px> Not good enough Sign Avenger! I need your hands on my body! [["On it."|ioapodijn3em,asdfd.]]

<img src="Images/Lifeguard3.gif" height=400px> Oh yes! Choke me with your avenging hands! [[Well, if she wants it rough.|ioapodafdijn3em,asdfd.]]

<img src="Images/Lifeguard4.gif" height=400px> MMMM yess!!! [[Cum|ioapodafdijn3em,asdasdffd.]]

<img src="Images/Lifeguard5.gif" height=400px> Word to your mother. [[Nice|Inner Pool]] <<set $lifeguard to 4>> <<set $BP += 1>>

<img src="Images/Sport2.gif" height=400px> Mmm, you like that? "Do I ever!" Good, now put it inside me. [[You got it!!|aChasdase Sex]]

<img src="Images/Sport3.gif" height=400px> Oh yes! Your cock is amazing. Do you think you could put it in my ass? [[I'll do my best!|aChasdassde Sex]]

<img src="Images/Sport1.jpg" height=400px> 'A picture is worth a thousand words' -Joe Biden. [[Next|aCashasdase Sex]]

<img src="Images/Sport4.gif" height=400px> You gona cum for me Sir? [[You know it!|aChasdaseasd Sex]]

<img src="Images/Sport2.jpg" height=400px> 'I just came on a bitch' -Also Joe Biden. [[Finish up|aCashasdaasdfse Sex]]

<img src="Images/Room.jpg" height=400px> Chase goes to the bathroom to get dressed. You take a moment to relax. You know, it's great that you got laid, but it would've been nice if you could've actually helped Chase with her basketball game. Maybe I can be of assistance. [["What's that? Who's there?"]]

<img src="Images/Wayne.jpg" height=400px> Hey, don't worry man. It's just me, Wayne Gretzky. The greatest hockey player of all time. Did I hear you think about helping someone improve their sports skills? Chase comes out of the bathroom. Oh my gosh! Wayne Gretzky! It's really you! I'm sure you get this a lot Sir, but I'm your biggest fan! [[Since when did he become sir?]]

<img src="Images/Wayne.jpg" height=400px> Hey, thanks, always happy to meet one of my fans. Now what going on with your sports training? It's my shots sir! I can't seem to make any of them. Well, that's no fun. Tell me, have you ever heard the phrase- "You miss 100 percent of the shots you don't take?" Yes sir, I have! It's my personal mantra. I repeat it to myself 20 times every night before I go to sleep. [[Next|aidooooooos]]

<img src="Images/Wayne.jpg" height=400px> That's just the thing. You do miss 100 percent of the shots you don't take. But there's something else you need to know. A secret only known to a select few super sportspeople. Oh tell me, tell me please! Wayne Gretzky leans in close to Chase and whispers the secret that singlehandedly won him 5 Stanley Cup championships. "You MAKE 100 percent of the shots you DON'T miss. There is silence, total silence, [[and then.|aadsfidooooasdfooos]]

<img src="Images/Wayne.jpg" height=400px> OH MY GOSH THAT'S IT THAT'S IT THAT'S FUCKING IT! Chase flies out the window. Ha! That oughta help her out with her game. "Gee, uh, thanks Wanye Gretzky." Anytime. Wayne Gretzky escapes through a hole in the ground that he spent the last 4 years digging up with a prison spoon. [[And that's that.|Your Room]] <<set $BP += 1>> <<set $sportchase to 2>> <<set $locker to 2>>

<img src="Images/Coach1.jpg" height=400px> You didn't think I would forget did you? Coach Amy starts sucking your cock. [[Nice!|a;dfoiiooioiiowe]]

<img src="Images/CoachFuck.gif" height=400px> Fuck yeah! This is great! "That it is." But you know what would make it better? "What?" Some fucking trains! [["Huh?"|a;asdfdfoiiooioiiowe]]

<img src="Images/LockerRoom.jpg" height=400px> Coach Amy leaps off your cock and takes off out the door. Choo Choo! All aboard the motherfucking Sex Express baby WHOOOO! You better [[follow her.]]

<img src="Images/Coach1.gif" height=400px> You Chase Amy across town. You eventually end up at some train tracks. Come on new guy. We got some fucking to do! She beckons you towards a car. [[Follow her.]]

<img src="Images/Coach2.gif" height=400px> Coach Amy hops into a car. Come on, hurry up! This one's empty. [[Hurry.]]

<img src="Images/Coach3.gif" height=400px> Coach Amy hops back down. Wait! I want you hard first. Nobody gets inside the Sex Express without a hard cock! [[No complaints here]]

<img src="Images/Coach4.gif" height=400px> Dick hardened, you enter the abandoned car. All aboard! Amy starts "Chugging" and "Chooing" on your cock. [[Okay then.]]

<img src="Images/Coach5.gif" height=400px> You switch positions. Oh my god, I fucking LOVE trains! Can you fucking believe we're in a train right now? "Well, you did take me across town to a train-" WHOOO YEAH, BABY! I'M FUCKING IN A TRAIN! Let's just [[cum|opo]] and get this over with.

<img src="Images/Coach6.gif" height=400px> An excellent nut. A veritable locamoative of a nut. Fuck, now she's even got you doing it. Head back to the [[Locker Room]]. <<set $locker to 3>> <<set $BP += 1>>

<img src="Images/Chase2.gif" height=400px> Oh yes, YES! Oh fuck my slut pussy. Oh yes Sir! Yes! Why did I ever think I was meant to be pure! Fuck the love of god right out of me! [[Next|ooooospsdsdssdfsdfsd]]

<img src="Images/Chase3.gif" height=400px> I want you to dirty me sir! I want you to break me! Destroy everything that I believe in with your big fat perfect cock! [[Cum|iooiooispqn,zl]]

<img src="Images/Chase4.gif" height=400px> Yess!! Chase seems quite pleased. [[Finsh up|iooiooispqsadn,zl]]

<img src="Images/Chase1.jpg" height=400px> Chase cleans herself off and gets dressed. Well Sir, I must be going now. Chase heads for the door. [["Chase, wait."]]

<img src="Images/Chase1.jpg" height=400px> What is it Sir? "I just wanted to say, please don't blame yourself or anything for what we just did. I'd hate it if you spent the next week crying over failing God or whatever..." Chase walks over and kisses you on the cheek. Don't be silly Sir. I'm SO over God. I'm going to find somebody else to fuck! I've gotta get a lot of practice in if I want to be a prostitute someday. Looks like some things never change. [["Good luck."|Class]] <<set $churchchase to 7>> <<set $BP += 1>>

<img src="Images/StartBanner.jpg" height=600> WELCOME TO BABEQUEST! This is Version 0.2. ''WARNING: This game contains graphic sexual content. All characters depicted in this game are fictitious and are at least 18 years of age. If you are under the age of 18 you MAY NOT play this game.'' [[I understand|Untitled Passage]]

<img src="Images/Dare1.png" height=400px> <<set $girlscout to 18>> What has a head, a tail, is brown, and has no legs? A <<textbox "$riddle1" "">> [[Submit|Riddle Results 3]] [[I give up|Park]]

<img src="Images/Dare1.png" height=400px> <<if $riddle1 == "penny" || $riddle1 == "Penny">> Yay! You got it! You know what that means! "The GIF sex scene I've been waiting for for the past three updates?" That's right, mister! The full monty. Time to show me what you got! [[Say no more!|Girl Scout Sex 3]] <<else>> Awww. You got it wrong. Don't give up Mister! I'm sure you'll guess it eventually. [[Go back|Park]] <</if>>

<img src="Images/DareBJ1.gif" height=400px> Ah, the blowjob from way back in update 0.1. Man, this brings you back. It's still got that low quality effect that the pornhub gif generater makes. [[On to the new stuff]]

<img src="Images/SouthSide.jpg" height=400px><<if $hassouthside>> <<if $hitler != 1 || random(5) != 5>> You're on South Street. Go To: *[[North Side|Pool]] *[[Cafe]] *[[Police Station]] *[[Beach]] <<else>> You step on to south street when <<linkappend "suddenly-">> "HOLY FUCK!" <img src="Images/CarCrash.gif" height=225px> A car hurtles toward you at lighting speed! [[Jump out of the way!]] <</linkappend>> <</if>> <<else>> The South Side of Town, unlocks access to The Beach, The Police Station, and much much more! Unlock it now? (Costs 3 Babe Points)<<if $BP > 2>> *[[Hell Yeah|buySouth]] *[[Maybe later|Pool]]<<else>> *Hell Yeah (Not enought Babe Points!) *[[Maybe later|Pool]] <</if>> <</if>>

South Side unlocked! [[Booyah!|South Side]] <<set $hassouthside to true>> <<set $BP += -3>>

<img src="Images/FastTravel.jpg" height=400px> FastTravel: Allows the user to tear open a portal in the spacetime contiuem, effectively teleporting to main map locations. Buy it? (1 Babe Point) <<if $BP > 0>> *[[Let's do it!|buyftravel]] *[[Not right now|Your Room]]<<else>> *Let's do it! (Not enought Babe Points!) *[[Not right now|Your Room]] <</if>>

Order Completed! Fast Travel has been added to your sidebar. Click on the sidebar in game to teleport to major locations on the map. [[Sweet!|Your Room]] <<set $hasftravel to true>> <<set $BP += -1>>

<img src="Images/AlliKitchen.jpg" height=400px> <<if $Roxannequest == "Quest 2">> What do you want? It doesn't look like Alli's talking to you right now. [[Damn|Home]] <<else>> Hey bro, what's up? "Nothing much." *[[Ask Alli if she wants to spend a little "sister-brother time" with you.]] *[[Don't.|Home]] <</if>>

<img src="Images/AlliKitchen.jpg" height=400px> Alli looks at you skeptically. Sister-brother time? "Yeah, you know, like we used to. Hang out...I don't know, like watch a movie or something." Alli thinks it over. [[Next|asdifjhaoisjdf]]

<img src="Images/AlliKitchen.jpg" height=400px> You know what? We are overdo for some sister-brother time. Let's do it! Right now! "Fine with me." Alli does a little victory jump. Yay! I'm so glad we're hanging out again! Let's celebrate over a glass of milk. [[A what now?]]

<img src="Images/AlliKitchen.jpg" height=400px> Some milk! Nothing says healthy sibling bonding like a freshly squeezed cow tit! Now where's the jug... Alli is looking at the fridge with considerable consternation. "Everything okay?" I don't know. Where's the milk? [["Aren't we out?"]]

<img src="Images/AlliKitchen.jpg" height=400px> What the fuck bro! I thought you said you were going to get milk! "I tried to, but they were out and there was this guy with a gun and-" And? You let a guy with a gun stop you from getting my milk? "...yes?" Unbelievable. Alli storms out of the room. Damn. Looks like you're back on the milk trail again. You could check by the supermarket again, but chances are nothing's changed there. Maybe you should ask Roxanne for some help. [[Back|Home]] <<set $Roxannequest to "Quest 2">>

<img src="Images/Roxanne.jpg" height=400px> Help? What would you need my help for? "It's my sister. I want to hang out with her but I don't think I can do that unless I can get some mil-MMPH!" From behind you a hand clasps itself over your mouth. Just say the word boss, I'll take care of him right now. [["Mmph!"]]

<img src="Images/Beach.jpg" height=400px> The beach. Hot suntanning babes as far as the eye can see. Go To: *[[South Street|South Side]] *[[Nudist Section]]

<img src="Images/PoliceStation.jpg" height=400px> The local arm of the law. [[Enter|InnerPol]] Go To: *[[South Street|South Side]] *[[Library]] *[[Comic Book Shop]]

<<if $nudist == 0>><img src="Images/Nudist.jpg" height=400px> A nudist section! Now that's more like it! [[Time to let loose!]] <<elseif $nudist == 1>><img src="Images/Lifeguard.jpg" height=400px> Not so fast! It's the Lifeguard, looks like she's standing watch on the nudist beach. [["Oh come on!"]] <<elseif $nudist < 5>><img src="Images/Lifeguard.jpg" height=400px> I already told you. Come back with a reccomendation, or don't come back at all. [[Go back|Beach]] <<elseif $nudist == 5>><img src="Images/Nudist.jpg" height=400px> The Nudist Beach. Good place to catch some sun, or [[spy on the ladies.]] [[Back|Beach]] <</if>>

<img src="Images/Nudist.jpg" height=400px> You rip off your trunks and raise your arms thrust your arms in the sky! Who knew it'd feel so liberating to finally rid yourself of your clothes? Without a moment to lose, you bound down the boardwalk and- //PFFFFEEEEEETT!// A whistle goes off straight in your ear. Who the hell- Hold it right there you scoundrel! [[What is it now?]]

<img src="Images/lifeguard.jpg" height=400px> Behind you stands a lifeguard. Actually it's the same lifeguard that works down at the pool. "Hey lifeguard! It's me, Sign Avenger!" Sign Avenger? What the hell are you talking about? I have no idea what you're talking about. "What do you mean? I helped you with your fetch quest down at the pool." I've never seen you before in my life. Now surrender at once or I will be forced to take drastic measures. Huh. It looks like either the Lifeguard is suffering from some sort of memory loss, or you unlocked the beach before you unlocked the pool and the dev was too lazy to write two different dialogue trees based on how far you've progressed. Either way, you should probably [[surrender]] before things get hairy.

<img src="Images/Cell.jpg" height=400px> You hold up your arms in surrender, the Lifeguard drags you to a cell located somewhere underneath the shack that sells boogie boards. "I'm sorry, but what exactly did I do wrong again? I'm pretty sure you're allowed to be naked at a nudist beach." You are being held under suspicion to conduct lewd activities on the nudist beach. "That's ridiculous!" Damn straight, all you were gonna do was strip. Now if one of those nudist girls //happened// to sit on your dick while you were suntanning... My instincts are never wrong. I'm going to be holding you here until I can build up a case against you. Try not to disturb the people buying boogie boards upstairs. The lifeguard leaves. [[Damn it!]]

<img src="Images/Cell.jpg" height=400px> Well, here you are. Locked in a cell again. Why is it that every chick you get involved with has one of these to hold you in? Guess you'd better start looking for a way out. Let's see. No windows, no conveniently drowsy guard, the bars are pratictly bolted shut. It's starting to look like you may actually have to wait for somebody to let you out. //BSHWIIIIING!!// [["What the fuck is that!?"]]

<img src="Images/Goddess.gif" height=400px> You watch in amazement as a tunnel of light pierces through the roof of the cell. "What the shit!" Better try to find something to hide behind. You might be able to form a barrier out of those discarded boogie boards if you move fast enough. Be calm mortal. Oh god. Now there's a [[voice coming out of the light.]]

<img src="Images/Angel.jpg" height=400px> The light fades away, revealing a beautiful pornsta-I mean, a beautiful angel. Don't worry mortal. I have come to free you from your prison. With a flick of her wrist the cell doors fly open. [["Who are you?"]]

<img src="Images/Angel.jpg" height=400px> I am Gianna Dior. I have been sent by the gods of this world to aid you in your quest. "The gods? Does that mean-" Yes, I was hand-selected by the almighty 3 dollar Patrons. "Oh, so patrons get to like, vote on a girl they want to see added to the game?" Yes. You should definitely go support the game on Patreon.com so that you can also decide which girls are added to the game. Wow that does sound cool. You should really consider doing that. [["Not a chance."]]

<img src="Images/Angel.jpg" height=400px> The angel looks dissapointed. I see how it is then. Well, if you won't reward me by supporting the game on Patreon, I hope that you'll consider fucking me. [["That was an option?"]]

Of course it is. What kind of porn angel would I be if you couldn't fuck me. <img src="Images/Angel1.gif" height=400px> The angel whips out your cock and start teasing it. [[Aw yeah!]]

<img src="Images/Angel2.gif" height=400px> She's lost both of her wings, and you're in a locker room apparently? I apologize for the change in scenery. As far as I know, Gianna Dior hasn't been filmed fucking in dungeon yet. Yeah, it's definitely not just because the dev was too lazy to find it. Would you prefer we fuck somewhere else? [["I don't see why not."]]

<img src="Images/Angel4.gif" height=400px> Kafuckin' boom. Now you're in a mansion. How you like them apples? Like it? When you're a spawn of the gods there's no need to limit yourself to just one porn scene. [[Next|;asdlfjioi]]

<img src="Images/Angel3.gif" height=400px> Hey, look at that, back in the locker room. Yes! Pound me! I want you to cum on my face. [["You got it!"|;lksdoiioens]]

<img src="Images/Angel5.gif" height=400px> Now that's a scene change you can get behind. [[Nice!|oijasijodsijodsijodsjoifdijod]]

<img src="Images/Room.jpg" height=400px> Hey, the angel dropped you off at your room. That was nice of her. Well, I have to get going. I'm pretty sure I've served my purpose as far as the plot is concerned. Good luck getting laid out there! [[Thanks|Your Room]] <<set $nudist to 1>> <<set $BP += 1>>

<img src="Images/Nurse.jpg" height=400px> You approach the Doctor. She's wearing next to nothing. Need something? [[Ask about her clothes, or lack thereof]] <<if $nudist == 2>>[[Ask for help getting into the nudist beach]]<</if>><<if $nudist == 4>>[[Tell her you dropped off the book]]<</if>> [[Go Back|InnerHospital]]

<img src="Images/Nurse.jpg" height=400px> The Doctor scoffs. Not this again. How many times to I have to explain it? I don't like wearing clothes, if I had it my way we'd all be naked all the time. My skills as a Doctor have nothing to do with how exposed my breasts are. "So it's a personal decision?" Of course it is. Are you planning on making that a problem? Honestly you were just curious, but from the way she's glaring at you maybe it's best that you just [[leave her be.|InnerHospital]]

<img src="Images/Nurse.jpg" height=400px> "Can I ask you a question?" Go ahead. "Do you ever visit the nudist beach in the south side of town?" Why? This view not enough for ya? "No, no, it's nothing like that. The lifeguard there says she won't let me in unless I can get a regular to vouch for me." [[Next|sifsiodfsjsdfjiofsdjoisd]]

<img src="Images/Lifeguard.jpg" height=400px> "Can't you just let me through? I promise, I just want to relax. I'm not going to try anything on the beach." The Lifeguard looks at you skeptically. I'm afraid I can't do that. I haven't finished my investigation into your affairs. From what I've gathered so far, you seem like you end up fucking just about anyone you come in contact with. Which, depending on the order you're doing things, may already include her. [["Isn't there some way you I could convince you to let me through?"]]

<img src="Images/Lifeguard.jpg" height=400px> The Lifeguard thinks. The only way I'd let you through is if you got one of the regulars to vouch for you. "Regulars?" I've got a pretty good idea which people like to visit the nudist beach. Until one of them tells me you're alright, there's no way I'm letting you through here. Damn. That wasn't exactly the answer you were hoping for. Even if you could get a recommendation, who do you know that's exhibitionist enough to frequent a nudist beach? [[Go Back|Beach]] <<set $nudist to 2>>

<img src="Images/Nurse.jpg" height=400px> Oh yeah. She does that to everybody. You seem like an alright guy, I think I can vouch for you. Only, would you mind doing me a favor first? "What do you need?" I have this library book I rented and it's about to be overdue. I'd return it myself but I can't leave during my shift. Could you return if for me? [["Sure."]]

<img src="Images/Courtney.jpg" height=400px> It's alright Courtney. We can trust him. If you say so. Courtney reluctantly releases her grasp. [["What the hell was that about?"]]

<img src="Images/Roxanne.jpg" height=400px> You'll have to excuse Courtney. She can be a bit overprotective when it comes to our business. "Milk? How the fuck is that a business?" I won't concern you with the details. All you need to know is that yes, I can get you what you need. But in return, I'll be requesting your assistance on a job I have in the works. "You need me to find you another clover?" Something like that. I'll inform my associate to meet you at the cafe in the south side of town. They'll fill you in on the rest of the details. [[Sounds good.|Roxanne's Hideout]] <<set $RoxanneQuest to "cafe">>

<img src="Images/InnerCafe.jpg" height=400px> <<if $Roxannequest == "Quest 2" && $bill == 0>> You enter the cafe. A man waves to you from one of the tables. Hey! Over here! [[Take a seat.]] <<else>><<if $bill > 0 && $bill < 4>> Bill's not back yet. He must still be out asking people to suck his dick.<<elseif $bill == 5>> You return to the cafe, and sure enough, [[Bill|Talk to Bill]] is back as well.<<else>>A quiet little cafe.<</if>><<if $ben == 1>> Fucking [[Ben Shapiro|Let's fuck him up.]] is here. <</if>> [[Back|Cafe]] <</if>>

<img src="Images/CafeRep.jpg" height=400px> Holy shit. It's that guy from the grocery store. Hi there, I'm Bill! Looks like we're gonna be working together on this job! He gives you an overly enthusiastic handshake. Sorry about knocking you out and dragging your unconcious body to an underground dungeon back at the supermarket. You know how it is. "Uh huh." So, you ready to get started? [["I guess."]]

<img src="Images/InnerPol.jpg" height=400px> Inside the Police Station. Thankfully you're just visting. You see a [[Police Officer]] standing idly in the lobby. You see some [[wanted posters]] lining the wall. Go to: *[[Holding Cells]] *[[Computer Lab]] *[[Back|Police Station]]

<img src="Images/Cop.jpg" height=400px> What do you want? <<if $bill > 0 && $officer == 0>>[[Ask her if she wants to suck your dick|;lkasskljdkl]]<</if>> <<if $wanted == 1>> [[Ask her about the wanted posters]]<</if>> [[Nothing for now|InnerPol]]

<img src="Images/Cells.jpg" height=400px> You approach the holding cells. They're in terrible shape.<<if $cells < 3 >> There's currently a [[criminal]] being held here.<</if>> [[Back|InnerPol]]

<img src="Images/Criminal.jpg" height=400px> <<if $cells == 0>> You approach the criminal. "So what're you in for?" Take a wild guess. You take a look at the way she's dressed. "...Prostitution?" Nope. Insider Trading. I still can't believe those Wall Street fuckers ratted us out. [["I see."]] <<elseif $cells == 1>> Ready to bust me out of here? [[Not yet.|InnerPol]] <<elseif $cells == 1>> Any luck? "I'm still working on it." Then what are you doing back here for? [[Sorry|Holding Cells]] <<elseif $cells == 2>> Any luck? "I don't know. I found this key, but I have no idea what it unlocks." Wanna try it on the door? [[It's worth a shot.]] <</if>>

<img src="Images/Criminal2.jpg" height=400px> Say, do you think you'd wanna try and get me out of here? "Me?" Yeah, you know, pick the lock or something. These holding cells have gotta be like a hundred years old. She presses herself against the bars seductively. I promise I'll make it worth your while. [[Well in that case!]]

<img src="Images/Criminal.jpg" height=400px> "Listen, I'd love to help you, but right now-" I get it, you didn't come here ready to stage a prison break. Just come back here when you're ready to spring me. "You got it." You decide it's best to leave before anyone notices you two talking. You wonder if there might be some books at the library that might help you with this. [[Back|InnerPol]] <<set $cells to 1>>

<img src="Images/Alley.jpg" height=400px> The alley on the south side of town, look pretty similar to the other alley, only this one doesn't have Aurora. [[Search the Alley]] Go to:<<if $mugged == 2>> *[[Bonnies's Hideout]] *[[Cafe]] <<else>> *[[Cafe]] <</if>>

<img src="Images/Alley.jpg" height=400px> You never know what sort of key items might show up on the floor of some alley. <<if $haslibrary == false>> [[Hey, what's this?|iodiodiosop]] <<else>> [[Nothing this time though|South Alley]] <</if>>

<img src="Images/LibraryCard.png" height=400px> Sweet! A library card! [[Nice!|South Alley]] The Library Card was added to your Inventory. <<set $haslibrary to true>>

<img src="Images/InnerBank.jpg" height=400px> The South City Bank. <<if $bill > 0 && $bill < 6>> Somehow, Roxanne expects you guys to rob this place. <</if>> There's a [[Bank Teller]] standing over by the vault. [[Back|Bank]]

<<if $library == 0>><img src="Images/LibrarysClosed.jpg" height=400px> You approach the library and- "Aw no! Not you again!" You alright? "What's it gonna be this time? Library closed to Chlamydia?" Chill man. It's all good. The library's open. [["Really?"|oisdjiofsdjiodsfioj]] <<elseif $library == 1>><img src="Images/LibrarysClosed.jpg" height=400px> Find a card yet? <<if $haslibrary == true>>[[Show him your library card|didoodii]] <<else>>[[Back|Police Station]] <</if>> <<else>> <img src="Images/LibrarysOpen.jpg" height=400px> The local library. [[Enter|InnerLibrary]] Go to: *[[Police Station]] <</if>>

<img src="Images/CafeRep.jpg" height=400px> Bill gives you a knowing look. Roxanne didn't tell you what we were doing did she? "Not in the slightest." We're robbing a bank! Bill is practically overwhelmed with excitement. It strikes you that the two of you seem totally unqualified to rob a bank. [["How are we going to do that?"]]

<img src="Images/CafeRep.jpg" height=400px> Hey, don't worry. We'll get to that later. Right now all we have to do is get a hold of the bank blueprints. "Bank blueprints?" Yeah, the bank got hacked a few days ago. There's a dealer somewhere around town who's selling a copy of them. "Around town? Do we no know who the dealer is?" Nope. That's where we come in. All we have to do is slip the dealer's code phrase into casual conversation in various locations around town. Eventually the dealer will hear the codephrase and approach us herself. [["Okay, so what's the codephrase?"]]

<img src="Images/CafeRep.jpg" height=400px> "You wanna suck my dick?" "//That's// the codephrase?" Yup. "How in the world am I supposed to sneak that into casual conversation?" Nobody said it was gonna be easy. Let's meet back here after asking around town. I'll take the north side, you focus on asking the people hanging out around the south side. With no other options, you [[reluctantly agree|Inner Cafe]] <<set $bill to 1>>

<img src="Images/ComicShop.jpg" height=400px> A Comic Book Shop. Hotspot for nerds and the occasional cosplay hottie. There are [[Two Girls]] reading some comics nearby. [[Back|Comic Book Shop]]

<img src="Images/LibrarysClosed.jpg" height=400px> Yeah. This is just my day job. "Oh. Sorry for getting so worked up." Don't worry about it. Happens all the time. You got a library card? <<if $haslibrary == true>>[["Yeah"|didoodii]] <<else>>[["No."|oidoidiodoipsp]] <</if>>

<img src="Images/LibrarysClosed.jpg" height=400px> Cool. Head on in. [[Thanks|InnerLibrary]] <<set $library to 2>>

<img src="Images/LibrarysClosed.jpg" height=400px> I'm afraid I can't let you in then. "Why the fuck not?" No library card, no entry. "That's not how a library card works. You need a card to check out books not to get inside." Look dude, I don't get paid to ask questions, all I know is you need a card to get in here. [[Damn it|Police Station]] <<set $library to 1>>

<img src="Images/InnerLibrary.jpg" height=400px> The local library. The [[Librarian]] is here. <<if $shaggy > 0 && $shaggy < 5>> You smell a [[skunk-like odor]] coming from the back. <</if>> [[Read some books]] [[Back|Library]]

<img src="Images/Nurse.jpg" height=400px> Thanks. Come let me know once you're done. [[Back|Hospital]] "The Importance of Being Earnest" (book) was added to your inventory. <<set $nudist to 3>>

<img src="Images/Librarian.jpg" height=400px> Can I help you? <<if $nudist ==3>>[["I'd like to return this book"]]<</if>> <<if $bill > 0 && $librarian == 0>>[[Ask her if she wants to suck your dick]]<</if>> [[Back|InnerLibrary]]

<img src="Images/Books.jpg" height=400px> <<if $cells == 1>><<if $books < 4>> Alright. You're not 100 percent sure why, but something tells you that you'll be able to break that chick out of prison with one of these books. [[Lock Picking: For Dummies]] [[Harry Houdini-Master Escape Artist]] [[The New Jim Crow: Mass Incarceration in the Age of Colorblindness]] [[How to Break Someone Out of Jail]]<<else>> You go to return the book to its shelf when suddenly [[something slips out of it's pages.]]<</if>> <<else>> You're not really in the mood to read right now [[Back|InnerLibrary]] <</if>>

<img src="Images/Librarian.jpg" height=400px> Sure, no problem. [[Awesome!|InnerLibrary]] "The Importance of Being Ernest" (book) was removed from your inventory. <<set $nudist to 4>>

<img src="Images/Librarian.jpg" height=400px> Perhaps you should attempt a more subtle approach this time. "So uh, how's it going?" Sir, this is a library. Please don't make idle conversation. "Right." Hmm. What to do? [["Do you wanna suck my dick?"]]

<img src="Images/Books.jpg" height=400px> Uh, huh, tension wrench, rake pick, pin scrubbing...Nope, too boring. Sure, you'd probably be able to secure some pussy if you could finish this book, but you'd rather die a virgin than read a book this boring. [[Try Another|Read some books]] <<set $books += 1>>

<img src="Images/Books.jpg" height=400px> Alright, let's see, born in Hungary, 19th century escape artist, 5' 6, hm...It looks like this is just a run of the mill biography. Good for light reading, but not gonna help you spring anybody from a jail cell. [[Try Another|Read some books]] <<set $books += 1>>

<img src="Images/Books.jpg" height=400px> While you recognize Alexander's landmark thesis for it's unparalleled nuanced critique, you doubt it will help you in your current situation. [[Try Another|Read some books]] <<set $books += 1>>

<img src="Images/Books.jpg" height=400px> Come on now. It's not gonna be that easy. [[Try Another|Read some books]] <<set $books += 1>>

<img src="Images/LibraryKey.jpg" height=400px> Hey, check it out! There was a key hidden inside that book. Unfortunately, it's not labeled so you'll have no way of knowing what it unlocks. The Key That Unlocks the Holding Cell That the Chick You Want to Fuck is Trapped Inside Of was added to your Inventory. You decide to take it anyway, just in case. [[Back|Library]] <<set $cells to 2>>

<img src="Images/Criminal.jpg" height=400px> Miraculously the key fits the lock! You're beside yourself. What are the chances that key was the key that would unlock the holding cell that the chick you want to fuck is trapped inside of? Did it work? [["Actually, it did!"]]

<img src="Images/Criminal.jpg" height=400px> Without a moment to lose, you unlock the jail cell. I can't believe it! You actually got me out of here! "Well, all I did was unlock the cell, I still don't know how to sneak you past the guards." Don't worry, I'll take care of that. Now quick, put your dick through the bars. [["What?"|dickbars]]

<img src="Images/Criminal.jpg" height=400px> I promised to reward you didn't I? "I thought you meant //after// I got you out of here." Oh don't worry, I'm still going to fuck you once I'm free. "Then why would I stick my dick through the bars?" Don't tell me you weren't hoping to try it. "You got me there." [[Stick your dick through the bars.]]

<img src="Images/Criminal3.jpg" height=400px> Is it everything you hoped it would be? "You know, I don't know what I was expecting, but in retrospect, this is really the only way I could have imagined this going." Well put. I find that our expectations are often better at creating anxiety than they are at providing perspective. "Interesting point, but I think I would still argue that anxiety or not, without expectations, we would have little motivation to do something, or anything for that matter. Even if means we might be let down in the end, expectations are a necessary part of a healthy human pysche." Indeed, expectations are necessary, but not when they go as far to provoke inaction. "I agree." There's a bit of an awkward pause. You take another hit of your Sigmund Freud-esque pipe. I'm going to suck your dick now I think. [["Excelsior."]]

<img src="Images/Criminal1.gif" height=400px> It is indeed everything you hoped it would be. [["Shit! I think I hear someone coming!"]]

<img src="Images/PoliceStation.jpg" height=400px> You whip your dick back into your pants and sprint out of the building, it doesn't look like anyone saw you. [["Hopefully that chick made it out okay."]]

<img src="Images/Criminal4.jpg" height=400px> Oh shit! I guess she did. I could go into details into how you got to here from the police station, but do you honestly care? [[Not really]]

<img src="Images/Criminal5.jpg" height=400px> That's a relief. If I'm totally honest, I'm kinda wiped out from that whole "nature of the human psyche bit." [[It's okay.]]

<img src="Images/Criminal2.gif" height=400px> Are you sure? I can think of something funny to happen during this sex scene if you want. Like what if she started like, shouting random stock market terms out while you fucked her, you know, cuz she got arrested for insider trading. [[No, really. It's okay.]]

<img src="Images/Criminal6.jpg" height=400px> BULL MARKET! BUY LOW SELL HIGH! IPO! Told ya that would make it better. [[I'm just gonna cum I think.]]

<img src="Images/Criminal3.gif" height=400px> Now that's what I call a "return on investment!" [[Get me out of here.|Your Room]] <<set $cells to 10>> <<set $BP += 1>>

<<if $hascarla == false>><<set _rand to random(4)>><<if _rand == 0>><img src="Images/Beach1.gif" height=400px> You spy a busty woman looking for some sunscreen. [[Nice!|Nudist Section]] <</if>><<if _rand == 1>><img src="Images/Beach2.gif" height=400px> You see a sexy lady getting a full body tan. [[Nice!|Nudist Section]] <</if>><<if _rand == 2>><img src="Images/Beach3.gif" height=400px> Woah! There's a couple fucking right on the beach. [[That's insane|Nudist Section]] <</if>><<if _rand == 4 || _rand == 5>><img src="Images/CarlaBeach1.gif" height=400px> You see a hot babe walking in the distance. [[Awesome!|Exist?]] <</if>><<else>><<set _rand to random(2)>><<if _rand == 0>><img src="Images/Beach1.gif" height=400px> You spy a busty woman looking for some sunscreen. [[Nice!|Nudist Section]] <</if>><<if _rand == 1>><img src="Images/Beach2.gif" height=400px> You see a sexy lady getting a full body tan. [[Nice!|Nudist Section]] <</if>><<if _rand == 2>><img src="Images/Beach3.gif" height=400px> Woah! There's a couple fucking right on the beach. [[That's insane|Nudist Section]] <</if>> <</if>>

<img src="Images/Nurse.jpg" height=400px> Really? That's awesome! I think I have a free moment right now actually, let's run down to the beach. [[A few moments later.]]

<img src="Images/Lifeguard.jpg" height=400px> And you're absolutely positive he's not going to try anything. Nope. You can trust him. The Lifeguard sighs. I guess, I've got no choice but to let you in then. I hope you won't make me regret this. The Lifeguard steps aside and lets you enter the nudist section. [[Finally!|Nudist Section]] <<set $nudist to 5>>

<img src="Images/CarlaBeach2.gif" height=400px> Is it just me, or is that babe getting closer? [[Hold on a second, I know who that is!]]

<img src="Images/CarlaBeach3.gif" height=400px> It's Carla! Your girlfriend from the prologue! "Carla! Is that really you?" Expecting someone else? "No it's just, I haven't seen you since you 'went into the bathroom to get get washed up.'" Oh, well, I'm here now. Let's have some fun! [["Alright!"|jdididoxzp]]

<img src="Images/CarlaBeach4.gif" height=400px> This is insane, you've been so busy running around town trying to get Babe Points, you forgot that you've had a girlfriend this whole time. Grab your swim trunks, I know a secluded spot we can fuck, but we have to go back through the Non-nude section. [[Wait, did she say "fuck?"|aidosfjsoidfj]]

<img src="Images/CarlaBeach5.gif" height=400px> It just dawned on you. Your quest, it's over! With Carla around, you're going to be able to farm babe points to your hearts content! This is even better than that infinite boob-job glitch back in 0.1! Would you mind eating my pussy? [[Not at all]]

<img src="Images/CarlaBeach6.gif" height=400px> Everything's turning around! No more returning library books for nudist doctors. [[Next|asdfijijzjopjoij]]

<img src="Images/CarlaBeach7.gif" height=400px> No more bribing principals with guillotines. [[Next|asdfijijzjopjoijs]]

<img src="Images/CarlaBeach8.gif" height=400px> Hell, maybe you can get your regular life back. Go back to school. Get a job. [[Next|asdfijijzjopjosijs]]

<img src="Images/CarlaBeach9.gif" height=400px> I mean, sure. 100 babe points aren't going to come easy. But there's no reason you should have to run around town for days on end just to get fucked. [[Next|asdfijijzjaopjosijs]]

<img src="Images/CarlaBeach10.gif" height=400px> Hell yeah. From now on you're living life by your rules. Wow! That was refreshing! Carla goes into the bathroom to get washed up. [["Wait no, Carla don't get washed up last time you did that you..."]]

<img src="Images/Beach.jpg" height=400px> "...dissappeared." And just like that, she's gone. [[Fuck.|Beach]] <<set $hascarla to true>> <<set $BP += 1>>

<img src="Images/LibrarysOpen.jpg" height=400px> She did not. [[Damn|Library]] <<set $bill += 1>><<set $librarian to 1>><<if $bill == 5>>Looks like you've talked to everybody you could. Better go check back with Bill at the Cafe. <</if>>

<img src="Images/BankTeller.jpg" height=400px> You approach the Bank Teller. "Are you a Bank Teller?" Yes. "Why don't you have like, a desk?" I don't know. "Huh." <<if $bill > 0 && $teller == 0>>[[Ask her if she wants to suck your dick|;lkaskljdkl]]<</if>> [[Back|Inner Bank]]

<img src="Images/BankTeller.jpg" height=400px> All you have to do is slip the codephrase into casual conversation. Maybe there's way to say it without having to proposition all these strangers. "So I was talking to this guy outside, you would not believe what he asked me." What did he ask you? "He said, 'Do you wanna suck my dick?'" And you're telling me this because...? [["I don't know. It just seemed weird I guess."]]

<img src="Images/BankTeller.jpg" height=400px> Well, I don't think there's anthing wrong with a man asking another man to suck his dick. We should be accepting of all sexual orientations. "Yeah, no. I mean, I am too. I just thought it was weird." Because you're homophobic? "NO! I love gay people." Then why did you feel the need to tell me this? [["Um..."]]

<img src="Images/Bank.jpg" height=400px> Dear lord. You finally got out of there. You must have spent the last 45 minutes trying to talk your way out of that one. Next time you'll have to just ask them outright, because that was not worth it. [[Back|Bank]] <<set $bill += 1>><<set $teller to 1>><<if $bill == 5>>Looks like you've talked to everybody you could. Better go check back with Bill at the Cafe. <</if>>

<img src="Images/Cop.jpg" height=400px> It seems unlikely that the dealer is a cop. Still, you should probably ask just to make sure. Now, what's the smoothest way to slip "do you wanna suck my dick" into a conversation? Think. [[Smooth.]]

<img src="Images/ComicGirls.jpg" height=400px> Like, what do you want? <<if $bill > 0 && $bookgirl == 0>>[[Ask them if they want to suck your dick|;alkaskljdkl]]<</if>> [[Nothing|Inner Comic Book Shop]]

<img src="Images/ComicGirls.jpg" height=400px> Alright, this time you've decided you're just going to go with the direct approach. "Do either of you want to suck my dick." The girls stare at you for a second [[and then-]]

<img src="Images/ComicGirls2.jpg" height=400px> Hahahahaha! AhahahaHa! They both break out laughing. Yeah, like we'd ever waste our time on a guy like you. Get lost loser! [[Damn|adsoifjoj]]

<img src="Images/ComicShop.jpg" height=400px> Defeated once again, you turn to leave. Hey, over here. [[What's this?]]

<img src="Images/Comic2.jpg" height=400px> It's one of the girls from before. Sorry about that. I wasn't really able to talk to you with my friend there. Meet me in the storage room in five minutes, we can handle our buisness there. Holy shit! You did it! You actually found the dealer. [[Hot dog!]]

<img src="Images/Comic3.jpg" height=400px> Okay, we're here, let's do this. "Right, so you give me the blueprints and I'll give you uh..." Come to think of it, Bill didn't give you any money. How are you supposed to buy this thing again? Blueprints? What blueprints? [["For the bank?"]]

<img src="Images/Comic4.jpg" height=400px> The comic book chick whips out your cock. You're funny. You're begining to suspect that this is not in fact the blueprint dealer. [[Might as well make the most of it.|iosijodsijodsioj]]

<img src="Images/Comic5.jpg" height=400px> Sometimes that's just how things go. You think a girl wants to give you some blueprints, but all she's got is a warm juicy pussy. [["Nothing you can do really."|aosdjoijzopajsodinf]]

<img src="Images/Comic6.jpg" height=400px> Now, don't get me wrong, you're fucking a beautiful woman. But just imagine if she were a set of [[blueprints instead.|"Do you wanna help me finish this 10,000 piece puzzl I've been working on?"]]

<img src="Images/Comic7.jpg" height=400px> You can see it now. Nice, sharp, corners. Isometric renderings of 3D space... [[Beautiful|"Yeah, that sounds great"]]

<img src="Images/Comic8.gif" height=400px> [[Obviously, pussy is the next best thing.|"So, do you wanna let me cum on your ass?"]]

<img src="Images/Comic9.jpg" height=400px> It's just sometimes pussy leaves you wondering, "if only." [[Looks like you're back on the search.|Inner Comic Book Shop]] <<set $bookgirl to 1>><<set $BP += 1>><<set $bill += 1>><<if $bill == 5>>Looks like you've talked to everybody you could. Better go check back with Bill at the Cafe. <</if>> <<set $BP +=1>>

<img src="Images/CafeRepRed.jpg" height=400px> Hey, buddy! You're back, and just in time! Hold on a second. Something seems off here. "Did you change your shirt or something?" Yeah, is there something wrong? "No. It's just the Bill I know wouldn't be caught dead in a red shirt." We met earlier today. [["Yeah."|dijojpasd]]

<img src="Images/CafeRepRed.jpg" height=400px> Bill seems totally confused. I don't understand. What am I supposed to say? Am I not allowed to change my shirt? I can put the blue one back on... Maybe you are making something out of nothing. "Sorry. I'm probably just being paranoid. Did you find the dealer?" I did. She ended up being a cute girl hanging out in an alley, can you believe that? As a matter of fact, you can. So, you ready to do this thing or what? [["Let's roll out!"]]

<img src="Images/BankRed.jpg" height=400px> Later that night, you and Bill break into the bank. It was actually really easy, the sewer system has an old exit right underneath the lobby of the Bank. Alright, it looks like the coast is clear. Let's get to the vault. [["Right."|aoidsjpsadf]]

<img src="Images/VaultRed.jpg" height=400px> Here it is, the Bank vault. It's actually a lot more formidable in person. "Now what?" Now what? What do you mean? Roxanne told me you were gonna take care of the vault! "Me?" Yeah, don't you have some kind of super human strength? He must be talking about the strength hack. How did Roxanne learn about that? <<set $strengthcounter to 2>> <<set $hacklink to "BankContinued">>

<img src="Images/VaultSmash.gif" height=400px> With one mighty push, you knock down the vault door. (it's 2am and this the best GIF I can find, bear with me.) Way to go dude! [[Step inside|akjsoidjfoijapsodifj]]

<img src="Images/InnerVaultRed.jpg" height=400px> Huh, your surprised there aren't a bunch of cartoonish gold bars lining the walls. You watch the door. I'm gonna grab the diamond. Bill goes over to a safety deposit box and enters the code. Got it! [[Next|saoidjfopisadpjijio]]

<img src="Images/Diamond.jpg" height=400px> Damn, that's one heck of a diamond. Wow! I knew it would be big, but this is INSANE! Let's hurry up and get this back to Roxanne. [[Right.|iajpoidjaposidjfaoisjd]]

<img src="Images/VaultPortal.gif" height=400px> You turn to leave, but before you can, a portal suddenly forms in the doorway. You watch as the figure of a man steps out. [[Holy shit, is that...]]

<img src="Images/InnerVaultBlue.jpg" height=400px> "Bill?" You can't believe your eyes. It's Bill, or at least a version of him from another dimension. Yes, it's me. The TRUE Bill!! [[Next|saoidjfoasdpisadpjijio]]

<img src="Images/InnerVaultRedBlue.jpg" height=400px> The Red Bill speaks up. You're not the real Bill! I am. Who the fuck are you? Don't listen to him. As you can see, he's wearing a red shirt! The fuck? You //came out of an otherworldly portal.// How could you possibly be the real Bill? Ask yourself what's more likely: I, the true Bill, was swept up in an other dimensional quest while searching for the blueprints, OR I decided to put on a red shirt! [[Next|saoidjfoasasdpisadpjijio]]

<img src="Images/InnerVaultRedBlue.jpg" height=400px> Enough of this! The Red Bill pulls out a <<linkappend gun.>> <img src="Images/Gun.jpg" height=225><</linkappend>> Oh no you don't! The Blue Bill smacks the gun out of his hands! [[Next|saoidjfoaewrwsasdpisadpjijio]]

<img src="Images/InnerVaultRedBlue.jpg" height=400px> Take this, you miserable imposter! The Blue Bill punches the Red Bill square on the jaw. And you, take this! Ooooh, a shot right to the groin. You Bastard! The Blue Bill punches the Red Bill in the gut. Son of a Bitch. You look down at the floor in front of you, and notice the <<linkappend gun.>> <img src="Images/FloorGun.jpg" height=225><</linkappend>> You take on look at the brawling Bills, and you know what must be done. *[[Shoot the Red Bill]] *[[Shoot the Blue Bill]]

<img src="Images/InnerVaultBlue.jpg" height=400px> BANG! Headshot. The Red Bill goes down in an unceremonious //thump//. The Blue Bill stares at you in shock. You killed him! "Yeah. You're the real Bill right?" Yeah, I am. But how did you know? You had no idea. [["The Bill I know wouldn't be caught dead wearing a Red Shirt."]]

<img src="Images/InnerVaultRed.jpg" height=400px> BANG! Headshot. The Blue Bill goes down in an unceremonious //thump//. The Red Bill stares at you in shock. You killed him! "Yeah. You're the real Bill right?" Yeah, I am. But how did you know? You had no idea. [["He came out of a portal."]]

<img src="Images/InnerVaultBlue.jpg" height=400px> //RIIIIIIIIIIIINNNGGGG!!!!/// Shit! it's the bank alarm. We've gotta get out of here! [[Right!|BacktoRoxannes]]

<img src="Images/InnerVaultRed.jpg" height=400px> Right it's just...man. From now on I'm just gonna wear my blue shirt. You never know when some other worldly being is gonna try to use my clothing against me. [[Seems like a good idea.|"The Bill I know woulsdn't be caught dead wearing a Red Shirt."]]

<img src="Images/InnerVaultRed.jpg" height=400px> //RIIIIIIIIIIIINNNGGGG!!!!/// Shit! it's the bank alarm. We've gotta get out of here! [[Right!|BacktoRoxannes]]

<img src="Images/Roxanne.jpg" height=400px> One Mission Impossible style car chase later. Great work you two! This diamond will be a fine addition to the collection. Now, as promised, Bill, here is your payment of 50 thousand dollars. Thanks Roxanne, you're the best. And as for you tough guy, here it is. One gallon of milk. Thank god. [[Time to head home|Alley]] Milk was added to your inventory. <<set $Roxannequest to "Post Diamond">> <<set $mugged to 1>>

//CLUNK!// That's funny. It sounds like something just hit you on the back of the head. [[Haha, yeah...so...funny......|Hey, why's it getting dark all of a...sudden....]]

[[Next.|aoioos]]

[[Next.|aoiooss]]

<img src="Images/Cell.jpg" height=400px> You wake up in a- "Aw come on man! Not another Cell!" How does this keep happening to you? Looks like he's finally awake. You sigh. [["Who is it this time?"]]

<img src="Images/Bonnie.jpg" height=400px> You look up and see a busty redhead sitting on a desk. Allow me to introduce myself. I'm Bonnie Colbeck, the town's undesputed Queen of Crime. "I thought Roxanne was the town's undesputed Queen of Crime." Bonnie laughs. Ha! Her? Roxanne is nothing more than a small time malefactor. You're dealing with //my gang// now honey, and let me tell you, we're the real deal. You can't help but feel like something is missing. [["Where's my milk?"]]

<img src="Images/Bonnie.jpg" height=400px> I'm sorry dear, but we had to confiscate it. I'm sure you understand. We can't just //allow// you to have something we want when we could take it from you. Damn it, and you were so close! Don't worry, I'm sure after you do a few jobs for me we'll be able to arrange some way for you to get it back. [["What makes you think I'll work for you?"]]

<img src="Images/Bonnie.jpg" height=400px> Well, for one thing, we've got you trapped inside this cell, and on top of that, I already know you were working for Roxanne, so you can't be that hard to buy. "You want me to betray Roxanne?" Oh no, it's nothing like that. I think we both know you have a lot more to gain working for both of us. I don't expect you to choose sides, I just expect you to know a good deal when it comes your way. Besides, my gang has way bigger tits than Roxanne's. [["Really?"|aisdjfpoasijdfpoaisfs]]

<img src="Images/Bonnie.jpg" height=400px> Oh yeah. "Count me in!" I knew I could count on you. Only, now I'm afraid I have some bad news. [["What?"|asdjfoasidjf]]

<img src="Images/Bonnie.jpg" height=400px> I don't have anything for you to do right now. That's going to have to wait until the next update. "You can't end the story here! It was just getting interesting!" I'm sorry, but it can't be helped. Hopefully I can make it up to you with this <<linkappend "picture of some titties.">> <img src="Images/Titties.png" height=200px><</linkappend>> [["Yay! Titties!"|South Alley]] <<set $mugged to 2>>

<img src="Images/BonniesHideout.jpg" height=300px> You're in Bonnies's Hideout. [[Bonnie]] is here<<if $cells == 10>>, along with one of her [[henchwomen]].<<else>>.<</if>> [[Exit to the Alley|South Alley]]

<img src="Images/Bonnie.jpg" height=400px> I'm looking forward to working with you. <<if $bowser == 2>>[[Ask Bonnie for help with Bowser]]<</if>> [[Back|Bonnies's Hideout]]

<img src="Images/Henchwoman.jpg" height=400px> Hey! It's that chick you helped spring out of jail. Hello again. [[Back|Bonnies's Hideout]]

<img src="Images/DareFuck.gif" height=400px> Hell. Yes. [[Next|as;dklfjopsl]]

<img src="Images/DareFuck2.gif" height=400px> What an achievement. I mean seriously, look at you. 3 riddles answered like a fucking champ and a tiny teen's pussy wrapped around your cock. [[I am an alpha male|as;dkasdlfjopsl]]

<img src="Images/DareFuck3.gif" height=400px> You go champ! [[Next|as;dkdffdlfjopsl]]

<img src="Images/DareFuck4.gif" height=400px> Looks like it's about time for the cumshot. You want the Gif one or the Jpg one? *[[Gif|afsjdalksdjfl]] *[[Jpg|jpeg]]

<img src="Images/DareFinish.gif" height=400px> A fitting end to an epic journey. [[Your Room]] <<set $BP += 1>> <<set $girlscout to 20>>

<img src="Images/DareCum.jpg" height=400px> A fitting end to an epic journey. [[Your Room]] <<set $BP += 1>> <<set $girlscout to 20>>

<img src="Images/Cop.jpg" height=400px> You throw on a pair of imaginary sunglasses. "Hey baby." You lower your pair of imaginary sunglasses. "Are you familiar with the phrase 'Do you wanna suck my dick?'" Damn, that was smooth. Hell yeah it was. Are you familiar with the phrase "If you don't leave my police station right now I'll put a bullet in your lung?" It seems smoothness may not have been the best tactic. [[Retreat|Police Station]] <<set $officer to 1>><<set $bill += 1>><<if $bill == 5>>Looks like you've talked to everybody you could. Better go check back with Bill at the Cafe. <</if>>

<img src="Images/Cafe.jpg" height=400px> A small coffee shop. [[Enter|Inner Cafe]] Go To: *[[South Street|South Side]] *[[Bank]] *[[South Alley]]

<img src="Images/Bank.jpg" height=400px> The bank. Something tells you they don't deal in Babe Points. [[Enter|Inner Bank]] Go To: *[[Cafe]]

<img src="Images/ComicBookShop.jpg" height=400px> The Comic Book Shop. You haven't seen this place since you lost your virginity. [[Enter|Inner Comic Book Shop]] Go To: *[[Police Station]]

<img src="Images/Wanted.jpg" height=400px> <<if $wanted > 1 >> Let's have a look at these here posters. <<if $bowser < 5>>[[Poster 1]]<<else>>--Poster 1-- CAUGHT!<</if>> <<if $shaggy < 5>>[[Poster 2]]<<else>>--Poster 2-- CAUGHT!<</if>> <<if $hitler < 5>>[[Poster 3]]<<else>>--Poster 3-- CAUGHT!<</if>> <<if $ben < 5>>[[Poster 4]]<<else>>--Poster 4-- CAUGHT!<</if>> [[Poster 5]] [[Back|InnerPol]] <</if>> <<if $wanted < 2>> Looks like something out of a western. You should maybe ask around about this. [[Back|InnerPol]] <<set $wanted to 1>> <</if>>

<img src="Images/Cop.jpg" height=400px> What do you want to know? "I don't know...how does it work?" How do you think it works dumbass? You bring in the bad guy, we find some cop around here to suck your dick. Works EXACTLY the same as it does in the movies. [[Huh|InnerPol]] <<set $wanted to 2>>

<img src="Images/Bowser.jpg" height=400px> //''Name:'' Bowser ''Wanted For:'' Destruction of Property, Multiple violations of the Geneva Convention, Arson, Kidnapping, and Vehicular Manslaughter. ''Last Seen:'' Somewhere in the North Side of Town.// Holy shit, it's King Koopa himself. Hopefully he's in a Mario Party kinda mood, because this might be tougher than you thought. [[Back|wanted posters]] <<set $bowser to 1>>

<img src="Images/ShaggyWanted.jpg" height=400px> //''Name:'' Shaggy Rogers ''Wanted For:'' Drug Possession. ''Last Seen:'' Lighting it up in the back of the library.// And to think, this guy graduated from D.A.R.E. [[Back|wanted posters]] <<set $shaggy to 1>>

<img src="Images/HitlerWanted.jpg" height=400px> //''Name:'' Adolf Hitler ''Wanted For:'' Speeding. ''Last Seen:'' Driving on Main Street in a Volkswagon.// Speeding, really? That's all he's wanted for? Why are you not surprised. [[Back|wanted posters]] <<set $hitler to 1>>

<img src="Images/BenWanted.jpg" height=400px> //''Name:'' Ben Shapiro ''Wanted For:'' Literally fuck this guy. ''Last Seen:'' He's actually just sitting in the Cafe as you read this. Like, he's not even hiding or anything.// The fuck are you waiting for? [[Back|wanted posters]] <<set $ben to 1>>

<img src="Images/Roxanne.jpg" height=400px> //''Name:'' Roxanne Graves ''Wanted For:'' I couldn't tell you. Honestly, the only reason we put her on here was to get her to leave us alone. ''Last Seen:'' I don't know, probably some alley or something.// Hey, nice! Roxanne made the big leauges. Or at least she harrassed the police enough to make it //look// like she's in the big leagues. Either way, this is probably good for her networking. [[Back|wanted posters]]

<<if $shaggy ==1>><img src="Images/Shaggy.jpg" height=400px> Oh god! It absolutely REEKS back here! "Shaggy? Is that you?" Like, zoinks man. I don't even know, is it me? Shaggy takes another drag of his joint. He's too far gone. No sense trying to reason with him. "I'm afraid you leave me no choice." [[Take Shaggy by force]] <<elseif $shaggy < 4>><img src="Images/InnerLibrary.jpg" height=400px> Better to come back once you've brought him something. [[Back|InnerLibrary]] <<else>><img src="Images/Shaggy.jpg" height=400px> Like, I told you man. I'm a lost cause. Get out of here while you still can. "I'm not doing that Shaggy. You're coming with me to the Police Station." Like, no way. [[Next|k;as;jaoijaioj]] <</if>>

<img src="Images/ShaggyGrenade.jpg" height=400px> Shaggy pulls out a literal grenade. Like, I wouldn't do that if I were you man. Shaggy pull the pin. "Shaggy what the fuck?" I'll do it man. I'll blow us all up to like smithereens! You stare into Shaggy's dead eyes. Those eyes that once held such life stare at you now with nothing but dispair. "My god Shaggy. [[What happened to you?]]"

<img src="Images/InnerLibrary.jpg" height=400px> You decide to leave Shaggy be for now. Looks like you'll have to give up on cashing in the reward for his arrest. It's not like there's like some well known food item you could buy at the supermarket to get him to cooperate. [[Back|InnerLibrary]] <<set $shaggy to 2>>

<img src="Images/StoreRep.jpg" height=400px> No luck, you can't find any on the shelves. You decide to ask a store representative for help. "Hey man, do you guys have any Scooby Snacks?" Aw man, you didn't hear? They're pull them from all the shelves! Some kind of big scandal. No more Scooby Snacks? No wonder Shaggy's in such bad shape. [["Do you know what happened?"]]

<img src="Images/ScoobySnacks.jpg" height=400px> Scooby Snacks? Yeah I got those. 2 Babe Points. Buy it? <<if $BP > 1>> *[[Hell Yeah|buysnacks]] *[[Maybe later|Aurora]]<<else>> *Hell Yeah (Not enough Babe Points!) *[[Maybe later|Aurora]]<</if>>

<img src="Images/ScoobySnacks.jpg" height=400px> Scooby Snacks were added to your inventory. [[Nice!|Alley]] <<set $BP += -2>> <<set $shaggy to 4>>

<img src="Images/Shaggy.jpg" height=400px> "Would you do it for...a Scooby Snack?" You've always wanted to say that. !Did you say SCOOBY SNACK? Shaggy lunges for the box of Scooby Snacks and tears it from your hands. Scooby Snack. Must...consume. It's been far too long. "Wait Shaggy you might wanna go easy on-" Shaggy devours the enire box in one gulp. [["Uh-oh."]]

<img src="Images/Shaggy.jpg" height=400px> Ah! Shaggy pats his stomach. Satisfied. Thanks for that. Where'd you say you wanted to go again? [[To the police station!|Policesex]] <<set $shaggy to 5>>

<img src="Images/Cop.jpg" height=400px><<set $wanted += 1>> You drag you latest criminal back to the station. Good work out there. Now, head to the back and claim your reward. <<if $wanted == 3>>[[Alright!|PoliceSex1]]<</if>><<if $wanted == 4>>[[Alright!|PoliceSex2]]<</if>><<if $wanted == 5>>[[Alright!|PoliceSex3]]<</if>><<if $wanted == 6>>[[Alright!|PoliceSex4]]<</if>>

<img src="Images/Ben.jpg" height=400px> You approach Ben Shapiro. He's chatting up some underage girls at a nearby table. So in your opinion. What would you say, hypothetically, is the youngest age a person should have sex? You've heard enough. [["Hey Fuck Face!"]]

<img src="Images/Ben.jpg" height=400px> Ben notices you, he sees the hate in your eyes. Hold on here. I-I don't know who you are, but please, if you could just wait for one second I'm sure we can find a way to sort out whatever it is that's bothering you. [[Punch Ben Shapiro in his fucking face.]]

<img src="Images/Ben.jpg" height=400px> Fucking BOOM baby. Yeah! Fuck yeah. Ben Shapiro falls to the ground like the pathetic little bitch he is. Please, please stop. I'll do whatever you want. It seems you've got a bit of a choice here. *[[Keep punching this fucker]] *[[Just tell Ben to come with you to the Police Station.]]

<img src="Images/Ben.jpg" height=400px> You see red. You crash your knee into Ben Shapiro's ribs. You uppercut his jaw as he gasps for air. You're rocking his literal shit. "He's a hypothetical for you, bitch! What happens when a manipulative lying sell out finally gets his comeuppance?" You don't wait for a response. One round house and he collapses to the floor. You curb stomp him once or twice for good measure. He stops moving. Good. That's probably enough for now. [[Time to drag this piece of shit back to the police station.|Policesex]] <<set $ben to 5>>

<img src="Images/Cafe.jpg" height=400px> Pussy. [[To the Police Station!|Policesex]] <<set $ben to 5>>

<img src="Images/TheBack.jpg" height=400px> The back. This is where you keep all the clothes not on display and help high paying customers with fittings. A voice booms from one of the dressing rooms. TOO SMALL? WHY ARE ALL THESE SUITS TOO SMALL? WHERE'S MY HELP? That's probably your guy. Better get this over with. [[Head inside]]

<img src="Images/BowserDressing.jpg" height=400px> Holy shit. "Bowser?" It's bowser alright, and in a...tux? "What's with the tux?" If you must know, it's for my wedding. Now if you don't mind, I'd like to find one THAT ACTUALLY FITS ME! Bowser roars in rage and blows fire into the sky. Wait a second aren't you supposed to [[arrest this guy?]]

<img src="Images/BowserDressing.jpg" height=400px> Yeah. No way. This guy is way too powerful to take on right now. Even if you had 100 strength hacks, he'd wipe the floor with you. Better just dow aht he asks for now. "I should be able to find a bigger suit in the back, give me a second." Bowser growls underneath his breath. Make it fast. [[Make fast.]]

<img src="Images/TheBack.jpg" height=400px> You scan the racks for a bowser sized tux. To your surprise, the store does actually have a few that would fit him. You pick one up and head back. ...sniffle... Hold on a second, you could've sworn you just heard a noise coming from one of the other dressing rooms. [[Check it out.]]

<img src="Images/PiperDressing.jpg" height=400px> It's a girl in a skimpy outfit. She looks like she's been crying. "Hey, are you alright?" --Snif--. No, I'm not. This girl looks like she could really use some help. "Hey, if there's anything I can do, I'm happy to lend you a hand after I bring this suit back to Bowser." No! You can't! Don't bring that suit back to him. The girl tries to wrestle the tux out of your hands. You jerk it away from her. She goes back to sulking in the corner "Jesus christ lady, [[what's your problem?]]"

<img src="Images/PiperDressing.jpg" height=400px> Don't you get it? I'm the bride to be! Holy shit. "Holy shit." You hear Bowser bellowing from the adjacent room. WHAT'S TAKING SO LONG OUT THERE? DOES A DESPOT HAVE TO KILL FOR GOOD SERVICE NOWADAYS? You look down at the miserable girl beneath you. There's no way she consented to this marriage uncoerced. You've got to help her out of this mess. "Looks like there's only one thing to do." [[Add her to your inventory.]]

<img src="Images/Shops.jpg" height=400px> Bowser Chick was added to your inventory. You throw the girl into your inventory and dash out of the clothing shop. Looks like you've got decent enough head start on Bowser. What the fuck? Where are you taking me? That's a good question. If only you were in with an organized crime syndicate or something. They would probably be able to help. [[Looks like you're on your own for now|Shops]] <<set $bowser to 2>>

<img src="Images/Bonnie.jpg" height=400px> Say that again? "Bowser, Lord Koopa. I need you to help me protect his unwilling bride from his wrath." And I would do this...why? Bonnie doesn't look like she's feeling all that charitable. Maybe your other underworld gangster contacts are feeling more generous. [[Back|Bonnies's Hideout]]

<img src="Images/Roxanne.jpg" height=400px> "Does everything //look// alright?" The Bowser Girl has been removed from your inventory. Oh my god. The Girl rolls onto the floor, gasping for air. She's covered in dirt and poptart wrappers. How long has it been since you cleaned your inventory? [[Too long.]]

<img src="Images/Roxanne.jpg" height=400px> Roxanne helps the girl Bowser was gonna marry to her feet. I assume you have some reason for revealing the location of my secret base to a stranger? "I'm hoping you'll help me protect her from Bowser." Why the hell would I do that? [["I dunno."]]

<img src="Images/Roxanne.jpg" height=400px> I'm in. "Wait really?" You kidding? A chance to take down a god-like monarch, I'm hella down. Sounds fun doesn't it girls? Roxanne's henchwomen verbalize agreement from somewhere you're not looking at. [["Thanks, Roxanne."]]

<img src="Images/Roxanne.jpg" height=400px> Don't thank me yet. We still gotta beat this bastard. "What do you need me to do?" Go to the park and grab us a guillotine. We'll get everthing set up here. <<if $tines == 0>> "I'm on it." <<else>> "But I already have a guillotine." Well then, leave and come back. It's necessary for the event to trigger "Naturally." <</if>> The girl who was gonna marry Bowser pipes up. Excuse me, miss Roxanne? Yes? [[Next|aididosos]]

<img src="Images/PerriHideout.jpg" height=400px> I just wanted to say, thank you. I really appreciate your help. Aw. No problem kid. Now help me move this cannon. [[You decide it's best to leave them to it.|Alley]] <<set $bowser to 3>>

<img src="Images/Courtney.jpg" height=400px> "Mff-!" A hand clasp over your mouth and drags you out of site in what has become an all too familiar routine. "Yo, what's up Courtney!" Quiet! Bowsers on his way as we speak. Give me your guillotine. A Guillotine was removed from your inventory. "Should I just leave you guys to it?" No, Bowser may already be out in the main hall. It's safer to have you wait in the holding cell until this is all over. [["I don't suppose I have a choice do I."]]

<img src="Images/PerriCell.jpg" height=400px> Courtney leads you back to the cell. To your surprise the girl who Bowser was gonna marry is here. Hey! You brought me some company! Courtney locks you inside without a word. You wonder whether to attribue her silence to her demeanor or the conflict that would've arisen having two characters with the same text color speaking at the same time. She seems fun. "Oh yeah, //life// of the party." The girl who was gonna marry Bowser notices your discomfort. Hey, cheer up. From what I heard, this whole thing'll be over any minute now. [["Let's hope so."]]

<img src="Images/PerriCell.jpg" height=400px> Hours later. I'm sooo hungry. Why can't that big jerk just show up already so we can get out of here? "You know, I've been meaning to ask you, how'd you get caught up in this shotgun wedding anyways?" Oh that? Funny story actually. I'm the actress the Patrons over on BabeQuestDev's patreon voted to be added to the game this update. "Oh, awesome." Typical, put forth an honest effort to get to know these girls better and all you get is a Patreon add. [[Next|alslsododisosososo]]

<img src="Images/PerriCell.jpg" height=400px> The girl who was gonna marry Bowser sighs and lays her on your shoulder. It's actually kind of sweet, circumstances notwithstanding. "Hey, do you have a name? It feels weird to still be referring to you as 'The girl who was gonna marry Bowser.'" Yeah, it's Piper, but all my friends call me "Support BabeQuestDev on Patreon." "Fantastic." Support BabeQuestDev on Patreon wraps her arms around you. It looks like she might fall alsee- !BRAKAKOOOOOM!! [["What the shit!"]]

<img src="Images/PerriCell.jpg" height=400px> In terrible cacophony of crunching and tearing you listen as the enreance to the hideout is ripped appart. BROOOAHHH!!! Support BabeQuestDev on Patreon grips you in fear. Glass crashes somewhere in the main hall. Where have you taken my bride! Somewhere in the main hall, Roxanne's voice shouts back. Someplace you'll never get to her! BROOOAHHH!!! [[Things are heating up.]]

<img src="Images/PerriCell.jpg" height=400px> Take this you son of a bitch! You hear the sound of a cannon firing. Fire from machine guns blare throughout the hideout. BROOOAHHH!!! It's not working! Quick girls, show him your pussies! A blinding light pierces through the cell from the main room. Burn you beast! Burn from the heat of a thousand suns! BROOOAHHH!!! [[What the fuck is going on in there?]]

<img src="Images/PerriCell.jpg" height=400px> Nothing's working! It's time to use our last resort! Deploying Guillotine! Now DIEE!!! BROO-Wait what? What? Am I supposed to fall into this or something? It's a guillotine. They're the perfect item for whenever you need to kill someone. There's an akward pause. I'm going to eat you now. [[Oh no!]]

<img src="Images/PerriCell.jpg" height=400px> Psych bitch! I'm outta here. Quick girls, to the escape pod! BROOOOAH! Support BabeQuestDev on Patreon grabs you in fear. She's leaving! But she was supposed to protect us! We did our best, but there's not much else we can do now. Give your fiance my condolances you son of a bitch! You hear what you can only assum is an escape pod firing off. BROOOAH! [[You're so totally dead.]]

<img src="Images/PerriCell.jpg" height=400px> Roxanne is gone. Now it's just you and Support BabeQuestDev on Patreon vs Bowser himself. What do we do? It's only a matter of time until he finds us! "I'm gonna be honest. I'm at a loss here." You wonder what happens if you die in the simulation. Is it like the Matrix where if your mind dies you die, or will whoever's running this thing just start up a new one. I think we should fuck. "What?" I don't know. Maybe it's like his weakness or something. "I-" [[You realize you're not really in a position to argue.]]

<img src="Images/Perri1.gif" height=400px> With nothing else to lose to lose, you put your dick in Bowser's Fiance's mouth. Good, now let me ride you. [["Fine by me."]]

<img src="Images/Perri2.gif" height=400px> You here stomping down the hallway. Shit! He's coming! Get on on top of me. [["Whatever you say."]]

<img src="Images/Perri3.gif" height=400px> Bowser shouts from down the hall. Did you really think you could hide from me? Bowser picks up his pace, he'll be upon you any second now. You start to wonder whether if fucking the ruthless killer's fiancÃ© moments before he arrives was truly the wisest decision. Don't stop. I'm getting ready to cum. [[Can't stop now.]]

Bowser swings open the door to your cell. No matter what happens next, this is certainly where you meet your demise. BROOOAH!! Did you really think-Wha? <img src="Images/BowserShocked.png" height=400px> I'm CUMMMING! Support BabeQuestDev on Patreon cums all over your dick. Bowser staggers back in agony. You monster! You fucked my fiance right in front of me. That's my ONE WEAKNESS! This-This can't be happening! No, No! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! [[Next|aksldjfak]]

<img src="Images/InnerPol2.jpg" height=400px> You watch in awe as sprialing lights surround the despot. He lets out an aguished cry as he starts to shrink. In a flash Bowser is reduced to the size of an action figure. "Did we win?" I think so? "Alright!" You give Support BabeQuestDev on Patreon a high five, it's a bit awkward considering you're still inside her but you make it work. "So what now?" Good question. The hideout is in shambles, you just narrowly escaped death, and you've got no clue what happened to Roxanne and the others. Was thinking I could start by making you cum. [[Fine by me!|a;kslasdjfak;]]

<img src="Images/Perri3.gif" height=400px> Boom! Right back into the action. [[Missionary|akldjfals;]]

<img src="Images/Perri4.gif" height=400px> Think you're about ready to cum? [[Fuck yeah.|aekldjfals;]]

<img src="Images/Perri5.gif" height=400px> In your face bowser! Nice work you two! Oh shit! [[Roxanne's back!|aekldjassdffals;]] <<set $BP += 1>>

<img src="Images/Roxanne.jpg" height=400px> "Roxanne you're okay!" Yep, can't say the same for the hideout! "I'm sure it'll be back to normal next time I visit." True. So you guys beat Bowser? We did! Congrats. [["Thanks!"]]

<img src="Images/PerriCell.jpg" height=400px> Welp, I guess this is where we say goodbye. I'm going to go off and enjoy my life as free woman. "Cool. I'm going to go take Bowser's miniaturized body back to the police station and collect the reward." And I'm going to be the head of an all-female crime ring. What? Weren't you doing that already. Yeah but, everybody else was announcing what they were doing an I wanted to be included. Okay then. [[To the Police Station!|Policesex]] <<set $bowser to 5>>

You just barely manage to dive out of the car's path. "What the fuck was that dude?" <img src="Images/Volkswagen1.jpg" height=400px> Luckily, no one was hurt. The man in the Subaru rolls down his window. You tell me! Some maniac in a 1944 Volkswagon Beetle just ran me off the road! A 1944 Volkswagon Beetle? That matches Hitler's last seen description! [["We have to go after him!"]] <<set $hitlertp to "Main Street">>

<img src="Images/Volkswagen1.jpg" height=400px> Hey man, leave me out of this. It looked like he was driving towards Main Street. You can chase him yourself if you want. Alright then, [[to Main Street!]]

<img src="Images/MainStreet.jpg" height=400px> You bee-line to Main Street, but it looks like you were too late. Not a Volkswagon in sight. "Damn it!" If only you had some faster way to get around town. You might've been able to beat him here and take him down. [[Back|Main Street]] <<set $hitlertp to "">>

You just barely manage to dive out of the car's path. "What the fuck was that dude?" <img src="Images/Volkswagen1.jpg" height=400px> Luckily, no one was hurt. The man in the Subaru rolls down his window. You tell me! Some maniac in a 1944 Volkswagon Beetle just ran me off the road! A 1944 Volkswagon Beetle? That matches Hitler's last seen description! [["We have to go after him!"|alskdjf]] <<set $hitlertp to "South Street">>

<img src="Images/Volkswagen1.jpg" height=400px> Hey man, leave me out of this. It looked like he was driving towards South Street. You can chase him yourself if you want. Alright then, [[to South Street!]]

<img src="Images/SouthSide.jpg" height=400px> You bee-line to South Street, but it looks like you were too late. Not a Volkswagon in sight. "Damn it!" If only you had some faster way to get around town. You might've been able to beat him here and take him down. [[Back|South Side]] <<set $hitlertp to "">>

<img src="Images/HitlerDriving.jpg" height=400px> You fast travel over to Main Street, just in time to catch Hitler whipping around a corner. Accompanied by his chauffer Erich Kempa. "Your days of reckless driving are over Hitler!" [[Throw a comically large net at Hitler's car.]]

<img src="Images/HitlerDriving.jpg" height=400px> You fast travel over to South Street, just in time to catch Hitler whipping around a corner. Accompanied by his chauffer Erich Kempa. "Your days of reckless driving are over Hitler!" [[Throw a comically large net at Hitler's car.]]

<img src="Images/HitlerNet.jpg" height=400px> A direct hit! Hitler cries out in anguish. NIEN! I have been defeated by a comically large net! Looks like another job well done. [[Book him!|Policesex]] <<set $hitler to 5>> <<set $hitlertp to "">>

<img src="Images/Cop1.png" height=400px> The Chief takes you to a rooftop where a low res Police Officer is waiting. I'd like to introduce you to Cop #1. Cop #1, you know what to do. Right away chief! Cop #1 whips out your cock. [[It's go time!|aosdsdijf]]

<img src="Images/Cop2.jpg" height=400px> The Chief takes you a nice apartment where a scantily clad cop waits. I'd like to introduce you to Cop #2. Cop #2, you know what to do. Right away chief! Cop #2 whips out your cock. [[It's go time!|aosdijsdf]]

<img src="Images/Cop3.jpg" height=400px> The Chief takes you another nice apartment where a sexy cop waits. Sure. I'd like to introduce you to Cop #3. Cop #3, you know what to do. Right away chief! Cop #3 whips out your cock. This isn't getting repetative at all. [[It's go time!|aosdijdfsdf]]

<img src="Images/Cop4.jpg" height=400px> The Chief takes you outside where a busty cop waits by a police car. I'd like to introduce you to Cop #4. Cop #4, you know what to do. Right away chief! Cop #4 whips out your cock. [[It's go time!|aosdijf]]

<<if $wanted < 5>><img src="Images/Cop.jpg" height=400px> <<if $clab == 0>> The cop stops you by the door. Not so fast. The computer lab is restricted to authorized personel only. That sucks. [["How can I become part of the authorized personel?"]] <<else>> Do I have access yet? Nope. You're going to have to bring in criminals first. [[Damn|InnerPol]] <</if>><<else>><<if $clab <3>><img src="Images/Cop.jpg" height=400px> Wow, you've already managed to three of the five criminals we have on our wanted posters. [[That enough to let me into the Computer Lab?]]<<else>><img src="Images/ComputerLab.jpg" height=400px> The Computer Lab. <<if $clab < 6>>[[Talk to Janice]]<</if>> [[Back|InnerPol]] <</if>><</if>>

<img src="Images/Cop.jpg" height=400px> Hmm. Good question. I tell you what, if you can help me bring in enough of those criminal on the wanted posters on the wall, I'll consider granting you access. [["I'll see what I can do."|InnerPol]] <<set $clab to 1>>

<img src="Images/Cop.jpg" height=400px> Sure, I'll even give you a tour. [[Sweet!|nextclab]] <<set $clab to 3>>

<img src="Images/Janice.jpg" height=400px> <<if $clab == 3>> Hey! Your just in time, I was wondering if you could help me with- Janice is interrupted by the power suddenly going out. Shit! Not again! Could you do me a favor and reset the circuit breaker downstairs? "Can't you do it? I don't even know where it is." You know, you bring up an interesting point. But somehow I feel like it's going to work out better for all of us if you end up going downstairs instead. [["Why am I not surprised?"]] <<elseif $clab == 4>> You peek your head back into Janice's office. What're you doing back here? "I came to help, and...to apologize for earlier. I was a dick." Yeah, you were. But I can tell you were under a lot of stress. Care to take a look at this Patreon Page. Time to swallow your pride. "Alright. [[let's do it.]]" <<elseif $clab == 5>> Hey, come to take another crack at that password? *[[Sure|let's do it.]] *[[Nah|InnerPol]] <</if>>

<img src="Images/ComputerLab.jpg" height=400px> The Cop guides you into the Computer Lab, rows upon rows of Lenovo desktop computers run computations in front of you. "What exactly //is// this place?" This is where we use our state of the art technology to track down and catch the worlds foremost e-criminals. E-criminals? "Wow. Just out of curiosity, what would happen if I were to catch one of these 'e-criminals?'" Ha! You? We've been after most of these guys for years. If you're able to bring even just an accomplice, //I'd// have to fuck you. Sounds like a worthy challenge. Hey Janice? Are you back here somewhere? [[Next|nextclasb]] <<set $clab to 3>>

<img src="Images/Janice.jpg" height=400px> I'm right over here chief! A cute girl working at a desk raises her hand. Who's this? This is your newest assistant. He's been helping us bring in some local hoodlums. Now he wants to try his hand at some cyber-crime busting. Well, it's a pleasure to meet you. [["Pleasure's all mine."]]

<img src="Images/Janice.jpg" height=400px> Oooh, and he's a charmer. Well, I'll be here in the lab whenever you feel like crunching some numbers. [["Sound's like a plan."|InnerPol]]

<img src="Images/Dare1.png" height=400px> "Actually, hold on a second, I'm confused. We've already fucked. What do I get for answering your riddle this time?" You mean the satisfaction of knowing you got it right isn't enough? "Well..." Tee-hee! Not to worry mister, if you get this riddle right, I'll let you fuck one of my friends! "Oh, sweet! So [[what's this riddle?|Guessing Game 4]]"

<img src="Images/Dare1.png" height=400px> <<set $girlscout to 24>> What is white on the outside, soft in the inside, and golden in the heart? A(n) <<textbox "$riddle1" "">> [[Submit|Riddle Results 4]] [[I give up|Park]]

<img src="Images/Dare1.png" height=400px> <<if $riddle1 == "Egg" || $riddle1 == "egg">> Yay! You got it! Now, hurry back to your house. I'll send my friend over within the hour! <<if $impregnation>>[[Alright!|Girl Scout Sex 4]]<<else>>[[Alright!|WAIT!]]<</if>> <<else>> Awww. You got it wrong. Don't give up Mister! I'm sure you'll guess it eventually. [[Go back|Park]] <</if>>

<img src="Images/Room.jpg" height=400px> You head home and relax for a bit. After an hour or so, you hear a knock on the door. Anybody home? [[Open the door.]]

<img src="Images/Dare1.png" height=400px> Your about to head on your merry way when the girl scout calls you back. Actually Mister, hold on a second. I think we might have a problem. "A problem?" Yep. The sex scene you were about to watch incudes fetish content, and you currently have scenes with this kind of content toggled //off// in your fetish settings. [["What does that mean?"]]

<img src="Images/Dare1.png" height=400px> It means if you want to view this scene, you'll want to double check your fetish toggles at your home computer. *[["I've already toggled my fetishes for this update and I'm confident this is a scene I don't want to see."]] *[["Let me go check my toggles real quick"|Computer]] <<set $girlscout to 25>>

<img src="Images/Dare1.png" height=400px> Alright, if your sure, then this scene will be skipped. Sorry my friend's sex scene wasn't to your sexual liking. In the future scenes like this will be skipped automatically so be sure to check your fetish settings each update to ensure you don't miss out on any new content. [[Will do|Park]] <<set $girlscout to 26>>

<img src="Images/Scout2.jpg" height=400px> Sure enough, there's a cute girl scout at your front door. Good morning sir! Do you feel like making a donation to help the Girl Scouts of America? "A donation? What kind of donation?" The girl scout at the park never said anything about a donation. Don't worry sir, I'd never ask for much. I was just hoping you'd consider donating your massive cock to my teen pussy. [[Now that's a donation you can get behind.]]

<img src="Images/Scout21.gif" height=400px> You fuck the Girl Scout's face. [[Next.|There's only one way to find out.]]

<img src="Images/Basement.jpg" height=400px> You head down to the basement, without so much as a flashlight to your name. Cursing under your breath at your inconvenience. "Stupid uninspired porn game. Gotta get me to fix the lights for an excuse for an event to occur. Of all the lousy-" //--shuffle--// Hold on, is someone else down here? //--shuffle-shuffle-scurry--// Hm. There's definitely something fishy going on. Better fix these lights just to sure. [[Reset the breakers]]

You flip the circuits back on. Light floods back into the basement and-HOLY GOD! <img src="Images/BCSurprise.jpg" height=400px> Boo! Before you can take a breath, a two dimensional chick bursts from the shadows and knocks you off your feet. Ha! Got you. The girl snickers to herself as you catch your bearings. [["What the fuck is going on?"]]

<img src="Images/BCBasement1.jpg" height=400px> What's going on is you're getting introduced to ME! Babe-Chan! The 2-Dimensional embodiement of Babe-Quest itself. What's poppin? Babe Chan shoots imaginary finger guns at the wall. Needless to say, this is just about the worst thing that has ever happened to you. "So the dev is stealing art now?" Oh no, I'm afraid it's much worse than that. Everything you see here was commissioned from the one and only Diaper God! [["Diaper God?"]]

<img src="Images/BCBasement2.jpg" height=400px> Yeah, @GodDiaper on twitter. You should definitely drop him a follow. He just finished an inktober series where he did on drawing every day of October. Babe Chan whips out a projector and starts cycling through a bunch of Diaper God <<linkappend "sketches">><img style="width:100%;" src="Images/Cam1.jpg"><<linkappend "See More">><img style="width:100%;" src="Images/Cam2.jpg"><<linkappend "See More">><img style="width:100%;" src="Images/Cam3.jpg"><<linkappend "See More">><img style="width:100%;" src="Images/Cam4.jpg"><<linkappend "See More">><img style="width:100%;" src="Images/Cam5.jpg"><</linkappend>><</linkappend>><</linkappend>><</linkappend>><</linkappend>> [["I'm confused. This is all like funny goblins and silly robots. Does this guy even DO NSFW stuff?"]]

<img src="Images/BCBasement3.jpg" height=400px> Not usually. And before you ask, "Diaper God" is just a funny name, it's not a like he's doing diarrhea fetish drawing or anything. "Then why is this guy doing art for a porn game?" That's a good question. Maybe he thinks the increased exposure from NSFW content will attract a larger audience to a body of work that, while decent enough in it's own right, would never have been discovered otherwise. Damn. It really is a tough world out there for unknown content creators. Imagine feeling like you had to produce porn just to noticed? For a moment, you're glad that all you have to do is walk around doing fetch quests and fucking pornstars, at least you're not trying to make a living off of your art. [["So are we done here?"]]

<img src="Images/BCBasement4.jpg" height=400px> You're not a little bit curious what Diaper God's art means for the future of the game? "Not really." Just think. Now, any fictional character you can imagine is just a patreon poll away from being added to your favorite NSFW adventure game! //Any// fictional character? On second thought this is //way// too much power for the dev to have. "So you're telling me for all I know, next update I'm gonna have to fuck like Edna Mode or something?" It's possible. You should really consider supporting the game so that you can have a voice in who get's added next. [["Fuck that!"]]

<img src="Images/BCBasement5.jpg" height=400px> "Fuck you Babe-Chan! I'll never support this game on Patreon. I'd rather fuck fucking Donkey Kong than give the piece of shit who makes this game //my// money. Fuck DiaperGod, fuck BabeQuestDev, and fuck you! I'm outta here!" You head back up the steps. You've got an e-criminal to track down and this sales pitch is only getting in the way. Wait! Before you go, take this. [["What's this?"|idididi]]

<img src="Images/BigKey.jpg" height=400px> It's the key to Downtown. "Downtown?" It's not added to the game yet. But when it is you'll need this key to get there. There's a lot of great stuff planned. A strip club, Morpheus' Pad...ooh! And I'll be there too, hopefully with more poses than just me waving. "Thanks I guess." The Key to Downtown was added to your invetory. For sure! See ya soon MC! [[Get me the hell out of here!]]

<img src="Images/Janice.jpg" height=400px> You head back to the computer room. Janice has been waiting for you. Jesus are you alright? You look like you saw a ghost. "I wish I had. Now let's get cracking on these e-criminals." Right well, right now we're hot on the tale of one of one of the most elusive men in internet-crime. He's wanted for dozens of accounts of copywrite infringement and piracy. "Sounds like a real rat bastard. [[What can I do to help?]]"

<img src="Images/StoreRep.jpg" height=400px> Turns out those things were loaded with methamphetamines! Like, it was an //obscene amount.// Pretty sure there are still some drug dealers peddling them now though if you're really desperate. "Thanks for your help man." Any time. Okay, so no Scooby Snacks at the supermarket. Think, Who do you know that sells drugs? [[Back|Supermarket]] <<set $shaggy to 3>>

<img src="Images/Janice.jpg" height=400px> I'm glad you asked. His name is //BabeQuestDev// and I need you to go to his patreon page and search for clues! Seriously?! "What the FUCK Janice?" A part of you snaps. Is something wrong? "Yeah something's wrong! I can't go two steps in this god foresaken place without one of you FUCKS telling me to go to that stupid patreon page!" [[Next|udidosp]]

<img src="Images/Janice.jpg" height=400px> Well I'm sorry. I-I don't really know what that means, but I didn't mean to upset you- "Just-FUCK! Shut up! I need a break from this shit. I can't deal with this right now." You [[storm out the door,]] abosuletly fuming.

<img src="Images/PoliceStation.jpg" height=400px> Well, that could have gone better. You know that you're probably going to have to visit that patreon page at some point if you want to progress the story, but right now you're still too heated. Hopefully Janice doesn't stay pissed at you for too long. [[Back to the grind.|South Side]] <<set $clab += 1>>

Janice slides a laptop towards you. Here's the [[link|https://www.patreon.com/BabeQuestDev]] in case you forgot it. See if you can find the //secret code// hidden on the website. If you can figure it out, we may be able to track down BabeQuestDev's real life location! The laptop has a terminal window open with a text box for input. <<textbox "$riddle1" "">> [[Submit|BQD riddle]]

<img src="Images/Janice.jpg" height=400px> <<if $riddle1 == "HighlighTpage">> Hmm. Still not working. Are you sure that's not an instruction of some kind? [[Hm...|InnerPol]] <<set $clab to 5>> <<elseif $riddle1 == "suckmydicklol">> Oh my god, it's working! You did it! You found BabeQuestDev's secret password! [["I did?"]] <<else>> Nothing. Make sure your entry is case sensitive and doesn't include any spaces or special characters. [[Damn|InnerPol]] <<set $clab to 5>> <</if>>

<img src="Images/Janice.jpg" height=400px> You did! I'm cracking into the mainframe as we speak-this is huge! It says here he lives somewhere in "ligma city." Something tells you that's not actually the dev's location. Still cool though. I still can't believe it, I'm so happy I could kiss you! [["Then why don't you?"]]

<img src="Images/Cop.jpg" height=400px> Hold it right there Janice! The Chief appears holding out her gun. When I first hired you here you made me a promise, that if any man was able to complete a quest in the computer lab that //I'd// get to fuck him. Fuck you chief! Janice counters with a gun of her own! That was a long time ago chief, I was a different woman back then. I'm not afraid to stand up for what I want anymore, and right now I want this guys dick. [["Hold on!"]]

<img src="Images/Janice.jpg" height=400px> "Ladies, ladies, please, surely there's a way we can come to compromise on this. I //can// have sex more than once you know." Impossible, there's only one way this ends, with you choosing which on of us you want to fuck. She's right. You have to make a choice here. What'll it be? *[[Fuck Janice]] *[[Fuck the Chief]]

Haha! In your face chief! Now whip that cock out for me. <img src="Images/Janice1.gif" height=400px> Janice starts sucking your cock. The Chief shakes her fist at the sky. [[Awesome|pipoippp]]

Haha! In your face Janice! Now whip that cock out for me. <img src="Images/Chief1.gif" height=400px> The Chief starts sucking your cock. Janice shakes her fist at the sky. [[Awesome|pipoisppp]]

<img src="Images/Chief2.gif" height=400px> You fuck Janice. Things are going pretty good. Yes! Now put it in my ass. [[Whatever you say|psdipoippp]]

<img src="Images/Janice2.gif" height=400px> You fuck the Chief. Things are going pretty well. Yes! Now put it in my ass. [[Whatever you say|psdisdpoippp]]

<img src="Images/Cop.jpg" height=400px> Hold on a second, Janice? I never knew you liked anal. Oh, I can't get enough of it. Shit, I love anal too. Maybe you and I aren't so different after all, huh. Maybe not... There is a lingering silence. And then- Alright fiiiiine, we can both fuck him. [[Aw Yeah!]]

<img src="Images/Janice.jpg" height=400px> Hold on a second, Chief? I never knew you liked anal. Oh, I can't get enough of it. Shit, I love anal too. Maybe you and I aren't so different after all, huh. Maybe not... There is a lingering silence. And then- Alright fiiiiine, we can both fuck him. [[Aw Yeah!]]

<img src="Images/3s1.gif" height=400px> It's threesome time motherfuckers! [[Next|psdipaoasippp]]

<img src="Images/3s2.gif" height=400px> You pussy fuck the Chief, like a fucking boss. [[Nice!|psdipasaoasippp]]

<img src="Images/3s3.gif" height=400px> Then you turn around and anally fuck Janice, like the fucking stud you are. [[Next|psdipaoasiasppp]]

<img src="Images/3s4.gif" height=400px> And now some anal for the chief. [[Next|psdsipaoasiasppp]]

<img src="Images/3s5.gif" height=400px> "Shit, I think I'm getting ready to cum" The chief nods her head. I'm ready for it. Wait, don't cum yet! There's something I've always wanted to try. [[Oh?|psdiasdpaoasiasppp]]

<img src="Images/3s6.gif" height=400px> Alright. You guys don't move. Janice pulls your dick out of the Chief and straddles //both// of you. "Janice what are you doing?" Just trust me, this is gonna be awesome. [[See where it goes.|psdiaasdsdpaoasiasppp]]

<img src="Images/3s7.gif" height=400px> Janice starts riding your cock //while// the chief is inbetween you and Janice. There see, now it's like I'm fucking both of you! This position does not make any sense. Janice, I'm gonna smile and moan because this is a porn clip, but I want you to know I can't feel anything right now. "Yeah, plus I can hardly breathe with all this excess weight on me, and you can only go down the first few inches of my dick." Fine then. Fuck you guys. Someday I'll find a couple to fuck that won't judge me for trying to live my dream! [[Does this mean I can cum now?|psdiasasdsdpaoasiasppp]]

<img src="Images/3s8.gif" height=400px> Apparently. You cum all over Janince's hand. Damn that was hot. You said it. Sorry if I mistreated you earlier. Don't sweat it. I was a bit of a bitch myself. Friends? Friends. [[Now that's what I call a Happy Ending!|InnerPol]] <<set $clab to 6>> <<set $BP += 2>>

<img src="Images/Cop41.gif" height=400px> Cop #4 get's started right away. She throws a black mask over your face. [[Wait, what?|aosdiasjf]]

<img src="Images/Cop42.gif" height=400px> Oh my gosh! There's a mask on your face! How does this keep happening to me? "How does this keep happening? Lady you put this-" You know what. It's not worth it. You decide to just go along with whatever this is an get your babe points while you still can. [[Next|aasosdiasjf]]

<img src="Images/Cop43.gif" height=400px> You know with that mask on, you kind of look like a criminal. "Uh huh." It's kind of like...I tried to arrest you, but then you overpowered me and started fucking me. "Uh-huh." [[Next|aasosdsdiasjf]]

<img src="Images/Cop44.gif" height=400px> You keep fucking her. ...could you maybe please say some criminally stuff? "Seriously?" [[Fine, let's get this over with.|aasosdsdasiasjf]]

<img src="Images/Cop45.gif" height=400px> You try to think of your best robber line. "Um...put the money in the bag-" OH YES! OH YES I'M CUMMING. OH FUCK. That was easy. [[Finish up.|aasosdsdasidfasjf]]

<img src="Images/Cop46.gif" height=400px> Another one for the books. [[Back|InnerPol]] <<set $BP += 1>>

<img src="Images/Cop11.gif" height=400px> Cop #1 starts sucking your cock, but part of you is still confused. "Cop #1, can I ask you a question?" Go ahead. "Why are we on a roof?" I don't know. Would you rather us be in a bed? "That would be nice." Okay, follow me, we'll pick this up back in my appartment. [[Oh, nice!|aasdosdiasjf]]

<img src="Images/Cop12.gif" height=400px> You reach the appartment, the sex recommences immediately. "So how come you're Cop #1?" Because, I am the Cop Primeval, the progeniter of all Police Officers for all time. My existence spans accross centuries, I was here long before you were, and I will be here long after you are gone. [["Wow, really?"]]

<img src="Images/Cop13.gif" height=400px> No, silly. I'm jut messing with you. I'm called Cop #1 because I'm the first cop you fuck. That makes a lot more sense. [[Cumshot|sososososoos]]

<img src="Images/Cop14.gif" height=400px> Bada-bing bada-boom. [[Back|Police Station]] <<set $BP += 1>>

<img src="Images/Cop21.gif" height=400px> Cop #2 starts sucking your cock. [[Nice!|oaosdijsdf]]

<img src="Images/Cop25.gif" height=400px> She puts wraps her tits around your cock. [["Wow, thanks Cop #2"|oaosdsijsdf]]

<img src="Images/Cop22.gif" height=400px> Please don't call me that. "Call you what?" Cop #2. It makes me feel like I'm just some objective for you to acquire after completing a set of requirements. [["...aren't you though?"|oaosdddfdfsijsdf]]

<img src="Images/Cop23.gif" height=400px> What was that? "I mean, isn't that kind of what you are? I'm only fucking you right now because I brought in a wanted criminal." Cop #2 scoffs. How dare you insinuate such a thing! I am an officer of the law! I've made and oath to serve and protect the people of this town and I'm SICK and TIRED of people treating me like I'm some kind of fucking bimbo just because I fuck some of our best private investigators. [["I-"|oaosdddfdfsdfijsdf]]

<img src="Images/Cop24.gif" height=400px> What the hell are you supposed to say to that? "...I'm sorry?" No, it's fine. I'm just venting is all. My life is a little complicated right now. "I can tell." I'm sorry I took my anger out on you. Do you feel like cumming in my mouth now? [["Sure!"|oaosdddfddfdfsdfijsdf]]

<img src="Images/Cop26.gif" height=400px> You cum, but as you do, you remember that the woman in this GIF is more than just a reward for a job well done. She's also a character in an HTML porn game, for whatever that's worth. [[Back|Police Station]] <<set $BP += 1>>

<img src="Images/Cop31.gif" height=400px> Cop #3 gets right to work on your cock. [["Nice!"|oaosdddfdfdfsijsdf]]

<img src="Images/Cop32.gif" height=400px> You continue having sex. Surprising, things are actually going pretty smoothly so far. No weird dialogue or unexpected interruptions to speak of. [[Next.|oaosdddfdfdfssijsdf]]

<img src="Images/Cop33.gif" height=400px> Another GIF, and still no weirdness in sight. What th fuck is wrong with this chick? Why hasn't she started like, quacking like a duck or something? Does she not know how things work around here? [[Next.|oaosdddfdffddfsijsdf]]

<img src="Images/Cop34.gif" height=400px> What? It's ovet, just like that? A completely NORMAL sex sequence? You don't even know how to respond to this. "Huh, well thanks for the sex I guess." Your welcome! I had great time too. "...Cool." [[That was so fucking weird.|Police Station]] <<set $BP += 1>>

<<if $impregnation == true>><<set $impregnation to false>><<else>><<set $impregnation to true>><</if>> Pregnancy is now set to $impregnation. Click this link again to change it back. [[Back|Toggle Fetishes]]

<img src="Images/Scout22.gif" height=400px> Mmm. Holy fuck mister! This might be the biggest donation I've ever recieved. [[Next.|There'ds only one way to find out.]]

<img src="Images/Scout23.gif" height=400px> Mmm. That was amazing. Now cum on my face. [["I've got a better idea."]]

Oh FUCK! <img src="Images/Scout24.gif" height=400px> You pump her pussy full of cum. It's about time you got a creampie out of this game. Did-did you just cum inside me? [["Yup."]] <<set $BP += 1>>

<img src="Images/ScoutCreampie.jpg" height=400px> But Mister! I'm not on the pill! Uh-oh. "I'm sure it's fine. It was just one time." What are you going to do if I get pregnant? "What am I gonna do? What are you gonna do? It's not my baby, you figure it out." Honestly, the nerve of some people. We'll see about that. [["I guess we will."]]

//9 Months Later// [[This can't be good.]]

<img src="Images/Judge.jpg" height=400px> You wake up in a courtroom, the smell of cloroform still fresh in your nostrils. "What the fuck is going on here?" BANG! BANG! The Judge slams their gavel on the desk What's going on here, is that this woman, Girl Scout #2 is sueing you to obtain her child support. [["Say what?"]]

<img src="Images/ScoutCourt.jpg" height=400px> The Girl Scout taunts you from the witness box. Surprised to see me? "Yes, what the hell is going on here?" Yes, you dumbass. I've recently given birth to your child, and now I want my child support! "What?!?" This is crazy. She's an NPC in a porn game. Since when does putting a baby in her belly make you responsible for the consequences? [["There's gotta be someway out of this."]]

<img src="Images/Judge.jpg" height=400px> "Listen Judge. This is stupid. We're not married, we're not even dating or anything. Why should I have to pay anything for this kid I'm never gonna see?" Unfortunately for you defendant, according to https://mensrights.com/child-support-for-children-born-out-of-wedlock, "child support will be determined under the law of the state that has jurisdiction and, generally, your child support obligation is independent of whether you exercise your rights to be involved with the child." "...So does that mean I have to pay the child support or not." Yes. "Damn it!" They've got you totally pinched. Looks like there's nothing left to do but own up for your actions. [["Alright then, how much is this gonna cost me."]]

<img src="Images/ScoutCourt.jpg" height=400px> I'm thinking a one time payment of ''one babe point'' should be enough to keep us well fed. Figure it's only fair I take back what I gave you, even if you can't take back what you gave me. A BABE POINT?! "Please, there's gotta be some other way. I need those Babe Points." The Judge chimes in. I'm afraid I'm going to have to side with the prosecution here. One Babe Point seems like a totally reasonable request. [["Damn it!"|asdkjfnaskjdf]]

<img src="Images/Judge.jpg" height=400px> You decide to cut your losses and fork up the Babe Point. Thank you for your cooperation. You did ther right thing. "Tell me, is there any way I can meet this kid?" I'm afraid not. Unfortunately, "All characters depicted in this game are fictitious and are at least 18 years of age. So you won't be able to see your child for at least another 18 years. Oh fuck that, that's way too long. "Eh, fuck it. They'd probably end up being a brat anyways. Later bitch." You flick off the girl scout as you [[make your way out.|Main Street]] <<set $girlscout to 26>> <<set $BP += -1>>

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